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Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
So I'm not the only person that gets mascara all over the mirror!

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Karnegal
Dec 24, 2005

Is it... safe?
I learned to do makeup a couple months ago at a table with a nice mirror, so when I tried to do eyeliner at my mom's house last week standing up in front of a bathroom mirror, I just panicked and made my wife do my left eye for me. Standing to do makeup seems like hard mode.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

ALLLLLLL over EVERY mirror. I have a fancy lighted makeup mirror, it is easier to clean. I also poke myself in the eye. A lot.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Wait how do you get mascara on a mirror? ive only ever gotten it on my cheeks.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Wait how do you get mascara on a mirror? ive only ever gotten it on my cheeks.

If you wear glasses and cannot see your own face, you have to get super close up, and it slips

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy

Teagan posted:

If you wear glasses and cannot see your own face, you have to get super close up, and it slips

:hmmyes: Exactly. Have a full-length mirror and seriously contemplate putting in contacts every time I want to do wings. Of course, I mainly do wings to compensate for how glasses can make the eyes appear smaller, so it's a catch-22.

Also still have zero idea how to do my left eye. Right hand doesn't work that way, left hand tries its best but no.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

It was a joke, I apologize.




When applying eyeliner or mascara, if you brace your hand with your pinky on your cheek, it helps a lot.

Teagan has a new favorite as of 02:45 on May 10, 2019

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
Gosh gosh GOSH Teagan!

I'm tipsy and sweaty and watching GoT with my partner. It's hot in here but I refuse to turn on the AC. I'll give in eventually.

Count Thrashula has a new favorite as of 02:23 on May 10, 2019

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
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Queen Combat has a new favorite as of 03:05 on May 10, 2019

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I made a video from my Japan trip. Yes I talk super awkward and yes I have a weird tooth and yes it's a lame youtube thumbnail, I don't give a poo poo. With everything else wrong with my life these are the least of my worries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPaVWpnIir8

Karnegal
Dec 24, 2005

Is it... safe?
Edit to remove edited quote

Karnegal has a new favorite as of 04:03 on May 10, 2019

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

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ChickenOfTomorrow has a new favorite as of 03:45 on May 10, 2019

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

That is a weird thing to request and it's not appropriate for this thread.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

That is a weird thing to request and it's not appropriate for this thread.

it was a joke, and i am sorry, I take it back.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB




Go get em tiger.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


bursts though door nearsightedness gasp stay wheeze close to passes out

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind



feeling cute, might delete later

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:



feeling cute, might delete later

lookin' hot!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


ChickenOfTomorrow posted:



feeling cute, might delete later

Uh.... do the flames match the furnace?

Too hot for me to handle.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009


it was nice outside so we went on a picnic with some picnics to go with it










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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Just took a self-portrait (or what the kids these days are calling an autie, short for autoicon.)

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose


Wish I wasn't at work, it's so nice out today

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

THAT DRESS OMG

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

it's..... really good

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
That dress is amazing, and really does deserve to go outside.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Edited for nope

Ellie Crabcakes has a new favorite as of 05:29 on May 17, 2019

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Forsooth, that dress is cute as hell

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Forsooth, that dress is cute as hell

Dress. Dress. Dress! DRESS! DRESS! DRESS!!



Very cute!

Today, I sold some roses after class for our student association. It was super windy outside when walking to bring them in.



(Day 5 and nobody has commented on the rapidly-turning-purple hair. I'm okay with it.

Queen Combat has a new favorite as of 04:41 on May 11, 2019

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

[Dentist waiting room]

Me: [chanting] dress, dress-

Other patients: dress, DRESS

Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] DRESS, DRESS, DRESS!

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind


oh hell yeah! What are you using the money for? something fun?

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
From how the sales seemed to go before I had to leave? To pay for the roses :v:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

[Dentist waiting room]

Me: [chanting] dress, dress-

Other patients: dress, DRESS

Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] DRESS, DRESS, DRESS!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I see nothing.

Crab Dad has a new favorite as of 08:08 on May 17, 2019

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Yoooooooooooooooooo if you go see Detective Pikachu (humanity's greatest cinematic triumph) they give you free stuff.

FreshFeesh
Jun 3, 2007

Drum Solo
So many awesome tattoos (and people they’re on) in this thread!

lookslikerain
Jan 10, 2014

If you find yourself in a social situation, make threats.



Feeling cute, gonna grab a duck sandwich.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

You mean a hot dog?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

LingcodKilla posted:

Look at Fatty! Just look! Cute couple pic.
Nope! She's way too wild for me. I would not survive.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Nope! She's way too wild for me. I would not survive.

*Thinks back on lifetime of poor decision making* Yeah no i'm just not seeing the problem here.

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Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose
Haha I'm glad everyone likes the dress! I can't for the life of me remember where I got it though :thunkher:

lookslikerain posted:



Feeling cute, gonna grab a duck sandwich.

I like that coat/sweatshirt! And I miss having that haircut... Looks nice on you too

Schmeichy has a new favorite as of 16:50 on May 11, 2019

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