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PostNouveau posted:I'm gonna assume in the books it'll be something like Mel hears that Stannis has been defeated and killed on the same day Jon dies, she finally clicks with her fire visions where she can only see snow, she burns Shireen to bring him back. It will never stop being weird that people try to defend Stannis. He's a bigger oval office in the books than he is in the show. He's definitely burning Shireen.
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TheRat posted:It will never stop being weird that people try to defend Stannis. He's a bigger oval office in the books than he is in the show. He's definitely burning Shireen. he's nowhere near shireen and is busy retaking winterfell and saving everyone successfully
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# ? May 10, 2019 15:58 |
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TheRat posted:It will never stop being weird that people try to defend Stannis. He's a bigger oval office in the books than he is in the show. He's definitely burning Shireen. He's so far away from Shireen about to go into the battle that he dies in in the show. I don't think it's possible for him to burn Shireen.
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# ? May 10, 2019 16:03 |
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Also he is a giant rear end in a top hat and empty gesture as it may be "if i die you fucks better put my girl on the throne" is good dad by GoT standards.
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# ? May 10, 2019 16:12 |
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he also doesn't actually believe in any of the lord of light stuff and is just going along with it for his wife but then grrm did say burning shireen was one of the 3 big twists/spectacles/shocks post-red wedding, so who knows
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# ? May 10, 2019 16:44 |
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quote:Arya arrives in King's landing with the Hound but then they go their seperate ways. She gets caught up on all the destruction of the city and ends up helping a group of people trying to survive. Some debris falls on her and it looks like she's dead but the very last shot of the episode is her waking up and getting on a horse and getting leaving LOLOLOLOL what Like I know these leaks, if real, are just descriptions of random screen caps but on paper they sound like the writers were actually like “what’s the most anticlimactic way we could wrap up every plot line? Let’s go with that!”
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# ? May 10, 2019 16:47 |
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Laterite posted:he also doesn't actually believe in any of the lord of light stuff and is just going along with it for his wife What were the others? I'm guessing Hodor was one.
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# ? May 10, 2019 16:48 |
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Saving civilians is the lame job they give the B-team of superheroes. Great job, Falconer! Thank goodness you were here to carry those puppies away from the battle while Captain America beat the poo poo out of Dr. Doom. This is also the job they give to the hero's girlfriend in action movies.
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# ? May 10, 2019 16:49 |
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esperterra posted:Like how do you not find poo poo like this funny: Good lord that’s pathetic and I hope everything he likes is spoiled for him the rest of his life.
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# ? May 10, 2019 16:53 |
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Doctor Spaceman posted:What were the others? I'm guessing Hodor was one. - Shireen - Hodor - TBA / happen apparently is 3
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# ? May 10, 2019 16:56 |
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Lowly posted:LOLOLOLOL what "On second thought, let's not go to King's Landing. 'Tis a silly place."
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# ? May 10, 2019 17:18 |
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kater posted:Oh I thought that said Rickon fell on her. Sansa shows up and steps on them.
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# ? May 10, 2019 17:34 |
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Lowly posted:Do we even know about Bloodraven in the show? I don't remember him at all. I did read the books but I haven't read them since 8 years ago, so I don't remember a lot of details. Even the stupidest plot points in the show have at least been based around established characters and things in their history and not just "oh you see there was this guy we didn't tell you about ... and it's been him all along!" In the books, Bloodraven/Three-Eyed Raven has a big red birthmark on their face in the shape of a raven (hence the nickname). In the show, Max Von Sydow has no birthmark, but that's more likely because he was like "I'll read this nonsense, but I'm not wearing any stupid makeup." They didn't even both trying to match Sydow's look to the previous season's actor.
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# ? May 10, 2019 17:39 |
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bloodraven not being a body horror tree monster is the show's biggest adaptation crime
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TheRat posted:It will never stop being weird that people try to defend Stannis. He's a bigger oval office in the books than he is in the show. He's definitely burning Shireen. How?
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# ? May 10, 2019 17:50 |
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Yeah the thing about Shireen burning was less that it happened and more how it happened. It basically was a sign that it’s okay Stannis died because he’s a bad guy now
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# ? May 10, 2019 17:50 |
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Oh I don’t think the show will pull a “bran is bloodraven and he’s been behind the scenes all along”, I think that’s where the books are going and the show is going to incredibly neuter it to get to “well a literal omniscient god is a just ruler right?”
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# ? May 10, 2019 17:53 |
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Zedd posted:- Shireen 3's gotta be Jon killing Dany, it's the biggest and most obvious "holy poo poo!" twist among the leaks.
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# ? May 10, 2019 17:59 |
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Crimpolioni posted:How? He chopped a guy's fingers off for saving his life because he broke the law while doing it. e: not to mention the whole "killed his little brother with blood magic" thing. ruddiger fucked around with this message at 18:04 on May 10, 2019 |
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ruddiger posted:He chopped a guy's fingers off for saving his life because he broke the law while doing it. You're wrong about the first one, the chopping wasn't for saving him it was for the years of smuggling preceeding it. Anyway, it doesn't answer my question. How is he going to burn Shireen?
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# ? May 10, 2019 18:08 |
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Stannis's not evil, it's right there on his sheet that he's Lawful Neutral.
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# ? May 10, 2019 18:10 |
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My bad, I thought you were asking how is Stannis a oval office. No idea how or why he'll burn Shireen in the books tho. I doubt he'll do it, Mel will probably do it behind his back or after he's dead more likely.
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# ? May 10, 2019 18:11 |
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ruddiger posted:My bad, I thought you were asking how is Stannis a oval office. I can deffo see Mel doing it on her own idiot initiative, yeah.
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# ? May 10, 2019 18:12 |
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Lowly posted:LOLOLOLOL what Pretty much all the leaks are showing there will not be a single satisfying moment in season 8 for pretty much any group of viewers. Incredible.
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# ? May 10, 2019 18:39 |
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Raccooon posted:Pretty much all the leaks are showing there will not be a single satisfying moment in season 8 for pretty much any group of viewers. You may not be able to satisfy everyone but you sure as poo poo can disappoint everyone.
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# ? May 10, 2019 18:41 |
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Raccooon posted:Pretty much all the leaks are showing there will not be a single satisfying moment in season 8 for pretty much any group of viewers. I mean we all know you decided to blindly hate everything a long time ago, but there are plenty of us who actually like the direction the plot is heading, we just didn't like the way episode 4 was executed.
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TheRat posted:I mean we all know you decided to blindly hate everything a long time ago, but there are plenty of us who actually like the direction the plot is heading, we just didn't like the way episode 4 was executed. Nah I’m more a newcomer to this show is hot garbage. Was liking it until S8E3
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# ? May 10, 2019 18:50 |
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Dany going full postal is pretty weak. Political shenanigans is the show's strength and there ain't much of that this season.
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# ? May 10, 2019 18:55 |
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Crimpolioni posted:I can deffo see Mel doing it on her own idiot initiative, yeah. King's blood to res Jon/attempt to clear the blizzard for Stannis/both.
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# ? May 10, 2019 19:10 |
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Cersei dieing to debris is gonna be great because in episode 6 we'll get a post credit scene where Qyburn excavates Cersei and Jaime's corpse, sew them together and reanimates them "That which was once one shall be one again. Arise my pretty!" THE END? lezard_valeth fucked around with this message at 19:15 on May 10, 2019 |
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I'm sure they're going to pull another "Sansa and Arya had a genius plot all along" like they did with Littlefinger, which is why they didn't show us their reaction to Jon's lineage and cut straight to Arya peacing out, but it's so loving sloppy and amateurish to make a big twist based on off screen actions with absolutely nothing to lead the audience to believing it's the logical conclusion. But they're absolutely doing it. Look at how Sansa and Arya argued last season all to be plotting off screen and how Sansa acted to Dany this season. That or the writers are just making her character extremely stupid and petty for no reason at all which is equally likely honestly. Fuuuuuuuuuuck show Sansa, Sophie Turner deserved so much better. They all did. Except Euron, gently caress that guy.
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# ? May 10, 2019 19:21 |
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TheRat posted:I mean we all know you decided to blindly hate everything a long time ago, but there are plenty of us who actually like the direction the plot is heading, we just didn't like the way episode 4 was executed. I like the direction it's going, a lot of the major beats are what I expect out of the books. The quality of the show is just poo poo now, and that's okay. I'm at peace with it being high budget action fantasy schlock now and I look forward to the battle on Sunday At least we'll be able to see what's going on 'cause King's Landing is a sunny place despite the fact it should be snowing there r/n. Though I still expect the battle to happen at night lmao
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Bottom Liner posted:Except Euron, gently caress that guy. From what I've seen in social media Euron's actor seems like a really cool guy that just got handed a really lovely script. At least he seems to be having fun
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Can't really hate on the guy. You get handed a lovely low effort script, you might as well have some fun with it.
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# ? May 10, 2019 19:36 |
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Yeah, Pilou Asbæk seems like he read the script, shrugged, and went 'might as well have some fun with this!'ruddiger posted:In the books, Bloodraven/Three-Eyed Raven has a big red birthmark on their face in the shape of a raven (hence the nickname). In the show, Max Von Sydow has no birthmark, but that's more likely because he was like "I'll read this nonsense, but I'm not wearing any stupid makeup." They didn't even both trying to match Sydow's look to the previous season's actor. I mean, are you gonna argue with Max Von Sydow?
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# ? May 10, 2019 19:41 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:Yeah, Pilou Asbæk seems like he read the script, shrugged, and went 'might as well have some fun with this!' If he doesn't have a branch growing through his head and out of his already empty eye socket then yes I would even fight Christopher Lee!!!
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# ? May 10, 2019 19:44 |
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bloom posted:Can't really hate on the guy. You get handed a lovely low effort script, you might as well have some fun with it. Of all the actors he seems to enjoy this show the most. His facial expression when Dany charges Drogon towards the ships is either good acting or genuine madness growing in his mind.
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# ? May 10, 2019 19:51 |
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I liked Euron’s insane cackling when Theon jumped overboard and abandoned Yara.
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esperterra posted:If he doesn't have a branch growing through his head and out of his already empty eye socket then yes I would even fight Christopher Lee!!! You'd have absolutely no resistance from Christopher Lee these days, sadly.
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Dr. Abysmal posted:I liked Euron’s insane cackling when Theon jumped overboard and abandoned Yara. tbh him being so good at the incredibly bland Euron they gave us just makes me wish he was playing proper Euron. Also I liked his Batou fight me
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