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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

big scary monsters posted:

lol ok if nobody is working on autopilot for more than a few months before quitting it makes a lot more sense why they don't yet have the level of object recognition capability of your average student robotics project

every time we hire someone who's really good at predicting outcomes from available data, they take a look at the state of our company and quit

why might that be i wonder

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Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
lol it must be such a cushy bullshit gig for karpathy

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!

this is going to end in uber-style homicide
hope karpathy is out soon

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

flakeloaf posted:

every time we hire someone who's really good at predicting outcomes from available data, they take a look at the state of our company and quit

why might that be i wonder
lol

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Combat Theory posted:

The grey thread is extremely wrong about air bags today but i think im just gonna post some pics of Nikita (the Wolf dog) when I get home and have a lazy evening

Should that car's air bags have gone off in the video where it crashed through the storefront? The collision seemed a little low speed for that (especially frontal deceleration).

Does the law say they do not deploy under 35mph? If so most people do not know that and I would say the majority wrong opinion about airbags is then "every collision should set them off and if they didn't go off, then car is broken", said by people that include those who have never been in a collision

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


When a software project finished a phase, it is common to let those coder leave if you do not have a use for them. I am not saying that is the case here, as I do not know. However, it is a fact that Musk understands software and code, so there is no way anyone could pull the wool over his eyes on timelines and the software not being feature complete. I think you will be shocked at just how quickly AI and machine learning will pick up the massive amounts of raw data and provide the FSD software with a visual understanding of environments in real time. If you want to be cynical on Musk it would be better to say he is now moving in to reap the glory of other peoples hard work.








:chaostrump:

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
:brainworms:

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
reading about Tesla's latest fundraising:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jimcol...s/#64fe91a7222c

they have basically kicked the can down the road and raised effectively zero capital. pretty much all the money they raised will need to go towards paying off their previous convertible bonds.

not only that but the article suggests that Tesla has been purposely depressing capital spending in order to maintain cashflow lol.

all this for a company that has admitted it can't do gently caress all without massive capital expenditures.

muckswirler
Oct 22, 2008

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

Bulgakov posted:

However, it is a fact that Musk understands software and code, so there is no way anyone could pull the wool over his eyes on timelines and the software not being feature complete.

imagine believing this

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
elon "let's install windows on all our servers" musk

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

LanceHunter posted:

Isn’t there an entire street fair devoted to the public honking?

Link?

BobHoward
Feb 13, 2012

The only thing white people deserve is a bullet to their empty skull

lancemantis posted:

imagine believing this

multiple layers to the “this” too, such as believing that the problems with tesla’s autopilot program are due to underlings trying to fool management

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Elon knows code.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

FAUXTON posted:

Elon knows code.

Elon is so good at computers that his mom makes him fix her router when he comes home for thanksgiving

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



FAUXTON posted:

Elon knows code.

technically he's probably closer to being qualified for that team than running any other part of it including being CEO

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

hot topic t-shirt:

no, I will not fix your object recognition syst-FIRETRUCK

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Munkeymon posted:

technically he's probably closer to being qualified for that team than running any other part of it including being CEO

no I think he could do a mean version of joe isuzu but for tesla

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gTI6KO75hY

MomJeans420
Mar 19, 2007



Tesla, Pornhub, and accidental creampie combine for marketing coup - best part is even a porn industry news site cites decelerating demand for Teslas

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

flakeloaf posted:

every time we hire someone who's really good at predicting outcomes from available data, they take a look at the state of our company and quit

why might that be i wonder

i lol'd

Slack Motherfucker
Aug 16, 2005



Pillbug

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

also i opened a dog pics thread once and graph closed it. the cat yospos lobby is v real lol





I recognize that dog :allears:

every thread is the dog thread, if you believe in yourself


flakeloaf posted:

every time we hire someone who's really good at predicting outcomes from available data, they take a look at the state of our company and quit

why might that be i wonder

lmao

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

flakeloaf posted:

every time we hire someone who's really good at predicting outcomes from available data, they take a look at the state of our company and quit

why might that be i wonder

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

Slack Motherfucker posted:

I recognize that dog :allears:

every thread is the dog thread, if you believe in yourself



lmao

ppl you know irl reading yospos :gay:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

flakeloaf posted:

every time we hire someone who's really good at predicting outcomes from available data, they take a look at the state of our company and quit

why might that be i wonder

you live in a dilbert cartoon

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

FAUXTON posted:

Elon knows code.

he's a web developer

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



MomJeans420 posted:

Tesla, Pornhub, and accidental creampie combine for marketing coup - best part is even a porn industry news site cites decelerating demand for Teslas

the real accident here is the car though???

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

big scary monsters posted:

lol ok if nobody is working on autopilot for more than a few months before quitting it makes a lot more sense why they don't yet have the level of object recognition capability of your average student robotics project

what makes you think all the people he’s hired to make his magic pronouncements real have quit?

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Slack Motherfucker posted:

every thread is the dog thread, if you believe in moose milkie

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

thank you, i sent this to my mom

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I believe in Moose Milkie.

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

Elon Musk faces trial over 'pedo' tweet

nice

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

indigi posted:

wow reminds me a lot of Buffalo

Buffalo is Cleveland without the stuff

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



cats once again proven superior

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Endless Mike posted:

cats once again proven superior

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



cursed

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

this is how summer of sam started

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

i am disappointed, but i must acknowledge an acceptable dad joke when i see one

Penguissimo
Apr 7, 2007

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SIGSEGV
Nov 4, 2010



"despite bolshevik saboteurs infiltrating the leadership of the 25 teraton landpanzer groosdeutchland, order and schedule have been restored as our fuhrer will take the reins of the operation personally!"

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