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Who should have won All-Stars?
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Monet X Change 17 12.41%
Trinity the Tuck 36 26.28%
club96 84 61.31%
Total: 137 votes
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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

gandlethorpe posted:

How gagworthy would it have been if Ru was like "on second thought, I am gonna bring back a queen"? Although it probably just wouldn't have worked under the time constraints.

She could have sent both Silky and Nina home and brought someone back, I reckon.

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Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Send them both home and have Plastique, Ariel, and Scarlett battle it out.

e: And I say that as a major Nina fan.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




Send them both home and have the final competition episode be to determine the top 3 I hate this top 4 bullshit !!!

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005
that elim was dogshit

Silky's runway is bad, literally falling apart at the seams, half the girls say send her home, then her lipsynch is extremely messy.

Nina's runway was at least well-constructed and had a good theme, her lipsynch was boring but not aggressively bad like Silky's.



lol at Silky's wig toss, almost tripping over her falling-apart outfit, then she does the splits and I'm mentally playing sad trombone

edit: I actually would've put Yvie in the bottom with Silky, it would be pretty justified and then you could watch Yvie crush Reverend Dr. Assaulting Guest Judges

Pellisworth fucked around with this message at 21:06 on May 10, 2019

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




Yeah but then they can't manipulate the 'random pick' of a lip sync opponent and have Yvie vs Silky for one of the LSFTC in the finale.

Flossie
Nov 8, 2008
Me and my husband were both REALLY expecting a double sashay after the double save earlier, but when it was Silky over Nina we were pretty pissed off. What I never understand with these choices is why the editing doesn't back up Ru's choice, which makes me think it's all producer poo poo-stirring bullshit, which I bloody hate. The edit just emphasised how Silky didn't know the lyrics and was super messy and that her wig reveal was unceremoniously delivered to the back of the stage.

Speaking of things I hate, this moment in Whatcha Packin' - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPNDVh2iCpo&t=405s

Michelle Visage really tears down Plastique for saying it was expensive to go on Drag Race and then she claims you don't need lots of money to do drag when they constantly, CONSTANTLY criticise Yvie's drag for being unpolished. Polish takes money. You simply can't cut it with good concepts anymore, it all has to be elevated. It sucks. Yvie's concept this week was cool and interesting but it wasn't expertly put together and for that she was almost in the bottom two.

Ross Mathews criticised Brooke Lynn Hytes' drag for having no edge and in the same episode criticised Yvie for not being polished enough which now means that everyone needs to be like Aquaria - wear envelope pushing fashion, executed perfectly. I'm so sad Nina is gone, her drag was campy but I liked it for at least being different. Jinkx couldn't win Drag Race anymore.

Flossie
Nov 8, 2008
Oh, and when I saw Nina's trans flag outfit I turned to my husband and said "I guess Nina's going home tonight."

Cafe Barbarian
Apr 22, 2016

There's one roulade I can't sing
Nina made her mark, I think anyone can see what a great entertainer she is and how awesome her shows must be. It's bullshit but she got a lot of new fans out of this.

gandlethorpe posted:

Girl, Shuga looked like Willam doing an homage of Laganja's comedy challenge look. But I would've been fine with Yvie in the bottom so she could slay Silky.

That's for sure. At least it's pretty clear that Silky's not going to win a lip sync against anyone else. I would like to see Yvie do No Scrubs actually, I'm not her biggest fan but she has a really cool pop in her dancing, I bet it would be great.

When Yvie was bitching and moaning in untucked and said "I'm not some huge monster!" someone should have said "you dress like one all the time though".

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


Okay I finally watched it and I gotta be honest I don't even think Nina should have been in the bottom 2 (though I hated Shuga's wig). I think Yvie and Silky were clearly the two worst runways. Even if I loved Scarlet trying to mimic the Yvie laugh.

Rigga Morris, gurl. This show has kind of gotten worse in a lot of ways since moving to VH1.

I really do not like Silky. :(

oh ps Soju's line about the cyst was hilarious

e: I guess Nina will win Miss Congeniality though which is good?

e2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tFDsL_mwBY
Vanjie when she was called safe

The Berzerker fucked around with this message at 00:48 on May 11, 2019

G-Mawwwwwww
Jan 31, 2003

My LPth are Hot Garbage
Biscuit Hider
P'art would have made them do that loving lip sync again but better.

Or been like "which of you eliminated girls think you could do it better?"

Shoulda sent them both home.

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


wow you can really tell in untucked that silky thought she was lipsyncing against yvie and was convinced she was dead in the water eh?

Nihonniboku
Aug 11, 2004

YOU CAN FLY!!!
I don't think I've hated a queen as much as I hate Silky since Phi Phi way back in season 4. Someone who is both so aggressively mean, and so aggressively delusional.

As irritating and frustrating as Eureka was most of the time last season, she at least still had her moments. (although, I did just remember the story of a friend who was harassed by Eureka after he turned her down for a date, so gently caress Eureka too.)

Also, how do you not play "No Scrubs" when Kandi Burress, the woman who loving wrote the song, was there earlier in the season?

Nihonniboku fucked around with this message at 01:29 on May 11, 2019

curiousTerminal
Sep 2, 2011

what a humorous anecdote.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDiXxyb5jUQ

Why was this song playing during the Brooke slapping Nina part of the mini challenge. What.

[trans flag gets eliminated]
Oh. Welp. I guess there goes my one reason to watch this season.
Wake me up when Silky wins, I guess.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



God gently caress this show tonight.

Ru Paul hosed up big time. What a goddamn joke that was. There was no way in hell Nina lost that - it wasn’t fancy but at least she wasn’t tripping in her own loving costume. At least the loving thing stayed together. Jesus Christ I’ve never been so infuriated with an episode before like this.

Pure bullshit. I hope Silky is booed at the finale. She’s a loving liar. She’s a poo poo queen.

Vanjie was robbed - the backwards “Miss Vanjie” chant was the goddamn cherry on top of a gorgeous sundae. Like, Brooke was fine - give Vanjie a goddamn bone before you toss her.

Akeria stirring poo poo got on my nerves. It was disgusting. Runway was zzzzzz. Looked cheap.

Yvie ... like, it was cool - but Scarlet did get the poo poo hand me downs. I loving hate these queens piling on her tho. Just jealous.

I’ll miss Nina - I hope I can give her a big hug when they come here.

Onto the next one tho...

E:

Vintersorg fucked around with this message at 03:10 on May 11, 2019

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



VANJIE'S GONNA, WHAT?
VANJIE'S GONNA, ROLL!
VANJIE'S GONNA GIVE IT TO YA
SHE'S GONNA GIVE IT TO YA...

Sorry, that's been stuck in my head all day.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

Ru absolutely did not put Yvie in the bottom because she's seen her slay a lipsync before and didn't want to run the very possible risk of her sending Silky's rear end home. Scientific objective fact, I can prove it on an abbacus and a sundial, I hold this truth to be self-evident, etc.

Brooke Lynn won everything because of the "Oooh, you feel like a waterbed" joke, GODDAMN. :captainpop:

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

Ahahahaha Vanjie being the most genuine and real real she's ever been giving that super sober speech to Silky about channeling every frustration and desire for the crowd into the lipsync and then that's the Lipsync she delivered.

EDIT: Goddamn, how's Miss Vanjie's mom the exact same age as Miss Vainjie.

caligulamprey fucked around with this message at 05:54 on May 11, 2019

A God Damn Ghost
Nov 25, 2007

booyah!

Pinwiz11 posted:

VANJIE'S GONNA, WHAT?
VANJIE'S GONNA, ROLL!
VANJIE'S GONNA GIVE IT TO YA
SHE'S GONNA GIVE IT TO YA...

Sorry, that's been stuck in my head all day.

Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
With the nonstop tongue pops and a high heel

Carlton Banks Teller
Nov 18, 2004


the only good thing about nina going home is that she can come back for all stars with all them coins. Gimmie more Nina.

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

warez posted:

Silky’s lip sync had the same dramatic pay-off as Brad Pitt in Inglourious Basterds saying “Bawnjurno” after assuring everyone he speaks Italian. What a poo poo show.

fuckin’ LOL oh my god this is perfect

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh this loving episode. Nina deserved to be in the bottom, but if anybody stayed it should've been her.

GrandmaParty posted:

P'art would have made them do that loving lip sync again but better.

Or this. Vanjie deserved to win and it's sad that we now she isn't making it to the top now.

curiousTerminal posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDiXxyb5jUQ

Why was this song playing during the Brooke slapping Nina part of the mini challenge. What.

My wife:
1. has played a ton of Sims 3
2. watched a lot of lovely reality tv
and the music from that game is everywhere. I think it must be cheap or something.

Ninja edit: and bring back the loving top 3 music video!!!

Flossie
Nov 8, 2008

A God drat Ghost posted:

Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
With the nonstop tongue pops and a high heel

Yes! I love it. I'm going to be singing this all day now.

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

I for one will like to see Silky come through with a John C Reilly makeover.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


resting mitch face posted:

I for one will like to see Silky come through with a John C Reilly makeover.

dr steve brule is the better of the two doctors

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
She isn't a doctor

Nihonniboku
Aug 11, 2004

YOU CAN FLY!!!

ICHIBAHN posted:

She isn't a doctor

If I remember correctly, she is considering pursuing her PhD from a school that is barely accredited.

G-Mawwwwwww
Jan 31, 2003

My LPth are Hot Garbage
Biscuit Hider

Nihonniboku posted:

If I remember correctly, she is considering pursuing her PhD from a school that is barely accredited.

I don't care if you went to Yale, that's no way to talk about Harvard. :colbert:

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Nihonniboku posted:

If I remember correctly, she is considering pursuing her PhD from a school that is barely accredited.

That's the tea sis

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

esperterra posted:

:tinfoil: af

Silky's lovely opinions and feud with Sara Andrews happened after filming ended iirc

The theory is fake news but the disgusted piss smelling look in rupauls face when he saw the trans flag was 100% real. Everyone I was watching with noticed it and called that poo poo out.

Also that elimination was crap. Nina kept the beat and did white girl moves which is totally appropriate for no scrubs. Silky walked without rhythm and it did not attract my worm.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



I think the fallout is purely benefiting Nina. She got a shout out from AOC of all people. She’s gonna be a megastar!! She so deserves it.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS

Trig Discipline posted:

I liked the Hytes sisters too, and the little faux-collision on the runway was clever.

Technically it wasn't a faux collision, it was Plastique getting the faux stink eye for stepping in front of the main attraction

warez
Mar 13, 2003

HOLA FANTA DONT CHA WANNA?

Eej posted:

Technically it wasn't a faux collision, it was Plastique getting the faux stink eye for stepping in front of the main attraction

This went clear over my head :downs:

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


wait hahaha where was shady ol Rajah this episode?

also gently caress Silky but more importantly, gently caress Ru

Nihonniboku
Aug 11, 2004

YOU CAN FLY!!!

alf_pogs posted:

wait hahaha where was shady ol Rajah this episode?

also gently caress Silky but more importantly, gently caress Ru

They also didn't ask back (looking it up) Mercedes and Kahana Montrese.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Three queens of colour

ulvir
Jan 2, 2005

literally loving how did Silky win that lip sync when her rags kept falling of and she’d been clocked with the same critique twice in a row, even disregarding 80% of the queens saying she should be the one to go.

how can this show suck even more than season 10. god almighty

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
They seriously look like that cast of a Nickelodeon show where a bunch of kids solve mysteries around their school and learn lessons about responsibility.

warez
Mar 13, 2003

HOLA FANTA DONT CHA WANNA?
Vanjie looks the same lol

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Sep 28, 2008

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Trig Discipline posted:

WoW just posted this on Facebook:



God this is loving cursed

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