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quote:Tell me about the rabbits. Why they are always looking for food." Well...ok, then.
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I made The Room even more dramatic. Please enjoy Tommy Wiseau's improved script:talktotransformer posted:You are tearing me apart, Lisa!
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Tiggum posted:[url=https://talktotransformer.com/]
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# ? May 10, 2019 11:17 |
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https://twitter.com/BelinhaClacher/status/1126853506982453249?s=19
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This is my new favorite one of these.
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# ? May 10, 2019 16:53 |
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https://twitter.com/BelinhaClacher/status/1126882267303948289?s=19
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Found that if you just input an introduction, it will generate a person for you and they are all wonderful people.quote:
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# ? May 10, 2019 17:28 |
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Friend posted:Found that if you just input an introduction, it will generate a person for you and they are all wonderful people. quote:Hi! My name is Slim Shady. I'm a producer, DJ, and producer. I'm based in NYC. My studio, which I call Muddy City, has the most eclectic sound of producers at Muddy City. As a producer, there's a lot to enjoy here. From house, hip-hop, trap, and funk, to soul, soul and country, it's a diverse sound. This is a room full of diverse sounds. It's very inspiring to me to have artists here to talk about music. I love creating music in a space where I'm getting feedback from all kinds of different angles."
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# ? May 10, 2019 17:41 |
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This is all solid advice
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# ? May 10, 2019 18:12 |
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frankenfreak posted:Or it will doxx Eminem: quote:I'm Slim Shady
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The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen an rear end like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go Boing, boing, boing But I'm the type to say go ahead I like it when you tell me I'm all right And as long as I stay where I am I want you to come home to me (She is wearing a dress) My daughter's got a big heart My daughter lives here, my boy sleeps all night When I look at her every day She's always smiling and smiling I'm sorry for asking so hard, but I'm worried about you I'm worried about what's ahead My heart is heavy, I'm so sorry 'Cause I know I'm in trouble My life's been hard, my life's been hard I've got to tell you what I've done and I've done it right My heart isn't in my arms The pain is getting to me, don't let it keep Aye, I'm running through, yeah, yes And I'm telling you I've killed too much I love 'em, they won't let go
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It is my firm belief that man can subsist on nothing more then chili and anger. To that end, I have decided to share my own favorite chili recipe with the lot of you, so that you may convert your shame and anger into chili and anger. In this way, I am the best humanitarian who has ever or will ever survive. I'm going to be breaking a few sacred chili rules here. Too bad; I apologize to no one. Ingredients: 4 pounds beef brisket, cut into 3-4 inches tall pieces 1 small onion, cut into ¼"- thick slices 3 small garlic cloves, minced 16 ounces (5 large) diced tomatoes, about ¼ cup each (I used a box of whole tomatoes, but feel free to use a little or a lot of canned tomatoes if you prefer) 1 tablespoon lime juice 1 teaspoon black pepper 1½ teaspoon ground cumin 2 cups red lentils, plus about ¼ cup of dry 4 cups low sodium chicken broth, or any stock I haven't yet found 2/3 cup olive oil 2 tablespoons lemon juice Directions: Peel and core the onion. Remove the core, set aside. Peel and cube the garlic. Peel and slice the onion into ¾"- thick pieces. Season with 2 tsp. chili powder, black pepper, cumin, lime juice and salt: Put in medium pot, add beef and onions. Saute, stirring frequently with a wooden spoon, about 45 minutes or until beef is tender yet not mushy. Meanwhile, add lentils, broth, olive oil, red lentils and chicken broth to the pot. Saute over medium heat for 4-6 minutes or until lentils begin to brown. Remove from heat and let cool for 15 minutes. Add lime juice and black pepper
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# ? May 10, 2019 19:23 |
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It must be pretty shameful to know that a loving algorithm which will never see the inside of a kitchen can still cook a better chilli than you.
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# ? May 10, 2019 19:28 |
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Friend posted:Found that if you just input an introduction, it will generate a person for you and they are all wonderful people. The “I am a girl” from Panda/Eddie made me cackle. Thank you.
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# ? May 10, 2019 20:40 |
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quote:Somebody once told me that every book written about Jesus by a Christian author was a fraud." "I mean, I don't care what you wrote about Jesus. I'm going to read it," he says, laughing. quote:Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play quote:Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play e: just one more: quote:Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me dobbymoodge has a new favorite as of 21:11 on May 10, 2019 |
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We can finally get that 10th season!
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# ? May 10, 2019 21:07 |
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no thanks, i prefer not seeing the interior of George's D
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George is getting not all that happy!
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I posted too soon, because
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https://twitter.com/BelinhaClacher/status/1126951933028311041
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# ? May 10, 2019 21:51 |
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I hope these start appearing in random searches and a few people fall for them
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quote:As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect. He awoke his wife again, with her sister also turned into a small insect. He then took his sister's form to attack her, but she was protected by some sort of magic, a shield, and when she was nearly destroyed, she revealed her disguise as a giant insectoid, only too aware of the danger and turned herself back to normal. He then had an epiphany and, remembering his dreams, asked his wife her real name and what she was, to which she replied that it was now Lillian. He then informed her of the prophecy made by the Book of Prophecy and, to his delight and with his wife's protection, she became the next Dark Maiden of Light and helped protect Earth from the evil of the Dark Lords.
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Dumb Lowtax posted:I hope these start appearing in random searches and a few people fall for them I got a serious response about anime recommendations, so that's a start. Death is as inevitable as ickiness and anger. It is as unavoidable as ickiness and anger To be alive is to be in pain, and pain is always To be alive is to be in pain, and pain is always For every person alive, there is a person who dies, and for every person who is dead, there is a person who dies. It is as inevitable as ickiness and anger. When anger is the killer of pain, it When anger is the murderer of pain, it No human person No human person All that can be said of love. All that can be said of love. The power of hate is as irresistible as the The power of hate is as irresistible as the So to say that your death is as inevitable as ickiness--it is a lie. And so, all of us, in one or several ways, So to say that your death is as inevitable as ickiness--it is a lie. We are all, ultimately, the same. We are not different because we hate ourselves. We are not different because we love Brawnfire has a new favorite as of 23:35 on May 10, 2019 |
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Call the police on Granos. And if they don't want to report Granos, they probably should report him on your behalf. Or they can report him to local media. This is how it works in Greece. We're not sure how Greece can be described as a country whose people have managed to live a peaceful and peaceful life, and without any major terrorist strikes. But there is no shortage of people trying to use the laws to control the population. (MORE: The Terrorist Who Is About to Be the Last Terrorist on the Planet) In a country where terrorism is a serious problem—the same could be said about many western countries—the best way is for Greeks to take action themselves. And if it's up to your local local politicians to decide to go on trial or prosecute Granos for being the mastermind behind the attacks, then I'm sure it's a good idea to support Granos with your money in order to ensure that he is convicted. And your money to pay for his
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Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin' Tossed salads and scrambled eggs That's where I'm from So I'm getting to make them my breakfast So I'm getting to make them my breakfast The blues say 'Come to me, baby' The blues say 'O-me, baby' Well I'm going to make the blues my breakfast So I'm getting to make them my breakfast A little bit of love in me, baby so I'm getting to make them my breakfast We're the ones who got you out of the hole when you wanted to go away for the day So I'm getting to make them my breakfast from the bottom of the hill I'm going to make them my Breakfast, baby So I'm getting to make them my breakfast Baby, I'm getting to make the blues my breakfast... We know they have the blues on my soul Well I'm going to make the blues my breakfast So I'm getting to make them my breakfast, baby so I'm getting to make them my breakfast 'Cause I never went without breakfast now
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# ? May 11, 2019 00:07 |
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in retrospect I coulda figured this out on my own
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# ? May 11, 2019 00:21 |
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https://twitter.com/BakiOOC/status/1114711017303564289 I highly recommend this prompt, it spits out things of pure beauty consistently
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Your middle two results are exceptionally good
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# ? May 11, 2019 01:38 |
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In Star Trek's distant future, the future of our species is a world where our society is run like any other; with just one exception: one that has just won the Space Race. Humanity has made peace with the Vulcans who have successfully made the transition from colony to civilisation. The Klingons and Romulans have recently joined the Federation, making the Federation the largest federation in an age when the other four-major alien species exist alone in the Unknown Regions. Yet this is not a future where every nation controls the entire galaxy. It is a future where the Federation is united, but not in the usual sense of that word – the Federation is not unified into factions. It is not united into any one of the many nations, groups or factions that exist in human society.
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# ? May 11, 2019 01:40 |
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I AM NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THIS.ttt posted:
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# ? May 11, 2019 02:01 |
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Answering the big questions: quote:
quote:[b]The correct definition of a sandwich is [b]anything that has meat, cheese or sausage, either in a conventional shape, round form with a hole, or otherwise. The definition as written in your local dictionary can get very confusing so the following are not the definition of a sandwich as they are used in the United States.
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# ? May 11, 2019 02:05 |
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Anyone want to spin off a GBS thread?
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# ? May 11, 2019 02:24 |
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Please do
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https://twitter.com/BelinhaClacher/status/1126974174520647683?s=19
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# ? May 11, 2019 02:42 |
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In my head I can see the media thinkpieces about that twitter account already
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The Satellite of Blurvhgm posted:In the not-too-distant future, next Sunday A.D. will mark the 60th anniversary of the first moon landing of Buzz Aldrin. When NASA's space shuttle was deployed to the moon in 1969, Buzz was still the youngest astronaut. In honor of his flight, the Space Shuttle Discovery will be retired and returned to the orbiting nation.
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# ? May 11, 2019 03:14 |
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GBS post is up https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3889267
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# ? May 11, 2019 03:16 |
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Wow, way to dodge the question Also, I can't help but laugh at devolving into absurdity even though this one wasn't really fair Oh poo poo do I need to call the cops on a robot?! Sentient Data has a new favorite as of 05:00 on May 11, 2019 |
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Try defining words with it. Hugefrogging (verb): to push another person out of place; to get someone in the mood; to annoy; annoy; to annoy others What can you say to make yourself into a decent member of society? Get a job.
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