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CityMidnightJunky
May 11, 2013

by Smythe
I genuinely wonder if there is a non-muslim white kid somewhere whose parents decided to name him Mohamed. There has to be at least one, right? That would be a pretty cool, albiet risky thing to do.

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Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

there are some boring names on that list but I think it's worth it for Cyle, Oasiz, Dallyn, and Kylynn alone.

knife_of_justice
Aug 12, 2007

103 and still BITCHIN'

jojoinnit posted:

"I named you after my favourite city and you after my favourite shop in that city"

Their other three kids are Gautier, MacDo, and Office du Tourisme.

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
My coworker is named Shadeau.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

big dyke energy posted:

My coworker is named Shadeau.

Cyberpunk as gently caress

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

I've had a student named Kawaii before. Now I've met KaWayii.

And her brother KaGary.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/joemurph/status/1126914759557775360?s=19

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?


What anime is Saizo Kai from?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Irelynnd

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

I got a text that began "Hi my name is Unique"

I honestly thought that was a stereotype but there you go

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I got a text that began "Hi my name is Unique"

I honestly thought that was a stereotype but there you go

I checked out with a cashier named Unique, and it was memorable enough that I bothered to look it up on the social security site. Ironically, there are several thousand Uniques in the US alone.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
I hope this is okay to post because this thread is why I know this is funny

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Seen at work: Gay Crooks.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give


Dick Felt during that photoshoot, based on the expression

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

jojoinnit posted:

I hope this is okay to post because this thread is why I know this is funny



I met a lady named Lakyn. It's somehow not a unique name.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I met a lady named Lakyn. It's somehow not a unique name.

It's this

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


purgatory for that awful woman is just an endless set of slippery stairs

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"


Yes but it's also the name of a grown-rear end woman I showed some apartments to.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Yes but it's also the name of a grown-rear end woman I showed some apartments to.

Cool, did you meet the other four before they died?

Lord Zedd-Repulsa
Jul 21, 2007

Devour a good book.


Name of the Year contest has reached the finals!

https://deadspin.com/pope-thrower-vs-jizyah-shorts-is-the-name-of-the-year-1834722599

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"


I'm rooting for Pope Thrower.

Can't believe Deicide Huxtable was out in the first round. Fantastic name. Lot of good ones this year. Corno Pronk, Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington, Storm Duck...

Truman Peyote is fuckin' inspired.

MrOzzy
Nov 17, 2017
Saw an article in a Belgian newspaper about two parents who named all their 9! children with a combination of the letters A L E and X.
Their childeren are named:

Alex (11)
Axel (10)
Xela (8)
Lexa (7)
Xael (6)
Xeal (5)
Exla (3)
Leax (2)
Xale (0)

One happy family.

Article in dutch

I'm pretty sure Goons can do better.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

MrOzzy posted:

I'm pretty sure Goons can do better.

Goons
Gonso
Snoog
Oongs
Snogo
Ongos
Noogs
Nogos

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

MrOzzy posted:

Saw an article in a Belgian newspaper about two parents who named all their 9! children with a combination of the letters A L E and X.
Their childeren are named:

Alex (11)
Axel (10)
Xela (8)
Lexa (7)
Xael (6)
Xeal (5)
Exla (3)
Leax (2)
Xale (0)

One happy family.

Article in dutch

I'm pretty sure Goons can do better.

I Au Paired for a family whose 9 children (is that the magic number, or something ?) were all named with combinations of T N A E I and O.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Deicide Huxtable is a middle class looking teenage white girl. She goes by Dei.

I wonder if her parents are metalheads or know what her name means

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



MrOzzy posted:

One happy family.

Article in dutch

I'm pretty sure Goons can do better.

Alex looking real smug about being the only one with a normal name

Well, I guess Axel is acceptable.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

MrOzzy posted:

Saw an article in a Belgian newspaper about two parents who named all their 9! children with a combination of the letters A L E and X.
Their childeren are named:

Alex (11)
Axel (10)
Xela (8)
Lexa (7)
Xael (6)
Xeal (5)
Exla (3)
Leax (2)
Xale (0)

One happy family.

Article in dutch

I'm pretty sure Goons can do better.

Fuckoff
Fcukoff
Fukcoff
Fuckfof
Kucfoff
Fffocku

Winter Stormer
Oct 17, 2012

Lady Disdain posted:

I Au Paired for a family whose 9 children (is that the magic number, or something ?) were all named with combinations of T N A E I and O.

were they Linotype operators?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Winter Stormer posted:

were they Linotype operators?

It would be a far more interesting story if they were.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
There was an Eurgie on our patient list yesterday, and I like to hope that's pronounced how it's spelled.

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
Best nurse I've ever known was Tenacity.

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I'm rooting for Pope Thrower.

Can't believe Deicide Huxtable was out in the first round. Fantastic name. Lot of good ones this year. Corno Pronk, Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington, Storm Duck...

Truman Peyote is fuckin' inspired.

My third cousin or whatever went out in the first round :shrug:

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Ulysees O. Wingo

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.
fudgicile fieldtric

idk if its a misspelling of "fudgecicle" or some other random word.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Opposite of this thread, but today at work I encountered a Ronan Duchesne, who I'm pretty sure should get a job as a Bond villain.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
That's just somebody trying to describe the protagonist of the Black Tower series and not quite remembering

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
I worked with a Blest today.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

jojoinnit posted:

I worked with a Blest today.

This makes me feel deprest.

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Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

This makes me feel deprest.

Not strest?

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