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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Addamere posted:

this is some kind of stdh.txt where everyone stood up and clapped only somehow it is real

reality is stranger than fiction my friend :smugdon:

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Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


https://int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper/876-subpoena-irs-treasury/0b7a5ac978ab60960b53/optimized/full.pdf

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/yesterdaysprint/status/1127001040853831686

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Nichael posted:

Everything is real.

:hai:

except 4 time

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




we haven't used lyft in ages and don't plan to, but how come I got an email offering 25% off rides while my husband got one saying 50% off :thunk:

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011



the human wart is on tv again

also steve bannon is on CNN... zing!!!!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

snoo posted:

we haven't used lyft in ages and don't plan to, but how come I got an email offering 25% off rides while my husband got one saying 50% off :thunk:

the same reason hillary lost the election

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1127004311118942208?s=19

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011


lol remember when hannity pleaded with his fans not to smash their keurig machines

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Rocks posted:

lol remember when hannity pleaded with his fans not to smash their keurig machines

when will you people get it, no one remembers anything except sailor

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



my god I’m so owned rn

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


When he orders guac, he asks to hold the avocado, just give him that mayo.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

having 151 children, with obvious naming scheme

Cithen
Mar 6, 2002


Pillbug
the last jedi was better than endgame

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Reality Winter posted:

What's holding those seashells on

the same compound thats adhering the grass skirt to her underpants

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Calibanibal posted:

having 151 children, with obvious naming scheme

That's the pokemon number

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


pass em over here

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Reality Winter posted:

Asked specifically about South Bend, Indiana, Mayor Pete Buttigieg, Trump was dismissive.

“Alfred E. Neuman cannot become president of the United States,” he said, comparing Buttigieg to the iconic boyish Mad Magazine cartoon character.

that's antisemitic

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Hot Karl Marx posted:

That's the pokemon number

Oh I was thinking Bacardi 1-151

dew worm
Apr 20, 2019

Ben Shapiro getting owned is like the news of the day lmaoo

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

ruddiger posted:

When he orders guac, he asks to hold the avocado, just give him that mayo.

theres no mayo in guac you're thinking of cum

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

snoo posted:

also lol guess I'm not getting my ear checked out this week 👍

get money from the goon fund and get it done!

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

i'll drink a plain club soda

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

have you tried resetting your ear crystals? stick the tip of a paperclip in the hole and hold for 5 seconds

clockwork chaos
Sep 15, 2009




https://twitter.com/SlenderSherbet/status/1125642030565212160

imagine the smell

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Calibanibal posted:

have you tried resetting your ear crystals? stick the tip of a paperclip in the hole and hold for 5 seconds

you have to charge the paperclips on a battery first

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

:dudsmile:

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

theres no mayo in guac you're thinking of cum

cockamole

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

that rat has probably seen hundreds of battles

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

another ear tip: close your mouth, plug your nose, and then blow as hard as you can

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Spergin Morlock posted:

get money from the goon fund and get it done!

it's not that, I just won't have time :(

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

This is extremely my poo poo.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Calibanibal posted:

another ear tip: close your mouth, plug your nose, and then blow as hard as you can

note: this works best if you do it underwater - the deeper the better

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Calibanibal posted:

another ear tip: close your mouth, plug your nose, and then blow as hard as you can

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKncWXkmiys

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Calibanibal posted:

note: this works best if you do it underwater - the deeper the better

The best way to clean your contact lenses is to pour a cup of bleach over your eye while you're wearing them

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
its almost the first thing they teach you at scuba diving school

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

never heard of mayo in guac. sounds like a mid west thing to me

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



Snoo, owning ppl on the forums mercilessly (ca. 2019, colorized)

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93sebutnTEw

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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


i love when i do this then the pressure becomes a vacuum and my ear still feels weird

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