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jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
I have a shitload of money on the rockets tonight so if that comes through I will be making several bets tomorrow the ufc card. What does everyone like/dislike?

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Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
is aldo a dog? might be some good rear end value there

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
looks like he's a slight favorite, nvm

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

jase1 posted:

I have a shitload of money on the rockets tonight so if that comes through I will be making several bets tomorrow the ufc card. What does everyone like/dislike?

betting on BJ penn at +450 is the true courageous choice

i can't make up my mind on cannonier at -145 or silva at +115. i can talk myself into both of those being good bets so pick your favorite

i like rose at +115 a lot, i don't think andrade can wrestle or strike with her for 5 rounds

aldo at -145 looks good to me, he's still really really good

correia at +270 seems like crazy value based on records and opponents but i don't really know poo poo about aldana

don't really have strong feelings on anything else except for quiroz at +650 since i highly doubt lines for mostly unknown young b-leaguers are appropriately set

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Skip My Posts posted:

looks like he's a slight favorite, nvm

-145 is free money if u ask me. and since ive been exactly wrong about every single bet ive ever placed on mma, im going to reassure everyone by saying im not betting on the fight

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

jase1 posted:

I have a shitload of money on the rockets tonight so
condolences on betting on my garbage basketball team


i guess im taking rose+125 and aldo-140 tonight. probably stupid bets on cannonier and thiago alves just because

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
When will I learn that the warriors are cyborgs and will never lose.

Also that game made me remember why I hate watching basketball. The reffing is atrocious.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

I.N.R.I posted:

-145 is free money if u ask me. and since ive been exactly wrong about every single bet ive ever placed on mma, im going to reassure everyone by saying im not betting on the fight

i would most likely take aldo at those odds as well

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Don't bet on Bethe. Aldana is a competent enough boxer that she should be able to win three rounds with just her jab against Bethe's haymakers..

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



jase1 posted:

When will I learn that the warriors are cyborgs and will never lose.

Also that game made me remember why I hate watching basketball. The reffing is atrocious.

Dubs +7 was the freest money there ever was...

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

JaySB posted:

Dubs +7 was the freest money there ever was...

JaySB posted:

Dubs +7 was the freest money there ever was...

I think Mayweather vs Mcgregor has that topped.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



jase1 posted:

I think Mayweather vs Mcgregor has that topped.

True, this may be a close 2nd.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

betting on BJ penn at +450 is the true courageous choice

i can't make up my mind on cannonier at -145 or silva at +115. i can talk myself into both of those being good bets so pick your favorite

i like rose at +115 a lot, i don't think andrade can wrestle or strike with her for 5 rounds

aldo at -145 looks good to me, he's still really really good

correia at +270 seems like crazy value based on records and opponents but i don't really know poo poo about aldana

don't really have strong feelings on anything else except for quiroz at +650 since i highly doubt lines for mostly unknown young b-leaguers are appropriately set

take my advice, please

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

take my advice, please

hell, same

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

G-Hawk posted:

hell, same

goondolences brother! cherry on top of the rockets :'(

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

i would have gone 0/5

heeebrew
Sep 6, 2007

Weed smokin', joint tokin', fake Jew of the Weed thread

Win - 6 Team Parlay
Risk $ 1.00 / To Win $ 4.54 / Odds +454

Fight Winner
Charles Oliveira 0.0 (-350)
Charles Oliveira vs Nik Lentz


Fight Winner
Vicente Luque 0.0 (-1100)
Vicente Luque vs Derrick Krantz

Fight Winner
Desmond Green 0.0 (-900)
Desmond Green vs Charles Jourdain

Fight Winner
Julio Arce 0.0 (-850)
Julio Arce vs Julian Erosa

Fight Winner
Davi Ramos 0.0 (-500)
Davi Ramos vs Austin Hubbard

Fight Winner
Felicia Spencer 0.0 (+165)
Megan Anderson vs Felicia Spencer

My most successful MMA bet of all time!

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

heeebrew posted:

Win - 6 Team Parlay
Risk $ 1.00 / To Win $ 4.54 / Odds +454

Fight Winner
Charles Oliveira 0.0 (-350)
Charles Oliveira vs Nik Lentz


Fight Winner
Vicente Luque 0.0 (-1100)
Vicente Luque vs Derrick Krantz

Fight Winner
Desmond Green 0.0 (-900)
Desmond Green vs Charles Jourdain

Fight Winner
Julio Arce 0.0 (-850)
Julio Arce vs Julian Erosa

Fight Winner
Davi Ramos 0.0 (-500)
Davi Ramos vs Austin Hubbard

Fight Winner
Felicia Spencer 0.0 (+165)
Megan Anderson vs Felicia Spencer

My most successful MMA bet of all time!

this bet owns

lee up to -145 now. i was maybe thinking of betting on him ealier but at there meh

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
I AM A DUMMY!!!

I put money on a Cejudo / Shevchenko / Corrone / Yan / Tuivasa parlay

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

i did 30 on eye/cerrone/nina and 50 on valentina/cerrone/nina. lets go.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
5k paraly on cuedo and Ferguson that pays like 12k.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



jase1 posted:

5k paraly on cuedo and Ferguson that pays like 12k.

Boom

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

jase1 posted:

5k paraly on cuedo and Ferguson that pays like 12k.

Nice

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

jase1 posted:

5k paraly on cuedo and Ferguson that pays like 12k.

Goddamn, well done.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Hell yeah, Jase!

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Putting the whole 12k on raps -2.5 for tomorrow nights game.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
I'm a blatant raptors homer but also drat that seems like a good line, good luck.

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



jase1 posted:

Putting the whole 12k on raps -2.5 for tomorrow nights game.

:pray: as a raptors fan, thank you for your service based jase

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

jase1 posted:

Putting the whole 12k on raps -2.5 for tomorrow nights game.

https://twitter.com/mattschneidman/status/1138140740738068481

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

Board man gonna get paid. I still like the raptors chances, I think Durant is still hurt and only playing to save face because the rest of the team basically called him a pussy.

I’m betting with house money anyways so it’s not even a sweat.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Durant being in is such a trap for the public. That being said I would have waited to fire it off since I think the line is gonna move to a pick em.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

jase1 posted:

Board man gonna get paid. I still like the raptors chances, I think Durant is still hurt and only playing to save face because the rest of the team basically called him a pussy.

I’m betting with house money anyways so it’s not even a sweat.

durant limps off and jase1 is lookin good

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Nope.

canoshiz
Nov 6, 2005

THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!
:rip:

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
Lol

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


jase1 posted:

Board man gonna get paid. I still like the raptors chances, I think Durant is still hurt and only playing to save face because the rest of the team basically called him a pussy.

I’m betting with house money anyways so it’s not even a sweat.

I mean, you were probably right, at least

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
5k on raps +3

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

jase1 posted:

5k on raps +3

congrats!

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

JaySB posted:

Durant being in is such a trap for the public. That being said I would have waited to fire it off since I think the line is gonna move to a pick em.

You were spot on about this. That game went all the way to warriors -1 with my book. That’s one of my weaknesses as a bettor. If I don’t bet something when I’m thinking about it I always forgot to bet it and I miss out. If I had waited on this I would have had a push.

gently caress it’s gonna be boring the next few months with nothing but MMA to bet on. Can football season start in July please?

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JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



jase1 posted:

gently caress it’s gonna be boring the next few months with nothing but MMA to bet on. Can football season start in July please?

You can ride the painful baseball rollercoaster with me.

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