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reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Mayor Dave posted:

Close, but it's more accurate to say that he done been hosed by a lot of horses

The man is a power bottom, doing all the work. He fucks those horses regardless of the fact that he's the one getting penetrated.

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Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


May 12th is Mother's day.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


oh yeah lol bump

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I seem to recall, Mike Pence loving a horse. confirm/deny?

Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man

Chokes McGee posted:

I seem to recall, Mike Pence loving a horse. confirm/deny?

He is also mounted by many stallions.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/rudehunch/status/1121814243857391618?s=19

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
my warlock just tuned his scrying bowl to air force one six months from now, and guys i think we might have some interesting times ahead

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
There's nothing better for the inside of a plane than the outside of a horse.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
bump because i remembered

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



there's a botanical garden not too far from where i work that has a giant anatomically correct horse sculpture

i'm 99 percent certain mike pence will be holding a rally there during 2020

KillerQueen
Jul 13, 2010

What's this I hear? 'Bout a horse?

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
it's how the hoarse whisperer got so hoarse

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Someone reminded me this morning that Mike Pence hosed a horse, so I'm doing my duty and bumping the thread. :patriot:

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


it's hilarious, too me, to reply to this thread, who's title implies that im NOT constantly thinking about mike pence being penetrated by furious stallions

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

30.5 Days posted:

There's nothing better for the inside of a plane than the outside of a horse.

Schnorkles is Mike piss confirmed

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
https://twitter.com/jonathonio/status/1123178197829296128

what would mother think?

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:


hell,

would

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
the fiasco at the Kentucky Derby reminded me that the Veep partakes of horsecock

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
A question for the thread.

If you were a horse, would you gently caress Mike Pence?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

My Cuck Dad posted:

A question for the thread.

If you were a horse, would you gently caress Mike Pence?

gently caress yeah i would, horse loving is the only time when he considers the physical and emotional needs of someone other than himself

he's a very generous and caring power bottom

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

My Cuck Dad posted:

A question for the thread.

If you were a horse, would you gently caress Mike Pence?

a warm hole is a warm hole from a horse's perspective


not like they have much of a choice anyway, being locked in a barn with mike pence is like crossing the event horizon of a black hole

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

happy anniversary!!!!

https://twitter.com/VP/status/863182608552906755

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


i was reminded today that michael pence, vice president of the united states of america, was hosed by a horse

Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man

On this day in history, vice president Mike pence engaged in sexual relations with a stallion.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Poco posted:

On this day in history, vice president Mike pence engaged in sexual relations with a stallion.

this is every day in history

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

ok this is getting ridiculous, vice president mike pence hosed and sucked his way through four horses gauntlet style today. I think they're just doing it to distract us from other stuff at this point. they're killing all the horses every time and its starting to seem like that's part of pence's twisted obsession that the horses all die afterward, so I don't even think he even loves the horses anymore.

I was reading a wapo article about it and apparently it was an open secret in indiana that pence was a horse fucker, but everyone took it to mean that he was putting his penis in the horses, which in indiana can be overlooked, hell, its kind of haughty taughty to only gently caress the most majestic of barn yard holes. Anyway, lot of people feeling burnt and distrusting now that they know he's the mr hands kind of horse fucker, so we haven't been the first to get derailed by the distinction.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

actually he's abstaining from horses today because it's Mother's day

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
happy Mother's day

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Feranon posted:

actually he's abstaining from horses today because it's Mother's day

how dare you spread lies. how dare you. gently caress you. go to hell. piece of poo poo!!!!!!!

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

mike pence is never not getting hosed by horses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

an actual dog posted:

mike pence is never not getting hosed by horses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

always
be
cum receiving from a horse

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Feranon posted:

actually he's abstaining from horses today because it's Mother's day

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Feranon posted:

actually he's abstaining from horses today because it's Mother's day

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Feranon posted:

actually he's abstaining from horses today because it's Mother's day

Nah, on her special day he lets her watch

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Xand_Man posted:

Nah, on her special day he lets her watch

She never gets to participate tho, no matter how much she wants to

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Xand_Man posted:

Nah, on her special day he lets her watch


Mayor Dave posted:

She never gets to participate tho, no matter how much she wants to

:hmmyes:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
oh rite mike pence hosed a horse

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

an actual dog posted:

this is every day in history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7KLdET1lBM

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Mother
Tell your mares not to walk my way
Tell your ponies not to hear my words
What they mean
What they say
Mother
Mother
Yeah, can you keep them in the dark for life
Can you hide them from the waiting world
Oh mother
Father
I'm gonna take your stud out tonight
I'm gonna show him my world
Oh father
Not about to see your light
But if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's
Till you're bleeding
Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's
Mother
Tell your daughters not to hold my hand
Tell your ladies I do not understand
Oh mother
Father
Do you wanna bang heads with me
Do you wanna feel everything
Oh father
Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Till you're bleeding
Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's
Yeah
Not about to see your light
But if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Till you're bleeding
Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like

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The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
lmao 2 years since the original tweet.

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