Endless Mike posted:

shiksa posted:

lmao hell yeah

Jerusalem posted:

Something I really dug was back in the truly lovely days of WWE Women's Wrestling, they used to do like costume contest things for the "divas" who would all dress up in sexy outfits, but Victoria would always show up in some hilarious full-body costume because her character didn't grasp this was basically a T&A excuse and she thought they were going to be judged on the quality/imagination of their costume

Victoria ruled, she wasn't the lady to mess with


WOOP!

Endless Mike posted:

Endless Mike posted:

El Gallinero Gros posted:

My favorite part is her looking like she's got this poo poo in the bag right as the gif ends

Endless Mike posted:

frankenfreak posted:

Is that cop Natalya or someone else? If it is, that she's been around long enough to be contemporary with Victoria.

Endless Mike posted:

Ganso Bomb posted:

Who the heck is that fourth woman? Can't place her face at all and, of course, she's not in that photo gallery of all of the costumes.

Ganso Bomb posted:

Who the heck is that fourth woman? Can't place her face at all and, of course, she's not in that photo gallery of all of the costumes.

Endless Mike posted:

She's in there. She's Lena Yeda. Whoever that is.

El Gallinero Gros posted:

I think that's the lady that debuted as Teddy long's girlfriend and then Cesaro stole her? I don't remember her name.

Endless Mike posted:

Nah, it's Natalya. You can see all the costumes here. (NWS if sexy costumes are NWS for your office.)

Featuring Eve Torres as El Tortuga Rafy!

Endless Mike posted:

At least she was down with the sickness

forkboy84 posted:

He was so charismatic, had exquisite timing, and I miss him.

Gumball Gumption posted:

Which wrestler who also raps is the best rapper? By this I'm talking guys like Rocky Romero, NZo "Real1" Amore, R-Truth, Thuganomics Cena. They're all wrestlers who rap on the side or include it in their gimmick.

Davros1 posted:

Randy Savage, obs.

Be a Man, Hulk!

Gumball Gumption posted:

Which wrestler who also raps is the best rapper? By this I'm talking guys like Rocky Romero, NZo "Real1" Amore, R-Truth, Thuganomics Cena. They're all wrestlers who rap on the side or include it in their gimmick.

Endless Mike posted:

PN News is the best wrestling rapper imo

Pope Corky the IX posted:

How the gently caress have none of you given the correct answer yet?

Pope Corky the IX posted:

They're a package deal.

EDIT: And his name is Oscar, you racist.

El Gallinero Gros posted:

One of the things that made Larry great was he understood how important it was for heels to show rear end

El Gallinero Gros posted:

One of the things that made Larry great was he understood how important it was for heels to show rear end

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Here is the story in full- From page 199 of Jerichos book, chapter 27

"I was hanging around between matches at another of our regular towns, Paintsville, Kentucky, when a girl came up to me and gave me a videotape. She stared at the ground while she stuttered and spit out "Chris Jericho, I love you. I made a tape of your matches just for you. It's got all your matches that you ever had in SMW." Then she turned tail and split. I was honoured that she'd put them all on one tape as a present but when I watched the tape, it didn't contain any matches. What it did contain however, was much more entertaining.

The tape featured the girl and her hillbilly mountain family performing for me...and what a show it was. It began with her looking into the camera like a deer in headlights. She resembled Chris Farely dressed as Meatloaf circa 1977 and was wearing a shirt with a rebel flag on it that said "You wear your colors, I'll wear mine." She began her dissertation and said, " I made this tape for you, Chris Jericho (She always called me by my full name). We love you Chris Jericho. You're my favourite rassler, Chris Jericho, and I really love you Chris Jericho." She wiped the snot out of her nose.

Then she became Annie Wilkes from Misery and started speaking gibbersish like, "Well look. Here's a white googleberry. Fleezin Fibble Foo!" She began dancing as the rest of her family came into the frame like Oompa Loompas. They were all smacking each other's butts and doing the most bizarre version of the Electric Slide, while chanting in Unison, "Electric Slide, Electric Slide, Electric Slide" Like some kind of disco cult. Then a kid who I'm guessing was her brother or husband-or both- explained how much he like watching rasslin', then farted twice. Then his mother or wife-or both-who literally had NO teeth, patted him on the butt and commented on his fragrance. There was a bed in the middle of the living room and on the wall behind it were two pictures : One of Jesus and one of Ricky and Robert. Both photos were at the exact same level, which I'm sure was a huge honour for the Savior.

Farleyloaf wandered back in a gave a shout-out to Lance. "I like you too, Lance! Here's a wheelbarra", and then she started to push around a child's toy wheelbarrow while performing a massive booty shake. The camera panned to her left, only to find the fartster walking like a crab for no apparent reason. Then the camera panned into the yard where there was a battalion of rusted old vehicles, each housing a sad--eyed dog. In the background trying his hardest to stay out of camera range but failing miserabley was an old American Gothic-looking farmer who I'm assuming was responsible for the whole mess. T The camera spun back around, passing the Amazing Crab Boy tm and settling on a lady with a worse Lloyd Christmas Dumb and Dumber haircut than Jim Carrey. She stayed in the shot long enough to say, "I love the Thrillseekers. I want to have two kids called Chris and Lance and have a dog called Storm" It was much creepier than it sounds, beleive me.

These people were either the greates actors of our generation or complete lunatics and I don't think they were thespians. Nor do I think they knew what thespian means. I still don't know why she gave me the tape. Did she think I'd watch it and become so enamored of her family that I'd come over for farts and crabwalks? If I wanted to impress Jessica Simpson, I sure as hell wouldn't give her a tape of me picking my nose and doing the Electric Slide. But then again maybe it's just crazy enough to work.....

Somehow the video got around and became a cult classic on the tape trading circuit under the name "Strange Kentucky People" Look for it wherever fine hillbilly videos are sold, and if you act now, you get a free Rock n' Roll Express/Son of God portrait package! I was also semiresponsible for another tape-trading classic known as "Jim Cornette vs. The Drive Thru."

Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:

Does the Strange Kentucky People video Chris Jericho mentions in one of his autobiographies exist and if so, has anybody seen it?

I've been reading a few theories that it's just something Jericho made up to tell a wacky story. Lance Storm said he's viewed the tape and is a lot less likely to pull carny poo poo like Jericho.