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fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Blistex posted:

Was there a reason given why they needed to get so much plot finished in such a short period of time? It went from a carefully crafted slow-burn, to a drunken teen busting his nut after a 5 minute speed-run. Were they afraid that they were going to drag on too long? That actors would have to renew their contracts and make things too expensive for a season 9? Or was it that they couldn't properly flesh out the material without a book to go off of?

it's the one about not being able to properly flesh out the material.

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Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

ilmucche posted:

You can see some balls in Rome. Admittedly there are boobs in the same scene, but there's definitely balls visible.

I didn't say balls, I said erect dongers, goddammnit!

...and now after a quick trip to Google I find there's whole think-pieces on this exact topic because of loving course there is, probably :nws:: https://slate.com/human-interest/2014/01/why-doesnt-looking-hbos-gay-show-show-real-queer-sex-or-erections.html

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i have a disorder where it's impossible for me to enjoy anbything.

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock

Waltzing Along posted:

Who changes brans diaper? Who wipes his butt.

the no name non character incel looking maester dude they have had for a bunch of seasons since maester luwin died, probably

Broken Bio Qlock
Mar 8, 2009
Nap Ghost
While watching this episode I had to keep reminding myself Cersei is supposed to be the villain and for many (read: idiots) Danny is one of the good guys.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Hell Yeah posted:

i have a disorder where it's impossible for me to enjoy anbything.

That's a shame because this episode owned.

So does Chernobyl.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Broken Bio Qlock posted:

While watching this episode I had to keep reminding myself Cersei is supposed to be the villain and for many (read: idiots) Danny is one of the good guys.

the good guys are now the bad guys

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

Hell Yeah posted:

i have a disorder where it's impossible for me to enjoy anbything.

:same:

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

toggle posted:

the good guys are now the bad guys

They're acting like the bad guys

They kind of forgot to agdhdhehalffffffff:

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Hell Yeah posted:

i have a disorder where it's impossible for me to enjoy anbything.

Severe depression?

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

The Dennis System posted:

Maybe dragons can’t see well at night and it would actually have been harder for Dorgon to evade the crossbow bolts.

Nah, they have great vision in the day. They have even better vision at night. But in the failing light, they can't focus. Magic Hour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vbAOOhMsEE&t=40s

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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i watched this show right up until i realized that everyone was either horrible or dumb and that i was actively rooting for the mass destruction of the setting and everyone in it

i think that this was like shortly after tywin died and no scene was happening where i wasnt wishing for a drone strike (both on the characters in the scene and on me irl)

based on the past few dozen pages i dunno if this was the right decision or not now

Barudak
May 7, 2007

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://www.theringer.com/game-of-thrones/2019/5/9/18537794/game-of-thrones-ending-too-quickly-pacing

HBO doesn’t want it to end. Only the showrunners are ready to wrap things up. In an interview published before the final premiere, D&D made it clear that they were the ones insisting on stopping at eight seasons and limiting the last two to a total of 13 episodes. “[HBO] said, ‘We’ll give you the resources to make this what it needs to be,’” Weiss said. Benioff added, “HBO would have been happy for the show to keep going, to have more episodes in the final season.” But the showrunners refused. “We always believed it was about 73 hours, and it will be roughly that,” Benioff continued. “As much as they wanted more, they understood that this is where the story ends.”

No loving way. They sat around for a year and given unlimited scope for a project chose this route.

How rock hard are they for a new confederacy???

Rich Homie Tay
May 12, 2019
PERMABANNED

Lid posted:

Unironically about GRRM the man wrote Sandkings which won all the awards and was adapted into the most terrifying Outer Limits episode. The man can write (metaphorically not physically)

holy poo poo he wrote that episode? that was the most bonkers awesome episode of that show

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

Rich Homie Tay posted:

holy poo poo he wrote that episode? that was the most bonkers awesome episode of that show

He wrote the book, not the screenplay of the episode.

Edit: Full episode on YouTube if you wanna watch, 240p potatovision:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBCG5AMrKQ0

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
I'm still enjoying the show, but looking back at S1-4, it's a shadow of its former self.

Broken Bio Qlock
Mar 8, 2009
Nap Ghost
Now the series lost all subtlety since it caught up with the books, they now just telegraphed really hard Arya will kill Danny. But wouldn't have her off both the Ice-type boss and also the Fire-type boss be considered too thematic? :thunk:

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

https://www.elitedaily.com/entertainment/feud-got-cersei-bronn/2059201

lmao how have i never heard this

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Knock knock
Who's there?






Subversion

ulex minor
Apr 30, 2018

Dumb Lowtax posted:

They're acting like the bad guys

my subversions have been expicated

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock
lol on that terrible website

quote:

Missandei's Death Scene On 'Game Of Thrones' Is Basically Ned Stark All Over Again

no, article. it wasnt

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

sweet thursday posted:

Knock knock
Who's there?






Subversion

no, reddit already figured out this twist punchline so now we've got to change it

we're going with either "to get to the other side" or "The Aristocrats!" and we'll film both so when it's leaked they won't know which one is real

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Damo posted:

lol on that terrible website


no, article. it wasnt

Similarly:

quote:

These Tweets About Missandei's Death On 'Game Of Thrones' Will Hurt Your Soul

Nah.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Loden Taylor posted:

no, reddit already figured out this twist punchline so now we've got to change it

we're going with either "to get to the other side" or "The Aristocrats!" and we'll film both so when it's leaked they won't know which one is real

Goddamn it reddit is season 8 of SA

Edit: I think I've been subverted. It does hurt actually.
I will never make fun of games or thrones again

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

The real subversion is all the friends we expected to make along the way (and then didn't)

tino
Jun 4, 2018

by Smythe
My only suspension for the last episode is, can D&D get it to Lost bad? True Detective S2 bad?

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

No wait, it's all the friends we unexpectedly made along the way.

No, by staying at home. SUBVERTED BIIIITTTCH

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun

The dragon strafing back and forth, making multiple passes for saturation burning is a good tactic. It's a good tactic for burning tons and tons of bodies. What a smart thing to do.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
The Real Game of the Thrones is all the people who go to hipster bars to watch a TV show and cry over every scene because they know they're being filmed we met along the way to the crowded bathroom during talking scenes with Dany or Jon.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

tino posted:

My only suspension for the last episode is, can D&D get it to Lost bad? True Detective S2 bad?

True Detective S2 sucked but I kinda admire the finale. Just killing almost everyone off and having it all be a big failure is kinda cool compared to this.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Loden Taylor posted:

The real subversion is all the friends we expected to make along the way (and then didn't)

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Captain Lavender posted:

The dragon strafing back and forth, making multiple passes for saturation burning is a good tactic. It's a good tactic for burning tons and tons of bodies. What a smart thing to do.

Dany kind of forgot that she could burn all the zombies

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
So who's left that has any kind of a claim to the throne?

Jon, Gendry, Arya, Sansa, Tyrion, Bronn?

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

fakeaccount posted:

So who's left that has any kind of a claim to the throne?

Jon, Gendry, Arya, Sansa, Tyrion, Bronn?

Bran.

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

i dont the throne exists anymore dany blew it the gently caress up

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









YaketySass posted:

Don't worry, they'll adress that next episode, the same way the next MCU movie will explore the consequences of the Snap and the Un-Snap.

This is from a while back, but they're actually not too bad about extrapolating consequences, that spiderman movie had blue collar villains vulturing (lol) the leftover tech from the big battle in Avengers.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


I named my son Carl Drogo

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
I need some closure for Ser Pounce

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Ralph Crammed In posted:

I named my son Carl Drogo

I read that as Carl Dongo

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Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Final episode starts with Dany roasting Jon, Tyrion, Arya and Davon with her Dragon. She then concords up to Winterfell and gets the whole crew up there. Drogon's firebreathe has the effect of a hydrogen bomb and Winterfell is glassed.This all happens in about three minutes.

Back in Kings Landing she sits up on the ruins of the Red Keep with her dragon and enjoys a glass of Rhoynish red while watching the Dothraki loot whats left of the town and the Unsullied run laps around the walls. "No more expectations to subvert," she says to Greyworm in Valyrian as he makes a frowny face while stabbing an old man in the stomach.

There's a splashing noise and Dany looks up from the pile of children's bones she was chucking apple cores at.

Freed from the psychic toll of her brothers Yara has telepathically summoned the megakraken. The final hour of the series is the fight between the dragon and the kraken. Most of it is underwater and it's impossible to tell what's going on. Bronn gets all four of them with a single crossbow bolt and walks away whistling, pausing only to take a piss on the iron throne, which crumbles into dust.

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