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Blistex posted:Was there a reason given why they needed to get so much plot finished in such a short period of time? It went from a carefully crafted slow-burn, to a drunken teen busting his nut after a 5 minute speed-run. Were they afraid that they were going to drag on too long? That actors would have to renew their contracts and make things too expensive for a season 9? Or was it that they couldn't properly flesh out the material without a book to go off of? it's the one about not being able to properly flesh out the material.
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ilmucche posted:You can see some balls in Rome. Admittedly there are boobs in the same scene, but there's definitely balls visible. I didn't say balls, I said erect dongers, goddammnit! ...and now after a quick trip to Google I find there's whole think-pieces on this exact topic because of loving course there is, probably : https://slate.com/human-interest/2014/01/why-doesnt-looking-hbos-gay-show-show-real-queer-sex-or-erections.html
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# ? May 14, 2019 06:04 |
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i have a disorder where it's impossible for me to enjoy anbything.
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# ? May 14, 2019 06:06 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Who changes brans diaper? Who wipes his butt. the no name non character incel looking maester dude they have had for a bunch of seasons since maester luwin died, probably
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# ? May 14, 2019 06:08 |
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While watching this episode I had to keep reminding myself Cersei is supposed to be the villain and for many (read: idiots) Danny is one of the good guys.
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# ? May 14, 2019 06:11 |
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Hell Yeah posted:i have a disorder where it's impossible for me to enjoy anbything. That's a shame because this episode owned. So does Chernobyl.
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# ? May 14, 2019 06:15 |
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Broken Bio Qlock posted:While watching this episode I had to keep reminding myself Cersei is supposed to be the villain and for many (read: idiots) Danny is one of the good guys. the good guys are now the bad guys
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Hell Yeah posted:i have a disorder where it's impossible for me to enjoy anbything.
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# ? May 14, 2019 06:19 |
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toggle posted:the good guys are now the bad guys They're acting like the bad guys They kind of forgot to agdhdhehalffffffff:
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# ? May 14, 2019 06:23 |
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Hell Yeah posted:i have a disorder where it's impossible for me to enjoy anbything. Severe depression?
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# ? May 14, 2019 06:27 |
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The Dennis System posted:Maybe dragons can’t see well at night and it would actually have been harder for Dorgon to evade the crossbow bolts. Nah, they have great vision in the day. They have even better vision at night. But in the failing light, they can't focus. Magic Hour. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vbAOOhMsEE&t=40s
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# ? May 14, 2019 06:30 |
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i watched this show right up until i realized that everyone was either horrible or dumb and that i was actively rooting for the mass destruction of the setting and everyone in it i think that this was like shortly after tywin died and no scene was happening where i wasnt wishing for a drone strike (both on the characters in the scene and on me irl) based on the past few dozen pages i dunno if this was the right decision or not now
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:https://www.theringer.com/game-of-thrones/2019/5/9/18537794/game-of-thrones-ending-too-quickly-pacing No loving way. They sat around for a year and given unlimited scope for a project chose this route. How rock hard are they for a new confederacy???
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# ? May 14, 2019 06:34 |
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Lid posted:Unironically about GRRM the man wrote Sandkings which won all the awards and was adapted into the most terrifying Outer Limits episode. The man can write (metaphorically not physically) holy poo poo he wrote that episode? that was the most bonkers awesome episode of that show
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# ? May 14, 2019 06:35 |
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Rich Homie Tay posted:holy poo poo he wrote that episode? that was the most bonkers awesome episode of that show He wrote the book, not the screenplay of the episode. Edit: Full episode on YouTube if you wanna watch, 240p potatovision: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBCG5AMrKQ0
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# ? May 14, 2019 06:42 |
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I'm still enjoying the show, but looking back at S1-4, it's a shadow of its former self.
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# ? May 14, 2019 06:53 |
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Now the series lost all subtlety since it caught up with the books, they now just telegraphed really hard Arya will kill Danny. But wouldn't have her off both the Ice-type boss and also the Fire-type boss be considered too thematic?
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# ? May 14, 2019 06:53 |
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https://www.elitedaily.com/entertainment/feud-got-cersei-bronn/2059201 lmao how have i never heard this
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# ? May 14, 2019 06:54 |
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Knock knock Who's there? Subversion
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# ? May 14, 2019 06:55 |
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Dumb Lowtax posted:They're acting like the bad guys my subversions have been expicated
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# ? May 14, 2019 06:58 |
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lol on that terrible websitequote:Missandei's Death Scene On 'Game Of Thrones' Is Basically Ned Stark All Over Again no, article. it wasnt
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# ? May 14, 2019 06:58 |
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sweet thursday posted:Knock knock no, reddit already figured out this twist punchline so now we've got to change it we're going with either "to get to the other side" or "The Aristocrats!" and we'll film both so when it's leaked they won't know which one is real
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# ? May 14, 2019 06:58 |
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Damo posted:lol on that terrible website Similarly: quote:These Tweets About Missandei's Death On 'Game Of Thrones' Will Hurt Your Soul Nah.
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Loden Taylor posted:no, reddit already figured out this twist punchline so now we've got to change it Goddamn it reddit is season 8 of SA Edit: I think I've been subverted. It does hurt actually. I will never make fun of games or thrones again
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# ? May 14, 2019 07:02 |
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The real subversion is all the friends we expected to make along the way (and then didn't)
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# ? May 14, 2019 07:14 |
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My only suspension for the last episode is, can D&D get it to Lost bad? True Detective S2 bad?
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# ? May 14, 2019 07:17 |
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No wait, it's all the friends we unexpectedly made along the way. No, by staying at home. SUBVERTED BIIIITTTCH
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# ? May 14, 2019 07:18 |
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The dragon strafing back and forth, making multiple passes for saturation burning is a good tactic. It's a good tactic for burning tons and tons of bodies. What a smart thing to do.
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# ? May 14, 2019 07:25 |
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The Real Game of the Thrones is all the people who go to hipster bars to watch a TV show and cry over every scene because they know they're being filmed we met along the way to the crowded bathroom during talking scenes with Dany or Jon.
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# ? May 14, 2019 07:27 |
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tino posted:My only suspension for the last episode is, can D&D get it to Lost bad? True Detective S2 bad? True Detective S2 sucked but I kinda admire the finale. Just killing almost everyone off and having it all be a big failure is kinda cool compared to this.
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# ? May 14, 2019 07:27 |
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Loden Taylor posted:The real subversion is all the friends we expected to make along the way (and then didn't)
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# ? May 14, 2019 07:30 |
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Captain Lavender posted:The dragon strafing back and forth, making multiple passes for saturation burning is a good tactic. It's a good tactic for burning tons and tons of bodies. What a smart thing to do. Dany kind of forgot that she could burn all the zombies
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# ? May 14, 2019 07:31 |
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So who's left that has any kind of a claim to the throne? Jon, Gendry, Arya, Sansa, Tyrion, Bronn?
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fakeaccount posted:So who's left that has any kind of a claim to the throne? Bran.
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# ? May 14, 2019 08:19 |
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i dont the throne exists anymore dany blew it the gently caress up
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# ? May 14, 2019 08:20 |
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YaketySass posted:Don't worry, they'll adress that next episode, the same way the next MCU movie will explore the consequences of the Snap and the Un-Snap. This is from a while back, but they're actually not too bad about extrapolating consequences, that spiderman movie had blue collar villains vulturing (lol) the leftover tech from the big battle in Avengers.
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# ? May 14, 2019 08:22 |
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I named my son Carl Drogo
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# ? May 14, 2019 08:29 |
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I need some closure for Ser Pounce
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# ? May 14, 2019 08:33 |
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Ralph Crammed In posted:I named my son Carl Drogo I read that as Carl Dongo
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Final episode starts with Dany roasting Jon, Tyrion, Arya and Davon with her Dragon. She then concords up to Winterfell and gets the whole crew up there. Drogon's firebreathe has the effect of a hydrogen bomb and Winterfell is glassed.This all happens in about three minutes. Back in Kings Landing she sits up on the ruins of the Red Keep with her dragon and enjoys a glass of Rhoynish red while watching the Dothraki loot whats left of the town and the Unsullied run laps around the walls. "No more expectations to subvert," she says to Greyworm in Valyrian as he makes a frowny face while stabbing an old man in the stomach. There's a splashing noise and Dany looks up from the pile of children's bones she was chucking apple cores at. Freed from the psychic toll of her brothers Yara has telepathically summoned the megakraken. The final hour of the series is the fight between the dragon and the kraken. Most of it is underwater and it's impossible to tell what's going on. Bronn gets all four of them with a single crossbow bolt and walks away whistling, pausing only to take a piss on the iron throne, which crumbles into dust.
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