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This is the game that had to refactor watermelons because breaking one created a ton of intricately-modelled fragments that required an infinite amount of polygons and crashed immediately, right?
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TheDarkFlame posted:This is the game that had to refactor watermelons because breaking one created a ton of intricately-modelled fragments that required an infinite amount of polygons and crashed immediately, right? If by "refactor" you mean "remove entirely" then yes absolutely  Sorry you didn't think they knew how to fix things, did you
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Spoiler alert: there is a slapfight about this being anti-SC propaganda in the reddit thread that I got that watermelon patch note from
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jarlywarly posted:* The only actual animal in the game, Can we skin it?
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Sarsapariller posted:If by "refactor" you mean "remove entirely" then yes absolutely Eh, it's fine, I don't think anyone expected the watermelons to last as long as they have. At the very least, it's given our insiders more time to prep Chris about the ice cubes in Metal Gear Solid
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Sarsapariller posted:If by "refactor" you mean "remove entirely" then yes absolutely The game hasn't been the same since they took watermelons out. Beginning of the end of a space game IMO.
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TheDarkFlame posted:This is the game that had to refactor watermelons because breaking one created a ton of intricately-modelled fragments that required an infinite amount of polygons and crashed immediately, right?
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Colostomy Bag posted:Can we skin it? only if you are concierge.
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May 15, 2019 21:04
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https://twitter.com/giogetmoneyTV/status/1128673743000285190 No irony here. No sir, none at all.
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May 15, 2019 21:05
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Amazing Zimmo posted:https://twitter.com/giogetmoneyTV/status/1128673743000285190 It's not comparable because I wouldn't buy star citizen for $20
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The man knows what he likes It's and also but really and then he was like twenty dollars? Get outta here
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Sarsapariller posted:* The only actual animal in the game, inexplicably a turtle that you can pick up and carry around There's good eating on a tortoise.
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Sarsapariller posted:Spoiler alert: there is a slapfight about this being anti-SC propaganda in the reddit thread that I got that watermelon patch note from What? Its anti-SC propoganda that they removed the watermelons?
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jarlywarly posted:* The only actual animal in the game, Procedural fauna is in baby! Pledge now for the zoo variant of the MISC Endeavor! colonelwest fucked around with this message at 22:04 on May 15, 2019 |
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Agony Aunt posted:What? Its anti-SC propoganda that they removed the watermelons? Yeah I don't know, there's bitching about downvotes and bitching about bitching. It's a pretty standard SC sub thread. Even when we aren't around they are exeptionally toxic and unpleasant. https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/91rgrt/watermelon_are_surprisingly_powerful/?st=jvps5hr1&sh=8db18284
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https://twitter.com/iq_derek/status/1100381786360766465
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Star Citizen Backers Extremely Mad, Red, Nude Online
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Star Citizer: He only had an aurora and didn't want to take the hour-long flight.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Star Citizer: He only had an aurora and didn't want to take the hour-long flight. I love pointing out to people who say the travel times are "Fine" that it is literally faster to ride a Starfarer from Port O to either of the planets, and then file an insurance claim for your small ship and wait out the timer, than it is to actually fly there. For some reason it is 100% fine with citizens that the travel times stay enormous "because realism" but also that the insurance timers stay in the ~10 minute range "because gameplay."
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A) you already posted this B) the Citizers are too stupid to understand the difference between Forbes the print magazine and the Forbes.com online blogs. Hint to Citizers: journalists for the print mag don’t get paid per click.
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i haven't clicked on this thread in years and SC is still a horrendous, buggy scam yeah? lol
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Sarsapariller posted:I love pointing out to people who say the travel times are "Fine" that it is literally faster to ride a Starfarer from Port O to either of the planets, and then file an insurance claim for your small ship and wait out the timer, than it is to actually fly there. For some reason it is 100% fine with citizens that the travel times stay enormous "because realism" but also that the insurance timers stay in the ~10 minute range "because gameplay." No you see this is gonna be fine because it’s the only way to ensure players who bought Genesis Starliners have a job to do
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Sarsapariller posted:Store Citizer is really coming together now. Watch how this mission goes craaaaaaazy off the rails! Ergh, ships still move about like they are just a free-look camera? What an awful feeling. Why do the ships have no mass still.
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:i haven't clicked on this thread in years and SC is still a horrendous, buggy scam yeah? The game is actually good. We are all playing it, right now in this thread. Though it is kinda slow now. And i’m terribly sore, with a hangover, after the big Forbes rubbing party.
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Had a conversation with him in PM about how I know he's iq_derek. He went on about having a conversation with himself about me, others and clowns. He's certifiable. edit: Noticed it didn't quote the other also, but OldCmdrSmart or whatever the kid's name is.
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Why would you would ever PM any of these weirdos is beyond me
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Beet Wagon posted:Why would you would ever PM any of these weirdos is beyond me Why would you install the game and rp hot bears times with them" Why would you run a forum dedicated to archiving their lovely offtopic posts that have zero to do with star citizen? Look at what you've done beet. STARE UPON YE WORKS OF CITIZERY AND BEMOAN YOUR FATE.
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Beet Wagon posted:Why would you would ever PM any of these weirdos is beyond me Poking the dog turd with a stick makes the flies fly angrily away. I have no loving idea what I'm talking about
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Beet Wagon posted:Why would you would ever PM any of these weirdos is beyond me what are you talking about - all of us are constantly publicly mocking them.
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Spiderdrake posted:Why would you engage with them on reddit? my god, star citizen really was a slippery slope!
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real talk I only question why you would put up with the last one
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Spiderdrake posted:real talk I only question why you would put up with the last one Personally, I don't think it's all that bad.Lately most of the real weirdos have left our subforum anyway, Especially with CIG slowing down their rate of fuckups. Actually, I don't even have to do much any more. The subforum has kinda settled out, So this is really the least worst part of that list Except of course when we get a new poster who thinks this is reddit or whatever. Kinda surprising, really. I sorta miss the "thousands of posts a day" behemoth. Like, not enough to mod it again but it was fun for a time. Luckily ( or unluckily I guess) I think as we get closer to CIG either imploding or releasing an absolute turd, think people will come back. Maybe we'll even let Derek in for a final victory lap lol. Maybe we can convince Chris Roberts to come by for a personal Expose while we're at it lol. At the very least, maybe once it comes out and flops all these reddit weirdos will gently caress off and set me free.
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Beet Wagon posted:Maybe we'll even let Derek in for a final victory lap lol. Maybe we can convince Chris Roberts to come by for a personal Expose while we're at it lol. I really wish Smart was back in this thread. I think everyone would agree that he brought a certain beauty to this thread. I don't agree with him on a few thing, but I think he is a fun a guy. Dream on about getting Roberts here. He is a wanabe US oligarch, they just stay in their own heads, they are never real. Same with Roberts (even though he is just a wanabe).
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Beet Wagon posted:specially with CIG slowing down their rate of fuckups. Not really sure if that's what's happening. It feels more like a kind of nose blindness. The first few years seemed crazy, but now we're just so used to seeing/reading this stuff that it doesn't rise above the noise floor we've been conditioned to.
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AlbieQuirky posted:A) you already posted this Surprisingly, neither do their website writers. It takes a surprising amount of skill to write a cogent, researched article with the backing of your editorial staff, and it’s loving Forbes.
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Hav posted:Surprisingly, neither do their website writers. It takes a surprising amount of skill to write a cogent, researched article with the backing of your editorial staff, and it’s loving Forbes. The SC article was in the print mag. And as you say, the online mag isn’t pay-per-click in any case, just the HuffPo-model blogs.
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The citizenry are going to buy up all the magazines and set them on fire to teach Forbes a lesson. And then Forbes will print more of their most popular issue based on sales.
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Strangler 42 posted:The citizenry are going to buy up all the magazines and set them on fire to teach Forbes a lesson. And then Forbes will print more of their most popular issue based on sales. There is a certain amount of hardcore backers that are pro book burning.
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