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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Facebook Aunt posted:

Isn't the last dragon female? I've paid no attention at all to the dragons, but I assume the last one is female because they showed us the dragons loving. The only reason to show them loving is that they are old enough to be laying eggs.

when do you think they showed dragons doing the nasty

asking for a friend, haha, like totally which episode?

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An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Hey you all


That's all the spoken dialogue in the entire episode 3, "The Long Night"

Average sentence: 4 words
Average word length: 4.3 chars
Reading level (Dale-Chall formula): 5th-6th grade

lmao

But Arya killing the night king was awesome! And derp derp derp

Actual people in this thread

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Her getting the killing blow wasn't inherently awful just how it all went down sucked rear end

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Glenn Quebec posted:

Her getting the killing blow wasn't inherently awful just how it all went down sucked rear end

Actual person

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


I like tits and dragons.

We need more tits this season. Holding out for a gangbang in episode 6

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Glenn Quebec posted:

Her getting the killing blow wasn't inherently awful just how it all went down sucked rear end

This basically sums up the entire season.

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
I feel like this is an OK Season 8 for a Game of Thrones series where Seasons 5-7 were completely different than what we saw.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

And here, barely enough personality to qualify

The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Hey you all


That's all the spoken dialogue in the entire episode 3, "The Long Night"

Average sentence: 4 words
Average word length: 4.3 chars
Reading level (Dale-Chall formula): 5th-6th grade

lmao

This is why ep3 was the best episode since season 4. It didn't use words or try to develop characters. That's a good strategy because the writers suck at those things. It was just spectacle.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViUuCi-ngGg

i want what she's having

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
She has a pretty voice. I think she's really charming and sweet and funny, but Dany as a character needed some one with some dark poo poo behind the eyes.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

Stefan Prodan posted:

lol man they just never did explain what bran was doing during the big zombie fight like in any way at all

lmao


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8stZw4Q2prs

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012


It's called coke, I can hook you up

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Worst Dragon Names: Drogon v. Eragon

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Eragon is a human not a dragon god drat read the fuckin children’s book

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

I ran a DnD campaign where the main setting was a city called Dargon named for a dragon-god that was also named Dargon. Though that was kind of supposed to be a joke.

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Stefan Prodan posted:

lol man they just never did explain what bran was doing during the big zombie fight like in any way at all

lmao

Carrying stab girl up into the air as birds duh.

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed
Sunset found me squatting in the thread, groaning. Every episode was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the season finale came up, I was making GBS threads venti cafe' latte' from starbucks™. The more I watched the more I shat, but the more I shat, the angrier I grew.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

They subverted your expectations of the making GBS threads scene by turning the entire show into poo poo.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

superjew posted:

Please help me because I can't read DnD's terrible telegraph, am I to assume that Varys sent out ravens before he was caught and some people might show up and subvert my expectations, or did we watch him slowly write one loving scroll that he ended up burning anyway and what was the loving point?

Dany will bne killed by girl character introduced in the first 5 minutes of ep 5.
Hows that for some subverting, bitch!

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
Her name will be Jaenecerys Tardaryen, sixty ninth of her name, and it will be shortened to Janice

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
I hope the castle collapses on more people

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cio94gfchaY

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
The online petition was around 150k yesterday. Now it's around 450k.

HBO done hosed up. I wouldn't be surprised if it hits a million by Sunday.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Waltzing Along posted:

The online petition was around 150k yesterday. Now it's around 450k.

HBO done hosed up. I wouldn't be surprised if it hits a million by Sunday.

it's just...the stupidest thing ever

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Do I want to know what this petition is or is it too pathetic for words?

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

internet petitions are v. cringey but it's still pretty funny

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006


tywin owned

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

Waltzing Along posted:

The online petition was around 150k yesterday. Now it's around 450k.

HBO done hosed up. I wouldn't be surprised if it hits a million by Sunday.
facebook mom traction is a powerful thing.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Saint Drogo posted:

facebook mom traction is a powerful thing.

middle aged women are unironically the most reliable builder of social capital in society

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

ROFLburger posted:

tywin owned

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Barudak posted:

Do I want to know what this petition is or is it too pathetic for words?

a petition for HBO to remake season 8 :rolleyes:

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Barudak posted:

Do I want to know what this petition is or is it too pathetic for words?

they want the gamerthones company to throw out the season they just made and already aired, and then make a new season 8 thats way more better

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

With 17-18 mil (paying) viewers. You can kind of see what % will sign a dumbfuck online petition. Which is fun

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
Didn't Arya say she wanted to go west of Westeros? Did I miss something?

Klauser
Feb 24, 2006
You got a dick with that problem!?!

Waltzing Along posted:

The online petition was around 150k yesterday. Now it's around 450k.

HBO done hosed up. I wouldn't be surprised if it hits a million by Sunday.

Just please god play the episode. I read the first book in I think 1997 so I'm quite ready for this story to end.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Bombadilillo posted:

With 17-18 mil (paying) viewers. You can kind of see what % will sign a dumbfuck online petition. Which is fun

if 5% signs that's unironically huge but lol if 5% of paying viewers are signing a dumb petition

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Klauser posted:

Just please god play the episode. I read the first book in I think 1997 so I'm quite ready for this story to end.

It doesn't matter since leaks already tell us how the story ends and there's not much to show

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

If grrm actually finishes the books all this poo poo will be remade in 10 years.

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Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Again, we have Bran. You do a quick montage rewind and zoom out on his forehead 3rd eye as a crow caws. "I know what needs to change"

Make more millions cause people would watch the gently caress out a remake season.

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