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Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
I saw the new Pet Sematary movie. I know its a remake but it made more sense in the 80s or whenever the movie was made. Why would you follow your neighbor into deep fog filled woods to bury your dead cat?

Also the movie is pretty rear end. Those 18 wheeler's don't even have numbers to call to complain about!

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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Pet Semetary definitely had the biggest pre-release hype to crickets once released I’ve seen in a while. I barely even saw anyone say it was bad until recently, nobody seemed interested at all after lots of chatter when the trailer dropped.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


That is also the reception the It remake deserved.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

veni veni veni posted:

That is also the reception the It remake deserved.

Seriously. That movie had some interesting creepy moments, but there's really only so far you can take a killer clown movie.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:

BonoMan posted:

Seriously. That movie had some interesting creepy moments, but there's really only so far you can take a killer clown movie.

What about outer space?

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
No, no, you can't take it to outer space. That's ridiculous.

Now, if it came from there...

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

The IT Crowd

FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at 13:10 on May 16, 2019

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


i thought the kids being kids parts of IT were great but you cannot top tim curry.

Chubby Henparty
Aug 13, 2007


Frank-n-furter, however

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
A significant percentage of IT's popualrity were underaged kids who saw it 2 or 3 times a piece. The local multiplex had to crack down on parents buying tickets and then leaving their kids
unchaperoned. I don't know if those same kids are going to give a poo poo about Bill Hader and Jessica Chastain.

It's still going to make a lot of money.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
IT: Chapter One had a surprisingly tiny budget and absolutely destroyed at the box office due to word of mouth, like every other horror movie that does well. "Overperforming" just means they didn't spend 100 million promoting it like a summer tentpole.

Al Cu Ad Solte
Nov 30, 2005
Searching for
a righteous cause
I've never seen Apocalypse Now. I know there's about 8 trillion different cuts. Which one's the best one?

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Theatrical.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
The new one released this year, supposedly

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

got any sevens posted:

The new one released this year, supposedly

They say that every year though.

Just stick to the theatrical cut.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

Leavemywife posted:

No, no, you can't take it to outer space. That's ridiculous.

Now, if it came from there...

Killer clowns from outer space, when?

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Al Cu Ad Solte posted:

I've never seen Apocalypse Now. I know there's about 8 trillion different cuts. Which one's the best one?

Theatrical, but it sounds like the new Final Cut is a good median between the two.

Al Cu Ad Solte
Nov 30, 2005
Searching for
a righteous cause
Okay, I'll watch the theatrical first then try out the final. Thanks. :)

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Back to "Do actors know when a movie will be poo poo?" Chat... Yes apparently they do!

https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/05/18/entertainment/halle-berry-james-corden-worst-movie/index.html?r=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
What should my first vinegar syndrome blu rays be? I haven’t seen a single one of their movies

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



1080p vintage porn obviously

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Empress Brosephine posted:

What should my first vinegar syndrome blu rays be? I haven’t seen a single one of their movies

Liquid Sky and Christmas Evil are absolutely essential.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Get the 5-pack Anniversary sets while they're still available. I'd just get the Exploitation ones and skip the porn sets.
https://vinegarsyndrome.com/products/5-films-5-years-volume-2
https://vinegarsyndrome.com/products/5-films-5-years-volume-4

e: Oop. Vol 2 is gone.

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Thanks I’m gunna grab all these !

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

I can't remember off the top of my head, but I coulda sworn there were a few examples of the inverse where an actor was sure a movie was going to suck and then it turned out to be great... anyone else remember?

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Steve Yun posted:

I can't remember off the top of my head, but I coulda sworn there were a few examples of the inverse where an actor was sure a movie was going to suck and then it turned out to be great... anyone else remember?

Alec Guinness in Star Wars, I think. Although he was only half-wrong (not great film but BO smash).

Jack B Nimble
Dec 25, 2007


Soiled Meat

therattle posted:

Alec Guinness in Star Wars, I think. Although he was only half-wrong (not great film but BO smash).

And he wouldn't have been around to see the special effects or the massive editing, so his impression is understandable.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

He disliked the final product though and deeply resented that it became his best-known role. But he negotiated a percentage of the gross so it made him a lot of money anyway

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

Steve Yun posted:

I can't remember off the top of my head, but I coulda sworn there were a few examples of the inverse where an actor was sure a movie was going to suck and then it turned out to be great... anyone else remember?

IIRC Tom Hardy was concerned about Mad Max: Fury Road

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2015/05/tom-hardy-mad-max-apology

Dr Monkeysee
Oct 11, 2002

just a fox like a hundred thousand others
Nap Ghost
By all accounts Tom Hardy didn’t like working on Mad Max: Fury Road and didn’t think it made any sense. Given how much was done in editing it’s understandable. That is not a movie where the director’s vision was obvious on set.

edit: aw beaten

TychoCelchuuu
Jan 2, 2012

This space for Rent.

Steve Yun posted:

I can't remember off the top of my head, but I coulda sworn there were a few examples of the inverse where an actor was sure a movie was going to suck and then it turned out to be great... anyone else remember?
I think everyone involved in Pirates of the Caribbean assumed it would be a huge lovely bomb.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

TychoCelchuuu posted:

I think everyone involved in Pirates of the Caribbean assumed it would be a huge lovely bomb.

It was tracking extremely well once the first trailer dropped, but Michael Eisner was convinced it was going to be one of Disney's most expensive flops ever and he infamously threw a tantrum upon seeing the first footage of Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow. Dick Cook had to talk him out of releasing it direct-to-video on multiple occasions.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Before that pirate films were just expected to flop. Probably thanks to Cutthroat Island.


A bit like viking films and any film involving Mars.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
Speaking of Mars films, John Carter was marketed terribly. The commercials seemed to either think 'less is more' or assumed the audience was super familiar with Edgar Rice Burroughs' stories so we don't need to explain ANYTHING about this film.

Looking it up, Disney claims they spent 100 million marketing that film, but I have no idea where.

It also ranks 8th on most expensive movies ever made, although this list cannot be accurate. Tangled did not cost more than Avatar or The Avengers to make unless $100 million of that budget went to executive producers and/or the mob.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_expensive_films

Tangled was really good though.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Something like Tangled could have the costs of a decade or more of production hell built into that budget. I know that's what happened with Superman Returns.

And yeah, they let Andrew Stanton be in charge of the marketing for John Carter and, uh... shouldn't have.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Yeah, didn't they completely redo the animation style for Tangled partway through production or something like that? Essentially making the movie twice cant have been cheap.

Almost Blue
Apr 18, 2018

Skwirl posted:

Yeah, didn't they completely redo the animation style for Tangled partway through production or something like that? Essentially making the movie twice cant have been cheap.

I don't think it made it to animation but in one of the movie's earlier iterations it was a quasi-sequel to Enchanted. Also, the original director left the movie about two years before it came out (along with the original voice actors) and he'd been working on the movie since the 90s.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
dumb question: is AMC A list 3 movies a week and capped at 3 a month or 3 movies a week every week of the month?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Alan Smithee posted:

dumb question: is AMC A list 3 movies a week and capped at 3 a month or 3 movies a week every week of the month?

I'm pretty sure it's the latter.

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Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

Skwirl posted:

I'm pretty sure it's the latter.

It is

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