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pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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Plinkey posted:

lol so my atm limit on my bank card is 1k a day that's why it got denieed last night

anyway i have to go to a branch to get it uppped and i assume there's a credit check

but if i just go to the casheier booth, i'm good for up to 5k

wtf

You going to high end strip clubs or something?

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Plinkey posted:

do you want free jerk or what

you’re already posting

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

hell yeah

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Poniard posted:

this is why the jerk store keeps calling

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Plinkey posted:

holy poo poo we do

i got this free

does it open to put pilows and poo poo in

I got mine for free too! And I have pillows and blankets in it as well


I have never seen another one of these

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004


Will someone finally get locked up?

Lol no :matters:

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



What are Chinese tariffs for $200 Alex

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

pm me

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


My baby piss the morning piss
He piss from nine 'til five and then
He piss another piss again
To find me waiting for piss

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

I got mine for free too! And I have pillows and blankets in it as well


I have never seen another one of these

me either where the gently caress do you live, it's like a long lost reunion

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Reality Winter posted:

My sister works for salesforce ama

Where does your sister work?

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Plinkey posted:

me either where the gently caress do you live, it's like a long lost reunion

Minneapolis

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

laugh? cry? both?

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



hahahahaha

really paid off at the end

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



surely this will

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1129478817112842244

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/business/status/1129479128825122821?s=20


oopsie doodle

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

laugh? cry? both?

only death is certain

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

I got mine for free too! And I have pillows and blankets in it as well


I have never seen another one of these

if you take a poo poo in yours, does plinkey smell it???

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

The Alpha Centauri posted:

Singularity is probably a fever dream

the singularity is just a misplaced desire for something magical to save us for people too technocratic to believe in the rapture

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

BraveUlysses posted:

they build all the mercedes SUVs here in the states you idiot babbby

lol mercedes suv

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
yeah nice furniture dorks i bet you guys dont even have a bed shaped like a pink 50's mary kay top sellers cadillac

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

pushpins posted:

You going to high end strip clubs or something?

:lol: you don't need to go to a high end one to spend that much

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

lol



i have some tools in mine

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i bought inflatable furniture and filled iwth helium. when i want to sit down i just pull a chair downf rom the ceiling and also i have plenty of room to rollerblade with

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Plinkey posted:

we can have a jerk party

bring meats that you want to jerk to plinkeys house

you have to stay all 16 hours though

marinate it beforehand, dont be a dick

Lansdowne
Dec 28, 2008

Xaris posted:

its incremental but like 800 ppm correlates to about a 22% drop in human cognition/reflexes/alertness. like you can notice it in a poorly ventilated room or something where you feel tired and then go outside and woops ur magically feeling great. now imagine that but there is no "going outside"

i was thinking about this the other day and it got really hellworld really quick. the rich will get the best carbon scrubbers for their hvac. it will be part of the benefits pitch for new hires.

"We keep our building at 1950s levels of CO2 and shunt the excess into nearby minority communities. You'll get your best thinking done at the office, so you won't mind staying late or coming in on weekends."

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
my bosses bought a brand spanking new 2018 JEEP grand cherokee honking SUV piece of poo poo for a new company car, and it's already falling apart. apparently the transmission or clutch or something is broken along with some fans. it has barely any miles on it.

i told him before he bought this we need a cheap used tacoma truck for job-sites and he was like "but trucks are for contractors and reflect badly on the company". lmao loving a

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


If I'm reading this right, the "oh the first 5 chambers of Russian roulette were empty, well we're gonna shoot ourselves in the loving temple anyway" party is gaining steam rapidly?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Lansdowne posted:

i was thinking about this the other day and it got really hellworld really quick. the rich will get the best carbon scrubbers for their hvac. it will be part of the benefits pitch for new hires.

"We keep our building at 1950s levels of CO2 and shunt the excess into nearby minority communities. You'll get your best thinking done at the office, so you won't mind staying late or coming in on weekends."

well apparently that co2 study is flawed i guess, idk. so maybe its really a non issue

but they will absolutely do that and currently do that in a myriad of other ways

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol

same coffee table

that's neat

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/sdonnan/status/1129478689702535169?s=19

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

we can do this, in like 2-3 weeks

i gotta clean my house a bit beforehand

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/mikedebonis/status/1129480428124069889

Yes, yes!!

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Plinkey posted:

lol

same coffee table

that's neat

It's a great coffee table

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

I got mine for free too! And I have pillows and blankets in it as well


I have never seen another one of these

Two men brought together by their identical furniture and a hatred of Trump. And possibly their love of jerky.

Truly a modern day love story.

Be sure to document it when you two start docking.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
reminder that kris kobach got a democrat elected governor of kansas

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

pushpins posted:

You going to high end strip clubs or something?

casino, gotta take out like 2k at a time

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1129479175717437445

Were we expecting anything different

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Plinkey posted:

lol so my atm limit on my bank card is 1k a day that's why it got denieed last night

anyway i have to go to a branch to get it uppped and i assume there's a credit check

but if i just go to the casheier booth, i'm good for up to 5k

wtf

That's because the bank sees the two as different transaction types

One is an ATM withdrawal and the other is sort of like a purchase.

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