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Iron Crowned posted:Does it become a slasher? Because gently caress trying to go watch any of that again It's even better.
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Gripweed posted:That trailer is basically a test of patience, and if you do well you get a little prize. OMG they got actor to act in film OMG
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Data Graham posted:Yeah, just you did it in two separate threads and I was wondering if it was a really good gag and my Canadian was rustier than I realized I'm gonna go with yes. to both
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THAT'S what Kraft Dinner is?! I always thought it was some weird Canadian meal, but it's just a really awkward way of saying "Mac & Cheese" I guess?
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May 17, 2019 19:38
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Jamesman posted:THAT'S what Kraft Dinner is?! I always thought it was some weird Canadian meal, but it's just a really awkward way of saying "Mac & Cheese" I guess? Well, no. If you say "Mac & Cheese" you might be referring to that gross stuff someone's aunt made from scratch with noodles and lumpy cheese. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Ptn_HxnnM Revolting. Oh, and the Kraft Dinner in Canada was traditionally a different recipe than the bland gooey stuff you'd get south of the boarder too. More of a sharp cheddar flavor. Then a few years ago Kraft decided to use the same recipe everywhere and tried to sell us the 'creamier' version y'all get.  Canadians were all "what is this bullshit, eh?" After that betrayal Canadians stopped writing songs about Kraft Dinner. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHacDYj8KZM&t=166s I heard they later brought back the traditional Canadian recipe? I dunno, I haven't bought it after trying that 'creamier' slime garbage the first time. Facebook Aunt has a new favorite as of 20:00 on May 17, 2019 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Looks like institutionalized loneliness to me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TnWIICkBeE
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Snoring cats are the best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXbGQXZv95M
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May 17, 2019 21:31
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Something Jon snow something is this the game of thrones season 8 remake or what
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Facebook Aunt posted:I heard they later brought back the traditional Canadian recipe? I dunno, I haven't bought it after trying that 'creamier' slime garbage the first time. PC White Cheddar Macaroni & Cheese holds the nation’s heart now.
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Subjunctive posted:PC White Cheddar Macaroni & Cheese holds the nation’s heart now.      
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Any offbrand white cheddar boxed mac and cheese is glorious. The sauce doesn't mix smoothly, and you get little bursts of crazy flavour from tiny powder bombs stuck inside the noodles.
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McDonald's was heating their coffee to insane levels to save a tiny amount money. The hot coffee lawsuit lady got a bunch of third degree burns and her pants melted into her flesh. The lawsuit was just to pay for her staggering medical bills from all the skin grafts.
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Oh hey, it's a joke about that silly hot coffee lawsuit. Y'know, the one where a McDonalds was serving coffee a couple degrees below boiling and had been warned multiple times that it was dangerously hot, and also wasn't putting the lids on the cups right, and the woman who spilled it on her lap needed multiple reconstructive surgeries to rebuild her vagina because the coffee literally melted her labia to her thigh. She sued McDonalds just to get the cost of her medical bills back, but the jury decided McDonalds had acted sohorrifically negligently that they raised the damages to millions of dollars. Good joke. Go gently caress yourself Canada.
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Gripweed posted:Oh hey, it's a joke about that silly hot coffee lawsuit. Y'know, the one where a McDonalds was serving coffee a couple degrees below boiling and had been warned multiple times that it was dangerously hot, and also wasn't putting the lids on the cups right, and the woman who spilled it on her lap needed multiple reconstructive surgeries to rebuild her vagina because the coffee literally melted her labia to her thigh. She sued McDonalds just to get the cost of her medical bills back, but the jury decided McDonalds had acted sohorrifically negligently that they raised the damages to millions of dollars. Good joke. haha too slow idiot the other guy gets all the glory
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I have a friend who got third degree burns from coffee recently, it does happen still.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Well, no. If you say "Mac & Cheese" you might be referring to that gross stuff someone's aunt made from scratch with noodles and lumpy cheese. Songs like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbF6uS_zTNA Having never tried this delicacy, I have to say it does a pretty good job at making me crave some of the cheesy goodness. mobby_6kl has a new favorite as of 22:24 on May 17, 2019 |
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Snowy posted:I have a friend who got third degree burns from coffee recently, it does happen still. One of the reasons that restaurants are still cavalier about customer safety is because Mcdonalds was able to turn it into a joke in the public consciousness, and people like Facebook Aunt still spread misinformation about it. So yeah, Facebook Aunt is very slightly responsible for your friend's pain
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I don’t like when Canadians paint their entire national identity as “We are NOT the USA! Plus we are superior!!”. You’re a sovereign nation; stop with the insecurity and nationalism. It’s like the people from Texas that won’t shut up about Texas being the greatest lump of dirt ever personally blessed by God’s swinging dick, even if they are from a shithole part of the state and have never left their hometown
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freeedr posted:I don’t like when Canadians paint their entire national identity as “We are NOT the USA! Plus we are superior!!”. You’re a sovereign nation; stop with the insecurity and nationalism. It’s like the people from Texas that won’t shut up about Texas being the greatest lump of dirt ever personally blessed by God’s swinging dick, even if they are from a shithole part of the state and have never left their hometown And Canada is still full of racism, corruption, and lovely serial killer cops. They just have better social programs.
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I like the Canadian president who is very concerned about global warming but still literally owns an oil pipeline
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FreudianSlippers posted:McDonald's was heating their coffee to insane levels to save a tiny amount money. The hot coffee lawsuit lady got a bunch of third degree burns and her pants melted into her flesh. The lawsuit was just to pay for her staggering medical bills from all the skin grafts. Yeah, the lawsuit wasn't "lol she spill her coffee, what a buffoon, AND WON!!!" it was "McDonald dispenses this coffee negligently hot, literally 20 celcius above any other coffee vender in the states, and the coffee is so, unfathomably undrinkably hot that it causes burns in less than 3 seconds".
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Kinda like what happened here in Brazil, but it was an rear end and he accidentally became president of millions of cows
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For anyone interested in the McDonald's coffee story, here's the Adam Ruins Everything segment about it. https://youtu.be/KNWh6Kw3ejQ It goes over it pretty well, as well as the ramifications on public debate about corporate lawsuits.
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freeedr posted:I don’t like when Canadians paint their entire national identity as “We are NOT the USA! Plus we are superior!!”. You’re a sovereign nation; stop with the insecurity and nationalism. It’s like the people from Texas that won’t shut up about Texas being the greatest lump of dirt ever personally blessed by God’s swinging dick, even if they are from a shithole part of the state and have never left their hometown I'm sorry we've let you down.
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freeedr posted:I don’t like when Canadians paint their entire national identity as “We are NOT the USA! Plus we are superior!!”. You’re a sovereign nation; stop with the insecurity and nationalism. It’s like the people from Texas that won’t shut up about Texas being the greatest lump of dirt ever personally blessed by God’s swinging dick, even if they are from a shithole part of the state and have never left their hometown Source youare quotes
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I'll never forgive those hooligans that murdered hitchbot
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Gripweed posted:I like the Canadian president who is very concerned about global warming but still literally owns an oil pipeline Albertans are a bunch of easily offended crybaby conservative traditionalists who refuse to diversify their economy so everyone else is forced to go along with their demands since we built this whole "spread the wealth around" economy where "have" provinces support "have not" provinces and everyone else ended up relying on Alberta for money when oil was profitable instead of building their own industries up. Now oil is dying and everyone is freaking out about "WE NEED PIPELINES AND WE HAVE TO SUBSIDIZING THE OIL INDUSTRY OR OUR ECONOMY WILL COLLAPSE AAAAAHHHHH"  And of course the industry dying is definitely leftist governments faults for being elitists or some dumb poo poo and not a massive global movement to move beyong fossil fuels, so conservative mayors and premiers will surely force the rest of the world to stop investing in renewable energy and poo poo and save are jerbs.
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Sorry, that was not a funny picture
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It’ll get ya drunk!
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You forgot to mention that hitchbot went to Philadelphia and that's what happened. It should have been expected.
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