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kiimo posted:You forgot to mention that hitchbot went to Philadelphia and that's what happened. we really oughta rename that city, its false advertising. it would be called like rapetown or crimeville
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FreudianSlippers posted:McDonald's was heating their coffee to insane levels to save a tiny amount money. The hot coffee lawsuit lady got a bunch of third degree burns and her pants melted into her flesh. The lawsuit was just to pay for her staggering medical bills from all the skin grafts. Gripweed posted:Oh hey, it's a joke about that silly hot coffee lawsuit. Y'know, the one where a McDonalds was serving coffee a couple degrees below boiling and had been warned multiple times that it was dangerously hot, and also wasn't putting the lids on the cups right, and the woman who spilled it on her lap needed multiple reconstructive surgeries to rebuild her vagina because the coffee literally melted her labia to her thigh. She sued McDonalds just to get the cost of her medical bills back, but the jury decided McDonalds had acted sohorrifically negligently that they raised the damages to millions of dollars. Good joke. Actually, that part of the story was whole cloth invented and spread by Burger King to score some points against MacDonald's.
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freeedr posted:I don’t like when Canadians paint their entire national identity as “We are NOT the USA! Plus we are superior!!”. You’re a sovereign nation; stop with the insecurity and nationalism. It’s like the people from Texas that won’t shut up about Texas being the greatest lump of dirt ever personally blessed by God’s swinging dick, even if they are from a shithole part of the state and have never left their hometown still got someone else's queen on your money
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I'm confused by the abbreviations after the names. Jr = Junior ? Sr = Senior (Are there really that many men at university with children ?) ? Fr = Father (Are those seminary schools ?) ? e: Wait, I'm an idiot who forgot that Americans apparently don't like using numbers. Lady Disdain has a new favorite as of 01:34 on May 18, 2019 |
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Tag yourself. I'm Scott Dourque
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Lady Disdain posted:I'm confused by the abbreviations after the names. Jr = Junior ? Sr = Senior (Are there really that many men at university with children ?) ? Fr = Father (Are those seminary schools ?) ? Freshman, sophomore, junior, senior. We use numbers through high school, but the four years of high school also use those designations, and we don't use numbers for college.
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Leperflesh posted:Freshman, sophomore, junior, senior. We use numbers through high school, but the four years of high school also use those designations, and we don't use numbers for college. Yeah, I figured it out. Thanks.
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May 18, 2019 01:35
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Leperflesh posted:Tag yourself. I'm Scott Dourque I'm Dallas Creamer
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May 18, 2019 01:53
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Goddamn you had one job.
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Lady Disdain posted:Yeah, I figured it out. Thanks. I had not, so my thanks as well for explaining it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMjQ3hA9mEA
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By popular demand posted:Goddamn you had one job. minimum effort for minimum wage
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I don't know if it's because I'm on a tablet but, I never get sound with those gif-videos (whereas I do with normal videos). I've never been able to track down the correct setting.
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Shaddak posted:I don't know if it's because I'm on a tablet but, I never get sound with those gif-videos (whereas I do with normal videos). I've never been able to track down the correct setting. Tap on it, and look for a speaker icon in the bottom right corner. It's probably muted by default, so tapping the icon will unmute it.
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Kheldarn posted:Tap on it, and look for a speaker icon in the bottom right corner. It's probably muted by default, so tapping the icon will unmute it. No speaker icon for me.
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I got the Imgur app for iOS & the speaker icon is in the upper right for me.
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RareAcumen posted:minimum effort for minimum wage The more I see things like this the more I'm convinced it's a lovely boss who won't listen. Hey the plans don't match reality what should we do? gently caress you wage cuck I'm an engineer the plans are perfect. Make it to spec or you're fired. Sure thing boss, I'll do exactly what the plans say!
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Alaois posted:still got someone else's queen on your money Canadian money only has Canada's queen on it. We never rebelled against the monarchy, she's still our queen.
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Paladinus posted:Actually, that part of the story was whole cloth invented and spread by Burger King to score some points against MacDonald's. Th ir w that Burger King made it up is slander disseminated by Wendy's
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Laterite posted:I'm Dallas Creamer I’m Cramy Harb
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Alaois posted:still got someone else's queen on your money Canadians? No they literally don't. E: The queen of Canada happens to be a queen of lots of other places too but that's just a coincidence.
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Alaois posted:still got someone else's queen on your money Never been annexed twice as a failed nation. 
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If only we had more slave owners on our money then we'd be cool.
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Alaois posted:still got someone else's queen on your money How does someone gently caress up this hard
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let's all stop arguing about the genocidal settler nation of Canada. It's a horrible country with an appalling history, and "We're better than America" is the only defense it's people can muster for it's many crimes. We all agree on that, quibbling over the small stuff is just gonna end with hurt feelings.
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Gripweed posted:let's all stop arguing about the genocidal settler nation of Canada. It's a horrible country with an appalling history, and "We're better than America" is the only defense it's people can muster for it's many crimes. We all agree on that, quibbling over the small stuff is just gonna end with hurt feelings. Shawsnake Redemption?
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Lobok posted:Shawsnake Redemption? Anaconda Dufresne. e: escaped from a hole he hid behind a poster of Raquelsnake Welch. SpacePig has a new favorite as of 05:05 on May 18, 2019 |
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I wanna hear Bizzy Blanding's story.
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kiimo posted:You forgot to mention that hitchbot went to Philadelphia and that's what happened. Philadelphia has room for only robot  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cku6oPGWW7Q
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Jerry Cotton posted:Canadians? No they literally don't. I always thought Rush was the Queen of Canada
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Facebook Aunt posted:I'm sorry we've let you down. Wham! drat auntie that's brutal 
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Paladinus posted:Actually, that part of the story was whole cloth invented and spread by Burger King to score some points against MacDonald's. actually this person is a burger king shill and is introducing disinformation to this forum to protect his paid position
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We should probably just be glad that this guy didn't get to it first. 
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Who What Now posted:Th ir w that Burger King made it up is slander disseminated by Wendy's You were paid by KFC to say that
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Phlegmish posted:You were paid by KFC to say that this lie is brought to you by Carl's Jr
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FreudianSlippers posted:McDonald's was heating their coffee to insane levels to save a tiny amount money. The hot coffee lawsuit lady got a bunch of third degree burns and her pants melted into her flesh. The lawsuit was just to pay for her staggering medical bills from all the skin grafts. how does boiling coffee melt clothes?
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