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Sextro
Aug 23, 2014

luxury handset posted:

yeah, it's absurd the NHTSA isn't cracking down on tesla for fraud because this dumbass autopilot branding is killing people and will continue to kill people

I mean. Are Tesla customers really people? Also until Elon says something mean to the president on twitter there'll never be meaningful federal action against them.

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Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Doggles posted:

Sound familiar?
“Their system cannot literally see the broad side of an 18-wheeler on the highway,” Friedman said.


Just how narrow is the FoV on the thing?

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Mister Facetious posted:

Just how narrow is the FoV on the thing?

I suspect it's probably more about the inability to distinguish the broad, flat surface of the truck from the sky.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Mister Facetious posted:

Just how narrow is the FoV on the thing?

iirc the problem is that the tesla autopilot doesn't use lidar, but rather processing images through a regular rear end camera, so that the system can miss things like a white truck that is roughly the same color as the sky moving perpendicularly to the roadway. which is why with any self driving technology that is on the market the driver needs to be vigilant of all potential hazards, except that is absolutely not how the product is being sold or how people use it, so easily preventable fatalities

e: here

https://www.tesla.com/blog/tragic-loss

quote:

Following our standard practice, Tesla informed NHTSA about the incident immediately after it occurred. What we know is that the vehicle was on a divided highway with Autopilot engaged when a tractor trailer drove across the highway perpendicular to the Model S. Neither Autopilot nor the driver noticed the white side of the tractor trailer against a brightly lit sky, so the brake was not applied. The high ride height of the trailer combined with its positioning across the road and the extremely rare circumstances of the impact caused the Model S to pass under the trailer, with the bottom of the trailer impacting the windshield of the Model S. Had the Model S impacted the front or rear of the trailer, even at high speed, its advanced crash safety system would likely have prevented serious injury as it has in numerous other similar incidents.

Mr. Fall Down Terror fucked around with this message at 21:45 on May 16, 2019

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

luxury handset posted:

iirc the problem is that the tesla autopilot doesn't use lidar,

Profit at all costs

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

Mister Facetious posted:

Profit at all costs

I don't think LIDAR is all that much more expensive. I've heard that Musk simply "doesn't like it".

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
What the gently caress, are you serious

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Mister Facetious posted:

What the gently caress, are you serious

quote:

“LiDAR is a fool’s errand, and anyone who relies on LiDAR is doomed. It’s like having expensive appendices. You’ll see,” Musk said.

that quote isn't even a month old

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK posted:

that quote isn't even a month old

Couldn't... couldn't they use a combinatorial approach?

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

There Bias Two posted:

Couldn't... couldn't they use a combinatorial approach?

That's what I was thinking; you make a 3d composite image with the two.

Add in smart learning- object/pattern recognition and such, and the car can start getting a comprehensive idea of what's around it.

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 01:46 on May 17, 2019

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

There Bias Two posted:

Couldn't... couldn't they use a combinatorial approach?

not without redesigning the car and retrofitting all the teslas already out on the road

musk painted himself into a corner when he promised self-driving via ota updates, so now tesla's extant models are locked into a half assed lovely self driving functionality with gimped hardware, which is recklessly sold to the public as being far better and safer than it actually is

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/nandorvila/status/1129072400845266946

:bisonyes:

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop

This IPO was for bailing out private equity with pension funds and whatever dumb shmucks on the market buy in. "Boo hoo we're underwater" says investor who gets out with 90c on the dollar instead of nothing at all.

Elman
Oct 26, 2009

luxury handset posted:

iirc the problem is that the tesla autopilot doesn't use lidar, but rather processing images through a regular rear end camera, so that the system can miss things like a white truck that is roughly the same color as the sky moving perpendicularly to the roadway. which is why with any self driving technology that is on the market the driver needs to be vigilant of all potential hazards, except that is absolutely not how the product is being sold or how people use it, so easily preventable fatalities

e: here

https://www.tesla.com/blog/tragic-loss

I like how they say "neither autopilot nor the driver" noticed the huge loving truck driving right through the middle of the road. It's not like the driver was distracted cause they assumed they could trust their autopilot, they just didn't notice.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Harik posted:

This IPO was for bailing out private equity with pension funds and whatever dumb shmucks on the market buy in. "Boo hoo we're underwater" says investor who gets out with 90c on the dollar instead of nothing at all.

yeah, socialising the losses

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Get ready for Penis and Racist Grafitti World everyone:

https://twitter.com/verge/status/1129371039622979585

EDIT: No screw that, THIS is the tech nightmare:

https://twitter.com/verge/status/1129383403063795712

:( RIP

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

AceOfFlames posted:

Get ready for Penis and Racist Grafitti World everyone:

https://twitter.com/verge/status/1129371039622979585

EDIT: No screw that, THIS is the tech nightmare:

https://twitter.com/verge/status/1129383403063795712

:( RIP

She was only 7 :( That is tragically young for a kitty.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

anonumos posted:

I don't think LIDAR is all that much more expensive. I've heard that Musk simply "doesn't like it".

Lol remember that they don't have anything in their factory painted yellow because Musk hates yellow.

Yellow is of course how the rest of the world marks things like lanes for fork trucks and dangerous machinery.

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Feinne posted:

Lol remember that they don't have anything in their factory painted yellow because Musk hates yellow.

Yellow is of course how the rest of the world marks things like lanes for fork trucks and dangerous machinery.

Yikes. One would have to have a gigantic ego to ignore best practices to that degree.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

There Bias Two posted:

Yikes. One would have to have a gigantic ego to ignore best practices to that degree.

yeah and because it's just regular manufacturing instead of big boy space manufacturing there's nobody around to tell musk no when he doubles down on blatantly stupid poo poo

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

“Safety third. There’s not even a Rule Number Two. But even though there’s nothing in second place, safety is not getting promoted to number two.”

- Elon Musk

SeXTcube
Jan 1, 2009

Why be concerned for safety when your production floor is going to be staffed solely by 10x overclocked robo arms?

Family Values
Jun 26, 2007


Feinne posted:

Lol remember that they don't have anything in their factory painted yellow because Musk hates yellow.

Yellow is of course how the rest of the world marks things like lanes for fork trucks and dangerous machinery.

I mean, there are other high vis colors like fluorescent orange, I assume they use one of those instead. lol no I don't assume that because Elon Musk

MickeyFinn
May 8, 2007
Biggie Smalls and Junior Mafia some mark ass bitches

anonumos posted:

I don't think LIDAR is all that much more expensive. I've heard that Musk simply "doesn't like it".

LiDAR systems for self driving cars are multiples on $10k. You can’t put them on a “$35k” car and have it still be that price. I know there are people working on bringing down the cost, like Waymo. But scale isn’t there yet and if you want to sell cars now you super swear will be self driving, you have no choice but to lie.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

I thought the color that Tesla factories hated the most was black.

Truthfully I don't know how those stories keep getting swept under the rug but I guess Tesla PR does a better job than their QA.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

Family Values posted:

I mean, there are other high vis colors like fluorescent orange, I assume they use one of those instead. lol no I don't assume that because Elon Musk

I feel like things did in fact maybe end up not getting painted in a proper high vis color because Musk wanted it a certain way.

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

He hates yellow because it harms the Green Lantern, right? Did I make that up?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

There Bias Two posted:

She was only 7 :( That is tragically young for a kitty.

Wasn't the whole Grumpy Cat thing because of a physical deformity that made physical activity difficult?

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

Trevor Hale posted:

He hates yellow because it harms the Green Lantern, right? Did I make that up?

Well here's the article: http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/04/tesla-workers-getting-hurt-because-elon-musk-hates-yellow.html

Their fork truck lanes are grey lines and they're not allowed to wear safety shoes.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Feinne posted:

Well here's the article: http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/04/tesla-workers-getting-hurt-because-elon-musk-hates-yellow.html

Their fork truck lanes are grey lines and they're not allowed to wear safety shoes.

This is why OSHA should have its own uniformed service.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Absurd Alhazred posted:

This is why OSHA should have its own uniformed service.

I want to attend OSHA training on no‐knock raids.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Last Chance posted:

“Safety third. There’s not even a Rule Number Two. But even though there’s nothing in second place, safety is not getting promoted to number two.”

- Elon Musk

I just made the connection that Musk is literally the insane inventor/entrepreneur guy from Portal 2. Game came out in 2011 and Musk was around in 2011, it must actually have been based on him to some extent. Amazing how spot-on and fresh that game is for something that is now eight (8!) years old

icantfindaname fucked around with this message at 07:13 on May 18, 2019

Cicero
Dec 17, 2003

Jumpjet, melta, jumpjet. Repeat for ten minutes or until victory is assured.
Portal 2 was so good. I wish Valve still made single player games.

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

Cicero posted:

Portal 2 was so good. I wish Valve still made single player games.

Considering how Artifact turned out, it's probably for the best that Valve stays out of game development

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Missionary Positron posted:

Considering how Artifact turned out, it's probably for the best that Valve stays out of game development

I mean the game was fine, the problem was basically everything not directly related to gameplay. A shame since I had some fun with it; not enough to pay out the rear end but if it were f2p like hearthstone or if my purchase gave me more poo poo I wouldn't be so annoyed at it.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Don Gato posted:

I mean the game was fine

It was not fine enough to have 100 simultaneous players 2 months after release

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Feinne posted:

Well here's the article: http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/04/tesla-workers-getting-hurt-because-elon-musk-hates-yellow.html

Their fork truck lanes are grey lines and they're not allowed to wear safety shoes.

i cant imagine a reason to not let people wear steel-toe shoes other then wanting to be sued

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Ghost Leviathan posted:

Wasn't the whole Grumpy Cat thing because of a physical deformity that made physical activity difficult?

Yes, which is also why they had originally named the cat Tard, because it looked funny.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

mandatory lesbian posted:

i cant imagine a reason to not let people wear steel-toe shoes other then wanting to be sued

It's phenomenal to have a workspace where instead of getting fired for not wearing the proper PPE, the opposite happens.

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Feinne posted:

It's phenomenal to have a workspace where instead of getting fired for not wearing the proper PPE, the opposite happens.

I dont think you're disruptive enough

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