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rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Nia trying to get fined $100,000

https://twitter.com/NiaJaxWWE/status/1129503400100605957

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Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
Yassss slay the Irish queeen

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Love the WCW thing where we continually point out that we are bleeding out viewers, the product is horrendous, and no one wants to watch it. Feuds based on this definitely make me want to tune in. I love watching dog poo poo television that insults me for viewing it.

We are getting close to Scott Steiner WCW territory, hope someone takes the mic and just rambles about Vince being an old man with titties and how WWE sucks rear end for 20 minutes, then gets suspended with pay.

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS

Who wants to email Mars with me

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Tato posted:

Love the WCW thing where we continually point out that we are bleeding out viewers, the product is horrendous, and no one wants to watch it. Feuds based on this definitely make me want to tune in. I love watching dog poo poo television that insults me for viewing it.

We are getting close to Scott Steiner WCW territory, hope someone takes the mic and just rambles about Vince being an old man with titties and how WWE sucks rear end for 20 minutes, then gets suspended with pay.

Michael Elgin had a doozy today too
https://twitter.com/WrestlingInc/status/1129416806873964544

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


shelly vs rebel was absolutely five stars

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

jesus WEP posted:

shelly vs rebel was absolutely five stars

lol

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Io has a new blog post up where she talks about how she is considering uploading vlogs to YouTube. I've started to notice a trend of WWE stars doing that lately. Wonder what set it off.

https://twitter.com/shirai_io/status/1129433926991196160

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006


i mean technically he is correct

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Didn't Gail and Taryn have a ladder match that came close?

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

So what excuse do they come up with to freeze Riddle's contract?

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Gaz-L posted:

So what excuse do they come up with to freeze Riddle's contract?

considering when they signed him they probably got him on a 5 year instead of the previous standard 3 year, so no need.

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008


casual racism, cute.

eta:
Nia still salty over this bit from Survivor Series?

https://twitter.com/BeckyLynchWWE/status/1064345952490844160

the escape goat fucked around with this message at 00:57 on May 18, 2019

wicka
Jun 28, 2007



Moldy AND cabbage smelling? Hat on a hat, Nia.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
what do you guys think Becky Lynch really smells like

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Drew McIntyre posted:

what do you guys think Becky Lynch really smells like

Vomit and whey.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
record low ratings and her nazi loving boyfriend?

SirDippingSauce
Oct 25, 2012

We're here to interrogate Manly Dan the lumberjack for the murder of wax Stan.

Drew McIntyre posted:

what do you guys think Becky Lynch really smells like

Moral certainty, and warm pretzels.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

https://twitter.com/JordynneGrace/status/1129467211297566720

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

DarkstarIV posted:

Io has a new blog post up where she talks about how she is considering uploading vlogs to YouTube. I've started to notice a trend of WWE stars doing that lately. Wonder what set it off.

https://twitter.com/shirai_io/status/1129433926991196160

It's like when your favorite youtube channel starts getting solo spinoffs and one of the guys stops coming to the podcast and there's less let's plays between a certain pair and before you notice a video goes up and they're all doing their own stuff and someone's just streaming every day and the other is doing patreon and one of them is in college and then there's the guy still trying to sorta keep the spirit of the channel going, but they're all just never gonna get back together and you feel awkward because their individual outings just aren't as good as when they were all friends together and fans of one of the guys get up in your face for following another one because they definitely caused the channel to break up.

Or, y'know, wrestlers are already big personalities and they figure vlogging fits their wheelhouse for extra money to the retirement fund.

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

is pepsi ok posted:

oh my god it just keeps getting dumber and dumber
Is leaning into being "the one UK indie going back to the round system" really the worst idea with IPW drawing as badly as it has been?

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

https://twitter.com/WWEBigE/status/1129449299501355011

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


would he ever

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


Nia Jax is loving garbage

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



bradzilla posted:

Nia Jax is loving garbage

Agreed, but Becky's initial tweet wasn't any better

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

davidbix posted:

Is leaning into being "the one UK indie going back to the round system" really the worst idea with IPW drawing as badly as it has been?

As a USP, I guess not, but the tag match thing completely kills it. If you're going to do it, commit to the whole thing. Hell, have more than 2 weight classes while you're at it. Lean into the boxing/MMA thing.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Gaz-L posted:

Hell, have more than 2 weight classes while you're at it. Lean into the boxing/MMA thing.
Yeah, "we have weight classes" doesn't sound impressive when it's just the same heavy/cruiser split seemingly everyone has.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

frankenfreak posted:

Yeah, "we have weight classes" doesn't sound impressive when it's just the same heavy/cruiser split seemingly everyone has.

Heck, have weight classes for the women. Of course that's going to force you to book more than the same 2 or 3 women.

Mercury Crusader
Apr 20, 2005

You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!
CMLL has multiple weight classes and they handle it fine. Dragon Lee is so good he's the champion of at least two of those weight classes.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Mercury Crusader posted:

CMLL has multiple weight classes and they handle it fine. Dragon Lee is so good he's the champion of at least two of those weight classes.

Champ-champ-champ. He should bring all his belts with him and wear them like Ultimo Dragon.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Told ya

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

Gaz-L posted:

As a USP, I guess not, but the tag match thing completely kills it. If you're going to do it, commit to the whole thing. Hell, have more than 2 weight classes while you're at it. Lean into the boxing/MMA thing.

idk, it kind of makes the tag league its own thing. go even further that way and have 6 man titles contested under lucha rules. i have never watched IPW

Sir Jebus
Feb 9, 2010

The only hero left for man is weed.

https://twitter.com/WWEBrayWyatt/status/1129846009935347713

+1 to the list of awful names for wrestlers children

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Nice of them to name their kid after Big Sexy. e: And Waltman.

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

frankenfreak posted:

Nice of them to name their kid after Big Sexy. e: And Waltman.

He said on Twitter it was after Nikki Sixx, which is arguably worse

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

That’s an all time worst name

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

https://twitter.com/b3rt4/status/1129794665891475456?s=19

More from Jun Kasai and his children.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

I've never heard something so adorable and horrifying.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

If my kids wanted me to deathmatches with them, we’d gently caress some tables up. Hell yeah Kasai!

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Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Anyone do the Steiner math on the odds of this?

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxll87_gypU/

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