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None of the writers put a single second of thought into the dynamics of Westeros, a land of noble houses where you gotta suck another lord's cock by having kids and marrying off your son to his daughter, under a ruler who can't father children. What happens when Bran dies or if he gets murdered and has no actual lineage? The realm instantly explodes into chaos worse than Dany murdering everyone in King's Landing. gently caress this show.
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Pick posted:man i hate sex scenes. i'm with... orson welles or whatever, sex was never meant for the great art of film. it's too dopey. Sex is trash.
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May 20, 2019 04:10
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new adventures of Arya spinoff with the production values of xena
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Also I like how they built up Arya to get poo poo done in the ending with a literal white horse showing up to save her... so she does nothing and fucks off to become an explorer (????) out of absolutely nowhere???? gently caress this show.
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May 20, 2019 04:10
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Supreme Allah posted:I don't remember this plot line Pickle, are you thinking about something that happend in real life? it was the Chris Keller character
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May 20, 2019 04:11
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:None of the writers put a single second of thought into the dynamics of Westeros, a land of noble houses where you gotta suck another lord's cock by having kids and marrying off your son to his daughter, under a ruler who can't father children. What happens when Bran dies or if he gets murdered and has no actual lineage? The realm instantly explodes into chaos worse than Dany murdering everyone in King's Landing. gently caress this show. Think of all the medieval dynasties in which this happened irl... So basically they should have elected Pod as king to prevent this horrifying future.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:None of the writers put a single second of thought into the dynamics of Westeros, a land of noble houses where you gotta suck another lord's cock by having kids and marrying off your son to his daughter, under a ruler who can't father children. What happens when Bran dies or if he gets murdered and has no actual lineage? The realm instantly explodes into chaos worse than Dany murdering everyone in King's Landing. gently caress this show. They explained it in the episode. When a king dies they'll have a dumbass Ironborn kingsmoot because THAT never worked out terribly for anyone.
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May 20, 2019 04:12
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etalian posted:Also the cast wasn't told anything about the future major plot points. Spoiler culture is a cancer. Issy posted:Sex is trash. That's what make it good. 
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May 20, 2019 04:12
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A bisexual serial killer and psychopath who preys upon gay men in the outside world while hiding his sexual orientation through a series of marriages. Perhaps the most amoral figure in the entire milieu, he is a master of emotional manipulation and only seems to really enjoy himself when those who care about him are made to suffer, including Beecher and Sister Pete. After being recruited by Schillinger to seduce and destroy Beecher, he falls for Beecher and their relationship remains an integral part of the series. They alternate through periods of affection and animosity, such as when Keller takes the fall for having Schillinger's son murdered but also sets up Beecher for violating parole to get him returned to Oz. This act turns Beecher against Keller for good. In an attempt to regain his love, he switches a prop knife with a real one, allowing Beecher to kill Schillinger during a performance of the play Macbeth. Despite this, Beecher still rejects him and he commits suicide by throwing himself off the balcony in Em City, making it appear that Beecher pushed him. It is then revealed that he had a toxic substance mailed to Oz and released into the mail room, wiping out the remaining Aryans and requiring the whole prison to be evacuated. again this show was like... lmao, out of control bad. it was supernatural fanfiction bad.
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May 20, 2019 04:13
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:They explained it in the episode. but like the North isn't going to do that tho
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May 20, 2019 04:13
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:They explained it in the episode. Like I said, the writers put less than zero thought into the dynamics of Bran as king. There is no logic and it's a total copout.
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May 20, 2019 04:13
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Pick posted:it was the Chris Keller character He was a great character! He seduced anything, men, women, he had that one fat girlfriend that was his favorite Chris, Ryan O'Reilly, Vern, Sa'id, Adabisi's tiny hat, the show had some fun stuff
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May 20, 2019 04:14
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:None of the writers put a single second of thought into the dynamics of Westeros, a land of noble houses where you gotta suck another lord's cock by having kids and marrying off your son to his daughter, under a ruler who can't father children. What happens when Bran dies or if he gets murdered and has no actual lineage? The realm instantly explodes into chaos worse than Dany murdering everyone in King's Landing. gently caress this show. Bran can probably still have kids. I think anyway. Probably just needs a... hand with it!!! Who would want to marry him though, ugh.
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May 20, 2019 04:14
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i was half joking when i asked about edmure tully but thanks i guess
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May 20, 2019 04:15
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Like I said, the writers put less than zero thought into the dynamics of Bran as king. There is no logic and it's a total copout. If monarchy implies being the Three-Eyed Raven now, then it literally doesn't matter who sits on the throne because they'll need to have their personality rewritten. There, more thought than they ever put into that poo poo.
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May 20, 2019 04:15
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Kak posted:i was half joking when i asked about edmure tully but thanks i guess his scene was almost TOO funny
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May 20, 2019 04:16
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Kak posted:i was half joking when i asked about edmure tully but thanks i guess That idiot had some balls, He was also a weenie jerk in Rome (he played Brutus) Fine actor though, just plays weenies
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May 20, 2019 04:16
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OZ ruled, I watched that crazy poo poo all the way to the end.
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May 20, 2019 04:17
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hawowanlawow posted:his scene was almost TOO funny That was the only good part of the episode.
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May 20, 2019 04:17
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shoutout to the danish fella who was so excited to be playing the tv version of urine gayboy
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May 20, 2019 04:17
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Pick posted:it was the Chris Keller character Grant Morrison shout-out.
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May 20, 2019 04:18
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What's west of westeros? Maybe ask your brother who can just turn into a bird and look there. Or the college down south that is just like a thousand nerds hanging out discussing this poo poo. I'm assuming she just hired the ship also, like I don't remember Arya being trained as an explorer, all her talents involve killing dudes and manipulating people. But if you can just hire a ship then why didn't anyone else have the idea of going west?
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George H.W. oval office posted:Welp time to get excited for the next lovely series Westworld season 3! you mean detroit beyond human : the series?
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May 20, 2019 04:19
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I liked the finale a lot more than I thought I would. I think the overall story over the last couple seasons was great, but the production mess (IE everyone wanting to move on and/or get real paid) meant it was a massive rush to the end that threw out any nuance or character development that really hurt the show as a whole. I'm going to go back and watch the whole thing beginning to end again to at least watch those last dozen episodes with some character development leading up to it...
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May 20, 2019 04:22
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so how dumb was it?
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May 20, 2019 04:22
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i didnt hate it. it was dumb and bad and rushed but i was happy enough with it. dany is dead and westeros evolves a little on the political spectrum until the next death war. as bad as this was. i enjoyed this shitshow more that westworld season 2 but at least this was fun.
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May 20, 2019 04:23
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the books sound like poo poo too
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May 20, 2019 04:24
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I liked the finale but thought all the sexual tension/glances/overt comments between Sansa and John were a little excessive. I understand this isn’t a family show but when a brother and sister are effectively staring at each other while making the pointer finger going in and out of the hole gesture it’s a little much even for me.
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May 20, 2019 04:25
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underthecube posted:the books sound like poo poo too
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Lifespan posted:I liked the finale a lot more than I thought I would. I think the overall story over the last couple seasons was great, but the production mess (IE everyone wanting to move on and/or get real paid) meant it was a massive rush to the end that threw out any nuance or character development that really hurt the show as a whole. I'm going to go back and watch the whole thing beginning to end again to at least watch those last dozen episodes with some character development leading up to it... this, the show had a great run for what how good it was. yeah the last 2 seasons were bad but at least it had an ok ending as rushed and dumb as it was. how it twitter taking it?
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underthecube posted:the books sound like poo poo too
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Where the gently caress was Gendry? Isn't he a lord of one of the most powerful houses in Westeros? Why didn't he get a vote or a spot on the small council? Why wasn't Bronn at the vote? He's Lord of Highgarden. It seems like he should have been there. Nope, instead let's have a character no one has mentioned in a few seasons and a Dorne Prince who doesn't have speaking lines. Not to mention Sir Davos, Brienne, and whoever the gently caress the other guys were. At least Jon got to FINALLY pet his dog. Now if only he knew what he's supposed to be doing as Lord Commander of the Night's Watch.
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May 20, 2019 04:27
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To be fair the pale horse being applied to the inventor of colonialism is fitting imagery.
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dudeness posted:What's west of westeros? I am pretty sure it's a reference to that Targ girl who went sailing off into the west if I remember right found three dragon eggs that were heavily implied to be the three eggs that Danny wound up getting.
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May 20, 2019 04:28
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It was a decent enough ending for the show on its own but man does it suck as a season finale for a poo poo fest like S8 has been.
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May 20, 2019 04:29
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Jose posted:so how dumb was it? It was pretty terrible. The whole thing seemed to go in slow motion, but that's just because it was mostly characters walking around looking at the camera or rehashing whispered plot points. I almost fell asleep watching it. All filler, no surprises, no humor, nothing. Oh, and I forget when, but I would occasionally argue with some people that Samwell Tarly was GRRM's self-insert. A lot of people disagreed, so I'd love them to explain the part where he plops down the book "A Song of Ice and Fire".
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phasmid posted:Oh, and I forget when, but I would occasionally argue with some people that Samwell Tarly was GRRM's self-insert. A lot of people disagreed, Produce the epic arguments of all the legions you fought off that denied that Sam was the GRRM insert that GRRM several times has said was himself.
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May 20, 2019 04:31
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I laughed when Jon shivved Dany after her manic messiah-complex speech I actually thought that was well done. Clarke sold the "I'm so goddamn crazy" angle pretty well, like Dany wasn't even a real person anymore
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May 20, 2019 04:31
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So sansa is scotland and arya hosed off to america?
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Lol one of my friends is defending the ep with "Here's a thought: it's not our story to tell. GRRM shared his major plot points ahead of time with the show runners, so this is what he wanted. What did you want to happen? I'm sure George will change the book ending for you.  " jfc
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