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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Clearly the milkshake thrown at Farange wasn't prescribed by a doctor.

You gotta drink those. Doctors orders.

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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

sinnesloeschen posted:

motherfuck

someone in this waiting room is playing the first two bars of John Lennon's imagine on loving repeat

for the last fifteen minutes

lmao

are you in silicon valley

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
there's a man in Alabama killing cops rn

https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1130442763277930496

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
So last week I was talking to my friend about how there's a graphic novel about America building giant robots and attacking Canada and the cover for the first book is an American robot towering over a shattered parliament.

We said "man if they wanted to make that a true to life story, the whole first book should be the Canadians having a zoning meeting with representatives from six different committees on accessibility, location, and cost as to where to build the new parliament."

And uh... apparently I was writing how they ended Game of Thrones?

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
John Lennon loving sucked

the beatles loving sucked

yoko Ono was the only cool thing to co.e out of that whole bullshit

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Hot Karl Marx posted:

199,000
December 2018

Ya lost me. 70,000 seems really low, so is there some sort of wording I'm missing or did CNBC just gently caress up?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





alabama making headlines lately

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
On one hand I can throw a shake shack concrete... On the other hand, I can throw an actual concrete :thunk:

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

TMMadman posted:

Clearly the milkshake thrown at Farange wasn't prescribed by a doctor.

You gotta drink those. Doctors orders.

actually it's a suppository sir

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

sinnesloeschen posted:

John Lennon loving sucked

the beatles loving sucked

yoko Ono was the only cool thing to co.e out of that whole bullshit

george harrison gently weeps

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

they just found him

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




cnbc stands for cock and balls channel

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

pathetic little tramp posted:

Ya lost me. 70,000 seems really low, so is there some sort of wording I'm missing or did CNBC just gently caress up?

they employ 200 000 people world wide

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Squizzle posted:

cnbc stands for cock and balls channel

hmm

checks out

promote this person

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




its why they never have scalise on as a guest

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

pathetic little tramp posted:

Ya lost me. 70,000 seems really low, so is there some sort of wording I'm missing or did CNBC just gently caress up?

70,000 white collar jobs, they're cutting 10% of that.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

pathetic little tramp posted:

Ford Motor said Monday that it is laying off about 7,000 workers, about 10% of its global workforce, as part of a restructuring plan designed to save the No. 2 automaker $600 million annually.

Jesus Christ, only 70,000 people work for Ford in the entire world.

That is like half the amount of people who worked for them in Detroit in 1957.

Man, capitalism sure is sustainable.

lol imagine if all the wealth created by automation over the past 50 years was distributed to the workers it displaced instead of being captured entirely by greed golems in suits costing more than the cars they sell

imagine what we could have created without the countless brilliant minds being wasted on lives of drudgery because instead of sharing in that wealth they were given an ultimatum of "work or die."

instead our scientists are governed by grant suitability, our art is cheapened by a need to sell for profit, writers focus on making the next horny paperback, and our musicians are steered towards label-owned covers than writing and owning their own work.

capital is a mess

capital is a waste

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




because a home inspector shot his dick balls and rear end in a top hat off at a baseball practice

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




true story

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
your crazy crazy fact for today:

America elected Donald J Trump as perdisntrer

don't believe me? you might be pleasantly surprised

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Squizzle posted:

cnbc stands for cock and balls channel

Don't mind me, I'm just heading over to the rear end to mouth machine!

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Squizzle posted:

cnbc stands for cock and balls channel

:eyepop:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




every time you breathe in, statistically you inhale 0.008% of scalises anus as a mist

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




moreso if the prevailing winds in yr area have crossed over dc

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

sinnesloeschen posted:

John Lennon loving sucked

the beatles loving sucked

yoko Ono was the only cool thing to co.e out of that whole bullshit

Whatever gets u thru the nite~

:viconia:

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 356 days!

sinnesloeschen posted:

John Lennon loving sucked

the beatles loving sucked

yoko Ono was the only cool thing to co.e out of that whole bullshit

They didn't even have a turntablist in the band, I mean come on

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

sinnesloeschen posted:

John Lennon loving sucked

the beatles loving sucked

yoko Ono was the only cool thing to co.e out of that whole bullshit

:yeah:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

pathetic little tramp posted:

Ford Motor said Monday that it is laying off about 7,000 workers, about 10% of its global workforce, as part of a restructuring plan designed to save the No. 2 automaker $600 million annually.

Jesus Christ, only 70,000 people work for Ford in the entire world.

That is like half the amount of people who worked for them in Detroit in 1957.

Man, capitalism sure is sustainable.

dang, looks like 7,000 potential coders joining the workforce - obummer, presumably

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

sinnesloeschen posted:

yoko Ono was the only cool thing to co.e out of that whole bullshit

let's not get hasty here, yoko was even worse

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice
I can’t stop laughing at how fake and not real the New York Times is,
it’s so funny to me , and doesn’t bother me at all. how wrong they are about the details of my financial crimes and... THREAD 1/69

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/NWSNorman/status/1130466285249339394

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Truga posted:

let's not get hasty here, yoko was even worse

single plums floating in hats of perfume are extremely my jam

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
the beatles loving suck, I say to myself extremely quietly in my cube because I know it isn’t true

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
fuckin hell i've been waiting to subscribe for over a month, and they finally updated to say you could come back may 20th and now it's may 20th and jesus christ who's runnin the show over there, a trump?

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1130474030119759872?s=20

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



2DCAT posted:

On one hand I can throw a shake shack concrete... On the other hand, I can throw an actual concrete :thunk:

much to consider

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

lorn Wayne posted:

single plums floating in hats of perfume are extremely my jam

did that really happen or was that just a simpsons joke?

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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

2DCAT posted:

On one hand I can throw a shake shack concrete... On the other hand, I can throw an actual concrete :thunk:

concrete trucks with milkshakes in the spinning back, rolling around the country following the fash

donate to this Kickstarter all

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