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Stannis the Mannis/Roose Bolton 2020
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Speaking of The Boltons, why did the Starks and rest of the north tolerate a house that flayed people alive?
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Kak posted:Speaking of The Boltons, why did the Starks and rest of the north tolerate a house that flayed people alive? aside from that they were pretty cool
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Roose would always hook you up if you wanted to get your leech on
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the boltons gave up flaying like a thousand years ago when they submitted to the starks, but I think maybe they still did it sometimes secretly
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Lil Peeler posted:Take a drink every time a character or plot Arc in this story goes nowhere do not try to play this game watching season 1 or you'll be dead in an hour
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Fitzy Fitz posted:the boltons gave up flaying like a thousand years ago when they submitted to the starks, but I think maybe they still did it sometimes secretly Yes and they we're the second strongest northern house. They also had a really good if terrifying ruler in Roose. Well, in regards to stability and productivity.
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Kak posted:Speaking of The Boltons, why did the Starks and rest of the north tolerate a house that flayed people alive? The Boltons historically hid their activities. Not sure if that happened in the dogshit tv show, but before TWotFK the Boltons were not so overtly terrible. Just secretly terrible.
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I give my wife the same look Roose gave Cat when i slip into bed with no pants
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Kak posted:Speaking of The Boltons, why did the Starks and rest of the north tolerate a house that flayed people alive? They stopped doing it (where people could see them) and the other northern houses didn't really use to be any better back in the day. The Starks were some ruthless shits which is how they got to be kings, and people in the north in general liked draping their hearttrees with human intestines. Hard to judge a guy for peeling a few skins when you're cleaning guts of your hands.
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The north does not want to submit to a king... even if the king is their own guy, what?!?
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https://www.ign.com/articles/2019/0...All+Articles%29quote:In an interview with EW, Hempstead Wright talks about the "oh s**t" moment he had after reading Bran's ending. "When I got to the [Dragonpit scene] in the last episode and they’re like, 'What about Bran?' I had to get up and pace around the room," he told EW. "I genuinely thought it was a joke script and that [showrunners David Benioff and Dan Weiss] sent to everyone a script with their own character ends up on the Iron Throne. 'Yeah, good one guys. Oh s**t, it’s actually real?'" You and me both, Isaac.
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I thought Jon Snows open mouth stupid face was bad but then it was usurped by Bran's ultimate blank, low eyelids, autism face.
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What happens once Daario hears in Meereen that Dany got killed? Does he invade Westeros with his forces? Does Tyrion have a contingency plan for that? Do the writers care at all? This show is total garbage.
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Shhhh shhh. It’s over now. The show can’t hurt you anymore.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:What happens once Daario hears in Meereen that Dany got killed? Does he invade Westeros with his forces? Does Tyrion have a contingency plan for that? Do the writers care at all? This show is total garbage. who cares
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this show sucks
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:What happens once Daario hears in Meereen that Dany got killed? Does he invade Westeros with his forces? Does Tyrion have a contingency plan for that? Do the writers care at all? This show is total garbage. he has like 500 dudes i think, and also he's probably pillaged meeren and hosed of to open a tab at a bravosi brothel or something by now
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sucked
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whos dario
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Crimpolioni posted:he has like 500 dudes i think, and also he's probably pillaged meeren and hosed of to open a tab at a bravosi brothel or something by now Probably true. What a lovely show.
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Showdown in Winterfell II The Roose is Loose
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Glenn Quebec posted:Bran's ultimate blank, low eyelids, autism face. I'd like to imagine he's just taking lots of Milk of the Poppy for his painful spine injury.
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Cowpocalypse posted:bran's first order of business is to
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Just finished Rome, and even though their second season goes at an insane pace (someone makes the trip to and from Egypt in like 25 minutes) it has a way more satisfyingg ending. I guess they're working with historical stories, but even the fictional bits were resolved pretty well.
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Shout out to Sansa for calling out Bran's broken dick
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:What happens once Daario hears in Meereen that Dany got killed? Does he invade Westeros with his forces? Does Tyrion have a contingency plan for that? Do the writers care at all? This show is total garbage. The Second Sons were like 2500 strong. They probably got killed by the slavers the next day.
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ilmucche posted:Just finished Rome, and even though their second season goes at an insane pace (someone makes the trip to and from Egypt in like 25 minutes) it has a way more satisfyingg ending. I guess they're working with historical stories, but even the fictional bits were resolved pretty well. yeah like for instance in real life I think the time between antony staying in egypt and the battle of actium was like years if not a full decade but on the show it's like between episodes or poo poo maybe even between scenes
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but seriously why was the snow so inconsistent in king's landing
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looking forward to the grrm blog post saying that the next book is delayed because he left the floppy disk he was saving it on too close to the stove when he was making kraft mac n cheese for dinner
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Arya: Lost in New York
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Fitzy Fitz posted:but seriously why was the snow so inconsistent in king's landing I thought it was supposed to be ash at first, like fallout from the battle. I guess it was just lazy writing instead?
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Chomp8645 posted:I thought it was supposed to be ash at first, like fallout from the battle. Yeah, it was supposed to be ashes I think. But like, it was obviously snow. Also the little fires in the beginning were all CGI, lol.
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Glenn Quebec posted:Shout out to Sansa for calling out Bran's broken dick Do they not know how to massage the prostate in Westeros? Or does three-eyed-raven-magicks render him sterile? I feel like GRRM would have a fully developed backstory for this kind of thing.
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been thinking more about why I hate what they did to the show so much and I think it's just like when the appeal of the show is its interesting and relatively consistent cast of characters and world building, it's REALLY BAD if you just poo poo all over the characters with terrible arcs that make no sense to their character and like completely forget important aspects of your world building like all the poo poo listed in the thread so far
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Zero VGS posted:Do they not know how to massage the prostate in Westeros? Or does three-eyed-raven-magicks render him sterile? I feel like GRRM would have a fully developed backstory for this kind of thing. this would be the one small council meeting in which bronn would come in handy
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Well Bronn is the master of the reach
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I loved the episode for all the wrong reasons. A big "gently caress you" to holier-than-thou-i-know-best-you--are-either-with-me-or-against-me mindset so pervasive nowadays. And an even bigger "gently caress you" to Danny fans than the previous episode. Gotta drink them tears. All managing to stay true to the "monarchy sucks" message. Loved it. Season 8 was still rushed garbage though. Broken Bio Qlock fucked around with this message at 22:52 on May 20, 2019 |
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Broken Bio Qlock posted:All managing to keep stay true to the "monarchy sucks" message. It was more "monarchy sucks, but it's all we've got".
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 22:08 |
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Fitzy Fitz posted:but seriously why was the snow so inconsistent in king's landing the only thing they were consistent on is how inconsistent everything was
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