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haldolium posted:no nudity God willing.
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Hwurmp posted:why does the titty ninja want to gently caress the entire staff of Sony Corporation, as well as the entire population of the state of California Sony has main HQ in Cali that's asking all games on Sony systems, regardless of where they're being made and released, to tone down on the insane gross pedophile stuff, and The Gamers are having a fit over it. The head of the Titty Ninja studio said he's gonna stop making games because of it and then he immediately accepted a job offer at Cygames, who make like 8 different phone gacha games, each with millions in revenue, so it's probably not the lack of titty ninjas that motivated the career change
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ultrafilter posted:God willing. I don't want to hear his Bitch Lasagna, I certainly don't want to see them either.
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Lyrai posted:Sony has main HQ in Cali that's asking all games on Sony systems, regardless of where they're being made and released, to tone down on the insane gross pedophile stuff, and The Gamers are having a fit over it. Welllll lets not forget that Cygames are big purveyors of the titty drawings, so much so that in the Artifact thread people talked about hearing great things about Shadowverse but couldn't bear to play it. I don't know if this is the same guy, but the lead artist of the Senran Kagura series is also deep into the industry of tiddy drawings, not just lewd ninjas but he's also fully illustrated a straight-up hentai game, which is also on Steam! https://store.steampowered.com/app/955560/Evenicle/ He did a sequel which was just released in Japan in December, so this isn't a "yeah but this was a long time ago" thing, he's still living that life. So, backlash from this studio in particular kind of makes sense.
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Hector Delgado posted:Nope, my dad works with a real ninja and he said that's just a myth. My dad says that if you trade ninjas for one with the katana you can skip the shogun getting assassinated after you get the blade, allowing you to re enter the castle later and use sumo on an oxcart to add the first emperor to your roster.
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FoolyCharged posted:My dad says that if you trade ninjas for one with the katana you can skip the shogun getting assassinated after you get the blade, allowing you to re enter the castle later and use sumo on an oxcart to add the first emperor to your roster.
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FoolyCharged posted:My dad says that if you trade ninjas for one with the katana you can skip the shogun getting assassinated after you get the blade, allowing you to re enter the castle later and use sumo on an oxcart to add the first emperor to your roster. I tried that and just got some kind of useless cat-thing.
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The Lone Badger posted:I tried that and just got some kind of useless cat-thing. uh yeah do you not know what the first emperor is
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RazzleDazzleHour posted:Welllll lets not forget that Cygames are big purveyors of the titty drawings, so much so that in the Artifact thread people talked about hearing great things about Shadowverse but couldn't bear to play it. I don't know if this is the same guy, but the lead artist of the Senran Kagura series is also deep into the industry of tiddy drawings, not just lewd ninjas but he's also fully illustrated a straight-up hentai game, which is also on Steam! he wants to make titty games, they told him to stop it, he left for another company where he can make titty games i only wish i could live such a simple and true to myself life
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May 20, 2019 03:43
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A resume entirely made up of titty drawings
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RazzleDazzleHour posted:GOTTA respect the hustle I would if his gallery wasn't made up of a lot of minors. FoolyCharged posted:My dad says that if you trade ninjas for one with the katana you can skip the shogun getting assassinated after you get the blade, allowing you to re enter the castle later and use sumo on an oxcart to add the first emperor to your roster. No no no you have it all wrong. The idea is that you want to avoid every fight up until you reach the target, making sure to loot all of the treasure chests along the way. You'll be able to get a reward for getting there without killing anyone and you can also release Goemon from getting killed so that he'll refill all of the treasure chests, and then you can go pick up your puppet doppelganger (though be careful when fighting the giant fish because if you spend too long in water he will break since he is clay, and he'll break for lots of other reasons too) and you should probably grind levels off of the infinitely spawning ghosts since they don't count towards your kill list because they're already dead.
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FirstAidKite posted:No no no you have it all wrong. The idea is that you want to avoid every fight up until you reach the target, making sure to loot all of the treasure chests along the way. You'll be able to get a reward for getting there without killing anyone and you can also release Goemon from getting killed so that he'll refill all of the treasure chests, and then you can go pick up your puppet doppelganger (though be careful when fighting the giant fish because if you spend too long in water he will break since he is clay, and he'll break for lots of other reasons too) and you should probably grind levels off of the infinitely spawning ghosts since they don't count towards your kill list because they're already dead. Honestly they're just making their HP go down so you feel good about yourself.
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FirstAidKite posted:I would if his gallery wasn't made up of a lot of minors. But if you do that, you can't raise the giant robot. You have to check the elephant, the xylophone, sit on the toilet, and touch numerous other objects in a very specific order, instead. Honestly though if someone wants to make titty games, I think that's their right, as long as they're being honest about it and true to themselves. Takaki-san is a pretty amazing guy in his own way. He knows what he wants. Not personally a fan of Senran Kagura, though...
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FirstAidKite posted:No no no you have it all wrong. The idea is that you want to avoid every fight up until you reach the target, making sure to loot all of the treasure chests along the way. You'll be able to get a reward for getting there without killing anyone and you can also release Goemon from getting killed so that he'll refill all of the treasure chests, and then you can go pick up your puppet doppelganger (though be careful when fighting the giant fish because if you spend too long in water he will break since he is clay, and he'll break for lots of other reasons too) and you should probably grind levels off of the infinitely spawning ghosts since they don't count towards your kill list because they're already dead. how big are their tits though
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You guys are idiots, Mew isn't even in the game. I checked a ROM dump and there isn't anything.
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Senran Kagura is funny because long time fans have been upset that the series is going to hard on perv poo poo
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Presented without comment, but with scorn. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1063770/Pew_Dew_Redemption/
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https://kingsquest.fandom.com/wiki/King%27s_Quest_2_%C2%BC:_Breast_Intentions "This game's storyline takes several liberties from the official continuity, and differs from the universe of the original games and spin off material"
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haldolium posted:no nudity and still very bad: Did they steal room assets from Mirror's Edge? Is that a key-sword thingie lifted from that game with Goofy in it?
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May 20, 2019 21:12
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So this acid trip is out. I still don't know if it belongs in this thread. https://store.steampowered.com/app/991600/Rabbit_Burn/
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:So this acid trip is out. I still don't know if it belongs in this thread. Like, I'm still tempted to buy it but not for more than like $5. I still can't for the life of me loving figure out how you even play it, even after watching the trailer and looking through a ton of Community Hub pictures.
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Saralene posted:But if you do that, you can't raise the giant robot. You have to check the elephant, the xylophone, sit on the toilet, and touch numerous other objects in a very specific order, instead. Nonono you have it all wrong, you can still do that, you just have to make sure that you unequip all the parts from the revived liquified remains of your pet turtle first and equip them onto yourself so that you can have them going into the last act of the game. The real nuisance here is making sure to backtrack before fighting the t-rex so that you can check the rock with the face on it and then continue to check the face rock 100 times so that you can open up the cave to the black monolith where you can raise up your bone and be gifted with the knowledge and base of human intelligence: the rock
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FirstAidKite posted:No no no you have it all wrong. The idea is that you want to avoid every fight up until you reach the target, making sure to loot all of the treasure chests along the way. You'll be able to get a reward for getting there without killing anyone and you can also release Goemon from getting killed so that he'll refill all of the treasure chests, and then you can go pick up your puppet doppelganger (though be careful when fighting the giant fish because if you spend too long in water he will break since he is clay, and he'll break for lots of other reasons too) and you should probably grind levels off of the infinitely spawning ghosts since they don't count towards your kill list because they're already dead. FirstAidKite posted:Nonono you have it all wrong, you can still do that, you just have to make sure that you unequip all the parts from the revived liquified remains of your pet turtle first and equip them onto yourself so that you can have them going into the last act of the game. The real nuisance here is making sure to backtrack before fighting the t-rex so that you can check the rock with the face on it and then continue to check the face rock 100 times so that you can open up the cave to the black monolith where you can raise up your bone and be gifted with the knowledge and base of human intelligence: the rock More people need to experience Live A Live.
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I figured out how to sequence break Pokemon Yellow as a kid so that I was able to get to the SS Anne with Surf and Strength and even though Mew wasn't there I felt like the smartest ten year old of all time
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McSpanky posted:Finally, the sexy zombie invasion RPG/sim I've been waiting for! Tina Belcher? Is that you?
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King Vidiot posted:Like, I'm still tempted to buy it but not for more than like $5. I still can't for the life of me loving figure out how you even play it, even after watching the trailer and looking through a ton of Community Hub pictures. EDIT: I did not get any useful info about what the gameplay is like, though. 
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Found some with a quick Google search. No idea how long this will last on YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbmo_WzlhWk
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Zereth posted:The forum has people complaining about mosiacs so, uh, be careful about that "Ironic porn purchase" thing. Hey, it's not truly Japanese Porn unless the rabbit muscle dick is censored with a mosaic filter. e: from watching that video, as far as I can tell the "goal" (?) of the game is to kill all the other male bunnies and gently caress all of the bunny girls, and you do that by hitting the billiard balls around? Your bunny very loosely follows the cue ball around, and the balls themselves adhere to no known laws of physics. So there's no skill or technique involved whatsoever, you hit a ball and then watch poo poo explode and get hosed. King Vidiot fucked around with this message at 13:27 on May 21, 2019 |
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King Vidiot posted:So there's no skill or technique involved whatsoever, you hit a ball and then watch poo poo explode and get hosed. That's life
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King Vidiot posted:So there's no skill or technique involved whatsoever, you hit a ball and then watch poo poo explode and get hosed. Sold.
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King Vidiot posted:Hey, it's not truly Japanese Porn unless the rabbit muscle dick is censored with a mosaic filter. R...racist? I've never heard the term before and I'm scared to google it.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:R...racist? What, mosaic?
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It means pixilation to comply with Japanese censorship laws
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It's the same sort of censorship they use in the Sims so you don't see your Sims doing their dark toilet business
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:So this acid trip is out. I still don't know if it belongs in this thread. Once again, this was in my Steam discovery queue today. The ~ALGORITHM~ succeeds once again. Thanks Valve!
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I think my brain shut down to protect me there. Thanks brain!
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