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prefect posted:I wonder if it's possible to get his nose un-collapsed. That seems like something you'd want to do. I wonder what happens if he covers his nostrils and blows. Also I wonder how being a heroin addict complicates the anesthetic parts of surgery.
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That's not what I would expect someone currently on drugs to look like. I wonder if he got popped for weed or booze? Could also be something as simple as missing to check in with his PO or show up on time for community service.
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May 21, 2019 20:31
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His poor mother and sister.
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May 21, 2019 20:43
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You could get that fixed, but it would likely be a prosthetic like Michael Jackson. It would look better than that, but something tells me he either views it as a battle scar or wants to make sure he is 100% clean before getting work done that he could ruin.
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It’s also possible he doesn’t have 50k to spend on cosmetic surgery right now. Residuals from previous work is all he is living on at this point is seems.
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I mean Michael Jackson couldn't fix his nose and he had all the money in the world. Artie might need a fake nose at this point. Otherwise, he actually looks a bit slimmer and less "haggardly".
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He’s driving a Range Rover
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My favorite random Artie joke is when they introduced that British voiceover guy Sir Hard and Thick and without missing a beat Artie asked if he was related to Alan Thicke AxeManiac posted:I mean Michael Jackson couldn't fix his nose and he had all the money in the world. Artie might need a fake nose at this point. Otherwise, he actually looks a bit slimmer and less "haggardly". Arite is going to have to start wearing these 24/7
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He looks like Superman's sparring partner. I wonder if he's forced to breathe through his mouth 100% of the time now.
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May 22, 2019 06:49
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Benjy was late again. Apparently this could be his last show now.
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May 22, 2019 13:18
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He’s been trying to get fired for years
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prefect posted:I wonder if it's possible to get his nose un-collapsed. That seems like something you'd want to do. We need to get this answered once and for all. Does anyone know a plastic surgeon or doctor? I've seen this asked a million times and never been satisfied with the answer.
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May 22, 2019 13:35
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What is the point tho it’s not like he’s going to stop snorting everything
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euphronius posted:What is the point tho it’s not like he’s going to stop snorting everything Maybe he could get a cybernetic nose that gives him super-snorting powers.
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May 22, 2019 13:48
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So is he in jail? I can't imagine him getting bail unless he's mortgaged his mom's house or something.
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Bonzo posted:So is he in jail? I can't imagine him getting bail unless he's mortgaged his mom's house or something. Usually bail for a non violent probation offense is very small....even its was a large amount, then typically 10% is all thats needed....or he gets a bail bondsman
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MrMidnight posted:Benjy was late again. Apparently this could be his last show now. It's all an illusion to hide the real reason he's being fired: Benjy was the mole that leaked that audio of the internal staff meeting where Howard was telling the staff to create fake Twitter accounts. https://twitter.com/stutteringjohnm/status/1130948440479768576?s=21 Sand Monster fucked around with this message at 14:35 on May 22, 2019 |
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Sand Monster posted:It's all an illusion to hide the real reason he's being fired: Benjy was the mole that leaked that audio of the internal staff meeting where Howard was telling the staff to create fake Twitter accounts. Lol wtf. Hey Lady Gaga! Go on HS show!
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Sand Monster posted:It's all an illusion to hide the real reason he's being fired: Benjy was the mole that leaked that audio of the internal staff meeting where Howard was telling the staff to create fake Twitter accounts. Oh Howard. Getting staff to create fake accounts is so 2002. Just buy the accounts/likes off of eBay like everyone else.
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Really would not be hard to figure out who leaked that
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Sand Monster posted:It's all an illusion to hide the real reason he's being fired: Benjy was the mole that leaked that audio of the internal staff meeting where Howard was telling the staff to create fake Twitter accounts. The most shocking part of this is that Howard puts this much work into booking guests at all.
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May 22, 2019 14:57
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here's an idea howard: do a podcast aka something someone might actually listen to!
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Sand Monster posted:It's all an illusion to hide the real reason he's being fired: Benjy was the mole that leaked that audio of the internal staff meeting where Howard was telling the staff to create fake Twitter accounts. Wow. That's really lovely and sad. 
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I'd be terrified at the idea I've got to sit in a room with a guy making meetings and talking about core teams making stuff up. Scratch that, it's terrifying.
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Im usually a Gary defender...but if he is a true "producer" then he will figure out how to book guests...the issue is that they never had to be proactive about it, and now they do and have no clue how to do it.
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Sand Monster posted:It's all an illusion to hide the real reason he's being fired: Benjy was the mole that leaked that audio of the internal staff meeting where Howard was telling the staff to create fake Twitter accounts. This seems like the plot of an episode of Nathan for you.
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No way that's not fake. That looks like a lecture hall, not a conference room. S/XM can't get anything that nice.
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I totally believe it is real and it's unfortunate, but I can't claim I really care... What I did learn is that John has a podcast, but if you look at the episode descriptions every single one is him and some other no-names complaining about the Stern show and staff. I tried to listen to the newest episode and it is super sad. His stutter is totally back and he is just lashing out at people (but not in a funny way) and blames Howard for his lack of success during and after Leno.
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That leaked audio doesn't seem like a big deal to me? A goddamn car wash business would make fake Twitter accounts. I would have been surprised if the show wasn't doing it. In fact it's pretty hilarious he didn't think of this until 2019. The only bad part is he seems like a bit of a dick as a boss. Oh and and the fact that someone in his crew is recording and leaking his meetings.
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You are surprised Howard is a bit of a dick
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Hoobastank4ever97 posted:That leaked audio doesn't seem like a big deal to me? A goddamn car wash business would make fake Twitter accounts. I would have been surprised if the show wasn't doing it. In fact it's pretty hilarious he didn't think of this until 2019. Wouldn’t this be from pre 2013 or whenever it was that Lady Gaga first appeared?
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Oh I figured he was just using Gaga as an example as she's as A List as you can get
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Its looking like my Artie death predictions of second quarter 2019 might not come true...
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The Stuttering John podcast also correctly pointed out that, if you want to read all the non-interview content of the latest book, you can go to Amazon, select the Kindle edition, and "Look Inside." Prepare to be underwhelmed!
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I remember when Howard used to poo poo on guys like Gange and Benjy for using Facebook, then a couple of years later he is ordering his staff to make fake Twitter accounts to beg celebrities to come onto the show. If Benjy was behind the leak, then he will have redeemed himself for every unfunny bit he ever did. Benjy Bronk...WE SPEAK YOUR NAME!
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Holy poo poo, Artie DOES look like a Dick Tracy villain. IF he's not relapsed or whatever, wtf else does he have to do EXCEPT report to his PO? He's not racking up gigs and doesn't seem to busy. God drat, dude, just show up. No loving way he's clean right now or ever will be. I'm an addict myself and I know dedication when I see it.
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Go back and find a clip of Howard yelling at Sal for missing this meeting. Sal was late because he was calling the McDonald’s in Iraq for an awful prank call 2012 or 2013.
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Some of today's Dana Carvey interview is verbatim the same conversation they had the last time and Howard apparently doesn't recall. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDCbBLF1XH8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MutuEJh0snE
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Former Human posted:Some of today's Dana Carvey interview is verbatim the same conversation they had the last time and Howard apparently doesn't recall. This is no surprise. Howard's interviews are boilerplate at this point. I haven't listened to either interview, but knowing that Carvey was on "SNL", I'm sure I could type up a list of conversation topics and I'd probably hit on ~80%.
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