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heard u like girls
Mar 25, 2013

punchymcpunch posted:

biden claims that back in the day he worked at a local pool and there was a gang called The Romans and their leader was named Corn Pop and he basically called corn pop a girls name to insult him so corn pop challenged him to a fight so biden wrapped a fuckin motorcycle chain around his arm and told corn pop that if he tried to cut him he'd getd choked out and killed by this chain and corn pop said youre ok joe and then the romans were joes friends from then on

according to biden

lmao

Joe Biden went to the same school as Ben Garrison from the sound of it

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
We're gonna slip it to 'em short and sweet
On 52nd Street

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

sullat posted:

It's probably a Neil Kinnock story about how he choked out a Englishman or something.

lmfao

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
A billion dollars a mile for some lovely steel bars in the dirt sounds like one hell of a grift, though I may be underestimating the length of a mile.

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Corn Pop = Porn Cop :tinfoil:

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1131197768310116354?s=20
Why isn't maxine speaker

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/1131199161070755841

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

LAW & ORDER

heard u like girls
Mar 25, 2013


:hmmyes:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

"rare pushback" lmao

thats when you know

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Asproigerosis posted:

A billion dollars a mile for some lovely steel bars in the dirt sounds like one hell of a grift, though I may be underestimating the length of a mile.

It's a grift. Every building project in this country is groaning under the weight of massive corruption to the point where we can't do anything.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


dem leadership literally the guy with leprosy from Braveheart

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
I could impeach for hours.

heard u like girls
Mar 25, 2013

joe biden in a tunnel snakes jacket

Corbolan
May 18, 2019

by FactsAreUseless

But enough about his hair

:rimshot:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Impeachment proceedings will only strengthen Iran.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
PELOSI SAVE US FROM THE DEM HORDES DECLAS THE IMPOEACH

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Really enjoying infrastructure week so far

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

cautious approach to truml and the Russian gop is certainly working so far

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Lawman 0 posted:

I guarantee they won't actually give him what he wants

Ok

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Remember when moon force commander impeached a president for lying about a blowie 20 years ago? Decorum has come so far, really brings a tear to your eye.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





call it peaches,

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
guys, if they impeach now then they won’t have anything to do during trumps second term. it’s best to wait till then at this point

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008


a h h y e a h

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Infractustructure

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1131200571535437826?s=20
:suicide:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
I'm gay

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


lmao rip

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die
pelosi and crew were planning to coast along comfortably under an endless string of clinton-types and bush-types. they were not prepared to do actual work and have no real interest in doing so

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Tainen posted:

guys, if they impeach now then they won’t have anything to do during trumps second term. it’s best to wait till then at this point

Can't do that because the longer they wait the more it looks like they're just using it as a political tool. If it's the right decision, which it is, they have a duty to do it right loving now.

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

House is more likely to vote to remove AOC Tlaib or Omar than impeach Ttrruummpp hehe

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

banking on the courts is so stupid

they need to dismantle the courts

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






I'm the visual choice of using solid bars, implying a bar graph

I'm also the decision to use red for approve and baby blue for disapprove

further, I'm the thin numbers that give these colored, equal size bars the most visual weight

i'm arguing for "bad graph" not "conspiracy made bad graph"

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
under the dome is mesmerising in its stupidity i cant look away

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Asproigerosis posted:

A billion dollars a mile for some lovely steel bars in the dirt sounds like one hell of a grift, though I may be underestimating the length of a mile.


One of the biggest steel roller coasters is like 6.5k feet, that's like 1.2 miles. It cost 25mill

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Polo-Rican posted:

pelosi and crew were planning to coast along comfortably under an endless string of clinton-types and bush-types. they were not prepared to do actual work and have no real interest in doing so

all democrats in office over the age of 50 are centrist pieces of poo poo that are beholden to a forgotten age soaked in decorum and bi-partisan companionship and still operate under the premise that republicans aren't literally evil.

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An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Gonna chuck discs

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