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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
There's so loving many of these
https://twitter.com/elwasson/status/1131286284121640960?s=19

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

neutral milf hotel posted:

oh poo poo is this when things go off the wall? (I'm slowly catching up )

Yeah pretty much?

Pelosi said he was acting really weird, came in and cried about how she said he was doing a cover up and then ran out to the Rose Garden to cry some more about being accused of a cover-up.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

smarxist posted:

i'm sure the glacial placidity of the democrats staid leadership will energize the youth turnout they need as various millennials struggle for their material lives and radicalize beyond elections in how they'll secure their future

kind of glad of it because it only justifies our indignation

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





smarxist posted:

i'm sure the glacial placidity

bad, antonymous metaphor

woop woop I'm the metaphor police

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
crush my balls at 169 gigapascals. piss on me

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Reality Winter posted:

they actually put 18 angry democrats on a sign lmao

it's funny because they should have put them in jail instead

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

how can they put anything under a million and a half atmospheres when we only have one?? transport 1.5 million other plaents here?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

neutral milf hotel posted:

oh poo poo is this when things go off the wall? (I'm slowly catching up )

the president is basically getting no cover from the courts he helped shape.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBDMB902VBo

Who wants a Boltonstache ride

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





crazy cloud posted:

crush my balls at 169 gigapascals. piss on me

hell yeah bb

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

crazy cloud posted:

crush my balls at 169 gigapascals. piss on me

diamond anvil ball torture videos

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





yeah thats right im a californian. im from GIGA PISS CAL

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
all the libs were going full America First this morning saying china would surely buckle any minute now :hmbol:

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


crazy cloud posted:

crush my balls at 169 gigapascals. piss on me

text me

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Admiral Ray posted:

how can they put anything under a million and a half atmospheres when we only have one?? transport 1.5 million other plaents here?

your mom works there, right?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1131260955625742343

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

quash is a good verb

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


Lmao

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


neutral milf hotel posted:

oh poo poo is this when things go off the wall? (I'm slowly catching up )

no that was wh correspondants dinner 2011

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


...and?

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

Kilmers Elbow posted:

last thing you see before trumpakke



settle down beavis!

Wrenever
Jul 22, 2007


Admiral Ray posted:

how can they put anything under a million and a half atmospheres when we only have one?? transport 1.5 million other plaents here?
You and Schone asking the real questions

https://twitter.com/HagerSchone/status/1131284316405813248

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Full diaper alert

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

juche avocado posted:

your mom works there, right?

lol gently caress

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

poo poo hits the fan at around 11:30 et

lol nice. I'm up to 10am I think

mad.radhu posted:

no that was somepoint in 2015

:hai:


oh poo poo :chud:

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




this is it, Turdfuzz. the mattering.

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer


That depends, are you the Guaranteed Kid Rock Honky Tonk Style blowjob I ordered from room service last night?

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

*West Wing theme starts playing*

*Record scratches*

*Claude Taylor is shot 3 times in the head at point blank range and thrown in a wood chipper*

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
they had Joe C stuffed and he's inside a plexiglass box under the hostess podium at the Kid Rock Gabagool Steakhouse

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

lol the prez is actually poor n lost billions of dollars ahahaha
*continues to be poor*
*status quo continues*
cant wait for that new subpoena
*same as before but more poor now*

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Drunkboxer posted:

just show up drunk everyday until you get fired then say the boss grabbed your junk and sue them

bing bong

That will be the first day of "academy" cool.


Salt Fish posted:

My dude that is not where you want to be working.

Oh good, it's not just me being a whiny baby then.

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
The piss tape, trump's tax returns, and the impeachment are all going to hit on the same day, creating The Singularity

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Turdfuzz posted:

lol the prez is actually poor n lost billions of dollars ahahaha
*continues to be poor*
*status quo continues*
cant wait for that new subpoena
*same as before but more poor now*

how much money do u have to be able to get more poor? u sound rich

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1131285506753482752?s=19 this means something but I don't know what

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Kid Rock gotta do the million dollar birthday fries song at the Kid Rock & Jock Softball Bar & Grill Jamboree

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1131288007233945600

take that abortionists

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Admiral Ray posted:

how much money do u have to be able to get more poor? u sound rich

less is more

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Yeah pretty much?

Pelosi said he was acting really weird, came in and cried about how she said he was doing a cover up and then ran out to the Rose Garden to cry some more about being accused of a cover-up.

hahahahaha I love my goober president :patriot:

Nonsense posted:

the president is basically getting no cover from the courts he helped shape.

I realllllly hope he tosses don jr under the bus to save his own skin

I want a don jr perp walk at 6:30am on a lovely Friday morning

Mao Zedong Thot posted:

no that was wh correspondants dinner 2011

I remember that one. that's the trump origin story

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Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Just watched the Rose Garden video. Trump is so extremely not mad he's taking his ball and going home unless it involves funding. :hellyeah:

In Trump-related news, I'm currently filling out a nine page questionnaire describing all of my personal information for the past 7 years because I've been offered a job at the GEO prison for a whopping $17 an hour with my masters degree and 15 years of teaching experience. The last time I worked there they paid me thousands more. I'm 5 pages in and I really don't want to accept the job. I don't want to be part of trump's machine to throw people in prison who have no reason to be there.

And if they actually hire me I'm done smoking weed in a state where it's legal to smoke.

go be a computer toucher for a non-profit that's not trump adjacent

Dick Milhous Rock! has issued a correction as of 21:03 on May 22, 2019

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