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IWW Online Branch
Apr 20, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

B B posted:

what was the ad about

For some catering company or something.

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Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Al! posted:

the great oklahoma ice flats

that'd be so hosed

Spime Wrangler
Feb 23, 2003

Because we can.

SKULL.GIF posted:

just wait until august/september when hurricane season is at maximum throttle

looking forward to hurricanes and tornadoes being significantly more sensitive to global warming than models predict

gonna be lots of femathread

rip everyone

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Spime Wrangler posted:

looking forward to hurricanes and tornadoes being significantly more sensitive to global warming than models predict

gonna be lots of femathread

rip everyone

we're already to the point that medicanes are a thing

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

SKULL.GIF posted:

we're already to the point that medicanes are a thing

if one could just wipe out the principality of monaco thatd be fantastic

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
there's out of control barges floating toward a dam with no way to stop them or protect the dam

also 3 people died in missouri tonight from a nader

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

there's a large tornado heading into jefferson city atm according to news and popo scanners

what did i loving tell you, you pro lifer air thieves

HAIL CERES, HAIL CERES, HAIL CERES

please spare me ur wrath

quote:

BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED
Tornado Warning
National Weather Service St Louis MO
1143 PM CDT Wed May 22 2019

...TORNADO EMERGENCY FOR JEFFERSON CITY...

The National Weather Service in St Louis has issued a

* Tornado Warning for...
Central Cole County in central Missouri...
Southern Callaway County in central Missouri...
Central Osage County in central Missouri...

* Until 1230 AM CDT.

* At 1143 PM CDT, a confirmed large and destructive tornado was
observed over Jefferson City, moving northeast at 40 mph.

TORNADO EMERGENCY for JEFFERSON CITY. This is a PARTICULARLY
DANGEROUS SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW!

HAZARD...Deadly tornado.

SOURCE...Weather spotters confirmed tornado.

IMPACT...You are in a life-threatening situation. Flying debris
may be deadly to those caught without shelter. Mobile
homes will be destroyed. Considerable damage to homes,
businesses, and vehicles is likely and complete
destruction is possible.

* The tornado will be near...
Holts Summit and Lake Mykee Town around 1155 PM CDT.
Lake Mykee around 1200 AM CDT.
New Bloomfield around 1205 AM CDT.
Fulton around 1215 AM CDT.

Other locations impacted by this tornadic thunderstorm include
Wainwright, Carrington, Tebbetts, Osage City, Guthrie, Reform,
Steedman and Mokane.

This also includes Clarks Hill/Norton Historic Site and Jefferson
Landing Historic Site.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

To repeat, a large, extremely dangerous and potentially deadly
tornado is on the ground. To protect your life, TAKE COVER NOW! Move
to an interior room on the lowest floor of a sturdy building. Avoid
windows. If in a mobile home, a vehicle or outdoors.. Move to the
closest substantial shelter and protect yourself from flying debris.

&&

LAT...LON 3865 9227 3864 9225 3865 9222 3870 9222
3886 9206 3876 9165 3843 9221 3857 9235
TIME...MOT...LOC 0443Z 232DEG 34KT 3856 9220

TORNADO...OBSERVED
TORNADO DAMAGE THREAT...CATASTROPHIC
HAIL...<.75IN

Segata Sanshiro has issued a correction as of 05:49 on May 23, 2019

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost
Can I gently caress the tornado?

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

wow, that was a real bad fucker from the sound of it

people trapped in multiple collapsed buildings, they're calling the natl guard and asking for mutual aid from all nearby agencies

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



sad to say it, but jeff city may have just earned a trump visit

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

VectorSigma posted:

sad to say it, but jeff city may have just earned a trump visit

https://twitter.com/tweetlivereport/status/1131433338319908864

:whitewater:

hope i didn't post this poo poo into happening :(

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Jefferson City PD gonna have a presser in a few minutes at https://livestream.com/KMIZ/live2

Luneshot
Mar 10, 2014

Christ. I have a hard time thinking of any weather situation scarier than a tornado at night. Hoping its not as bad as it sounds, but...

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I want to know more about the multiple barges barreling down on a dam.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
https://www.facebook.com/231168413600816/posts/2413940075323628?s=71306790&sfns=mo

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



the barges are calling from inside the house

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/EricHolthaus/status/1131543340544135169

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Thursday already? Good thing that the midwest doesn't exist

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
https://twitter.com/FOX2now/status/1131542362344132608?s=19

we are so unprepared for what's coming

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


#breaking

Vitamin Me
Mar 30, 2007

Doc Walrus posted:

Can I gently caress the tornado?

Buddy,

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Have we considered returning to the old gods and old ways? We did not have hypercanes and supertornadoes back then.

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

Addamere posted:

Have we considered returning to the old gods and old ways? We did not have hypercanes and supertornadoes back then.

Maybe instead of worrying about where our roof and car went, we should just settle down and have some kids

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Addamere posted:

Have we considered returning to the old gods and old ways? We did not have hypercanes and supertornadoes back then.

hrmmmm, return to living n caves worshipping Odin and having sexy pagan orgies and save the world... or keep my bubba gumps applebees and my lily white cul-de-sac and ford f4952000 HDR 4k turboplat freedom edition and burn the world

i'll take the applebees

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Looks pretty bad

Are there more coming today?

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Xaris posted:

hrmmmm, return to living n caves worshipping Ceres and having sexy pagan orgies and save the world... or keep my bubba gumps applebees and my lily white cul-de-sac and ford f4952000 HDR 4k turboplat freedom edition and burn the world

i'll take the applebees

Oklahoma recently made this exact decision and well

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

twoday posted:

Looks pretty bad

Are there more coming today?

thunderstorms are gonna keep hitting the same general area they have been until early next week, apparently. The major issue at that point is gonna be flooding along every river in the mississippi basin

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Hmm, when that crazy amount of rain fell in north carolina last year it took a couple of days for all the water to accumulate and cause the real serious flooding, and the Mississippi is enormous, so I guess this will be continuing for a while then

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

the bitcoin of weed posted:

thunderstorms are gonna keep hitting the same general area they have been until early next week, apparently. The major issue at that point is gonna be flooding along every river in the mississippi basin

Just to emphasize it is literally every river. Minnesota has even been getting heavy rain and thats all flowing downstream to make things worse. The Mississippi has been above flood stage in the twin cities since snow started melting.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

hobbesmaster posted:

Just to emphasize it is literally every river. Minnesota has even been getting heavy rain and thats all flowing downstream to make things worse. The Mississippi has been above flood stage in the twin cities since snow started melting.

seriously, if you look at a map of the forecasted storm areas:



next to a map of the watershed area:



oh, that's literally the entire thing. And these storms are currently forecasted to last through memorial day, at least. That's a ridiculous amount of water all going to 1 place, and a lot of those upper river systems are already flooding in nebraska and oklahoma

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i like that this is the specific climate doom thread companion to the general climate doom thread

because hoo boy it looks like parts of america are going to have to be condemned way sooner than we thought

or maybe we will adapt and every structure on the great planes will need to be built out of reinforced concrete with a concrete roof and no facade on 20 foot stilts going forward

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Al! posted:

we are so unprepared for what's coming

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
My body is ready and my mind is broken TRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMP

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Hopefully they flood Baton Rouge before New Orleans

JuulPodSaveAmerica
Aug 29, 2012
https://twitter.com/Alterici/status/1131606015256997890

Tomprgdfgb

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying


lol if you're worried about tornadoes hitting the plains states instead of the us south

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

American poo poo River

It's So Now Baby

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Someone gimme the rundown on the consequences of barges full of fertilizer all up in that water

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Addamere posted:

Someone gimme the rundown on the consequences of barges full of fertilizer all up in that water

one consequence tends to be algae blooms but I have no idea what the ramifications of the dam are in terms of allowing that to develop

its probably really bad for a whole lot of reasons beyond that

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JuulPodSaveAmerica
Aug 29, 2012

Addamere posted:

Someone gimme the rundown on the consequences of barges full of fertilizer all up in that water

conditions after a flood are associated with massive algae blooms anyways but lmao at two full barges of fertillizer just being dumped into the water

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