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Onstad's instagram just informed me that his baby is now 14, and I am an old old man.
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in a blink of an eye Clue Bucket will appear
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May 21, 2019 20:41
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I also do not love the future.
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May 22, 2019 01:51
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Toebone posted:Onstad's instagram just informed me that his baby is now 14, and I am an old old man. Welcome to the only game in town
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May 22, 2019 02:12
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Oh man, carving the poo poo out of that glass of water and "I don't want him to waste the ticket!" This one's full of great stuff. 
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May 22, 2019 02:26
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He Gets With Ladies But In The End They Do Not Like Him!
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May 22, 2019 02:36
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Toebone posted:Onstad's instagram just informed me that his baby is now 14, and I am an old old man. https://www.instagram.com/p/BxsZtVahq6k/ I didn't know until today that his kid had come out as trans.
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May 22, 2019 04:14
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Toebone posted:Onstad's instagram just informed me that his baby is now 14, and I am an old old man. I wonder if the kid knows how many people in the world have a snapshot of the first year of his life via onstad’s embarrassingly portland soaked baby blog
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May 22, 2019 06:37
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The only thing I strongly remember from it was Onstad & his wife playing “Birdhouse in your Soul” as a lullaby song
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May 22, 2019 06:38
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Hayden huh, okay
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May 22, 2019 07:34
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Zereth posted:Oh man, carving the poo poo out of that glass of water and "I don't want him to waste the ticket!" I'm particularly a fan of rolling down the airplane window and also having the pilot fly at 15 feet above the ground 
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May 22, 2019 08:05
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"No more red wine. It makes you act out." "No wonner we been-a so grouchy!" the solution to the mafia problem? you guessed it: a glass of cold water
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May 22, 2019 11:39
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It's real simple: You get very nice on the stuff.
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May 22, 2019 13:26
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gently caress the cookbook, finish the goddamn Dark Horse hardcovers. I'll buy 'em even if they're just strips and alt text
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May 22, 2019 18:15
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:gently caress the cookbook, finish the goddamn Dark Horse hardcovers. I'll buy 'em even if they're just strips and alt text Same. Hell, just put it up on a POD service or something.
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May 22, 2019 19:01
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The cookbook was never sent out to paying customers.
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May 22, 2019 22:45
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Pershing posted:God, could Chris not take like one or two days away from air frying poo poo to give us some Achewood? Biweekly, monthly...something? back when it was "oh no i'm totally making more achewoods" those long stretches between strips were annoying, but it's fine for someone to say "actually i'm done making this comic strip. thanks for reading" Rev. Bleech_ posted:gently caress the cookbook, finish the goddamn Dark Horse hardcovers. I'll buy 'em even if they're just strips and alt text I hear you on this although if he did the additional stories and commentary I'd pay a premium for them
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May 23, 2019 00:18
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ryonguy posted:Same. Hell, just put it up on a POD service or something.
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May 23, 2019 00:36
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DACK FAYDEN posted:I still do not understand why he hasn't done this. It's literally free money.
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May 23, 2019 01:37
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Onstadt 100% comes off as the kind of guy who would leave money on the table because he can’t handle the emotional labor of being defined by Achewood for the rest of his life. Like if he ever accidentally thinks about the cookbook he just gets a nosebleed and blacks out.
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May 23, 2019 01:44
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DACK FAYDEN posted:I still do not understand why he hasn't done this. It's literally free money. He's great at making achewood and terrible at literally everything else
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May 23, 2019 01:48
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WoodrowSkillson posted:He's great at making achewood and terrible at literally everything else I thought the syrup was supposed to be good?
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Bust Rodd posted:Onstadt 100% comes off as the kind of guy who would leave money on the table because he can’t handle the emotional labor of being defined by Achewood for the rest of his life. Téodór, what does it mean that Onstad has depression? It means he has trouble doing things like marketing his work.
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May 23, 2019 04:15
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I dunno, posting Oil Painting of Roast Beef # 23,118 on Twitter every few months technically counts as marketing.
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May 23, 2019 05:24
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:gently caress the cookbook, finish the goddamn Dark Horse hardcovers. I'll buy 'em even if they're just strips and alt text Please Onstad 
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May 23, 2019 05:59
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Nessus posted:Probably has country pride. http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=01052005 is there an actual implied tune for that line, feels like it's too long to scan
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May 23, 2019 12:43
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I know a lot of people consider the Nice Pete / Teodor storyline to be pretty much the end of Achewood, but there's actually a lot I like about it. Try to win
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May 23, 2019 21:14
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i crave the cookbook
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May 23, 2019 22:33
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Pastry of the Year posted:I know a lot of people consider the Nice Pete / Teodor storyline to be pretty much the end of Achewood, but there's actually a lot I like about it. I kind of consider Philippe's return home to be the End of Achewood and anything after that is like watching the deleted scenes, alternate cuts and outtakes immediately after you finish the movie
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May 23, 2019 23:06
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Phy posted:I kind of consider Philippe's return home to be the End of Achewood and anything after that is like watching the deleted scenes, alternate cuts and outtakes immediately after you finish the movie Eh, I don't know. Abraham Lincoln shooting a dog that ate a computer. Describing morning wood as an Urban Pinocchio. "Why I got to know code language just to get my chang-chang wet?" A cat imagines Guy Fieri's balls in his mouth. It was on its way down, but it had a few shining moments there in its final months.
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May 23, 2019 23:41
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There were definitely some failings there; the one that sticks out the most is Cornelius talking like he's puking up a thesaurus.
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May 23, 2019 23:48
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ullerrm posted:It was on its way down, but it had a few shining moments there in its final months. A momentary diversion on the road to the grave.
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May 23, 2019 23:49
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Phy posted:I kind of consider Philippe's return home to be the End of Achewood I've heard that idea from a few places and yeah, as others here have said, there is good stuff to be had beyond that arc, but it also feels like the perfect ending that he didn't plan on writing. I'd also go so far as to say the unofficial end is where the verbatim and thoroughly stage-blocked transcripts for the ohnorobot search engine taper off. Even those of us that were reading in real time fifteen or so years ago rely on that to refresh our memories and pinpoint quotes, for the most part. The Nice Pete panel I quoted earlier wasn't found by a text search for "wrestling" or "win;" I knew it was in one of the last arcs and I had to page through it to find it. Pastry of the Year fucked around with this message at 00:31 on May 24, 2019 |
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May 24, 2019 00:29
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https://twitter.com/futurecanon/status/1131653944642551810?s=19
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May 24, 2019 06:30
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I think the post-High School stuff is still extremely good. Todd yelling so loud he auto-decapitates is like ten strips from the end.
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May 24, 2019 09:00
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This is probably my all time favorite FYF
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May 24, 2019 09:07
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I love how Ray wears a shirt, tie and thong to the office
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May 24, 2019 12:45
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Stringent posted:This is probably my all time favorite FYF FYF was consistently funny
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May 24, 2019 14:59
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That ranks as one of the lesser FYFs for me but "Tyler! Are you fired?" is something I think about a lot
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As far as stinks go, Teodor's "Jesus Christ! Some guy's crappin' out a land salmon in there!" ranks high for me. and the next page has some of the best back and forth between him and Ray of the latter years. ryonguy fucked around with this message at 17:35 on May 24, 2019 |
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