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Rockopolis posted:For sale; Primarch boots, never worn. Lol
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“Of course I’m a veteran of the Fictus Crusades, how dare you say otherwise?!”
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May 20, 2019 19:36
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Defrosted Squat determined to bring back their people through non-grimdark means.
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Relevant Tangent posted:Defrosted Squat determined to bring back their people through non-grimdark means. This means "loving"
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May 20, 2019 19:44
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Time travel with a battle group of Deathwatch Marines all armed with Tyranid killer bolts. Ordos Chronos will have an issue but gently caress 'em they only exist half of the time anyway.
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May 20, 2019 19:51
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The Astartes' hypno-indoctrination didn't take, and he is hearing voices.
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May 20, 2019 20:20
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Years of brutal physical and mental training to become a battle-psyker only to immediately roll doubles and get possessed by Sh'aador the Soul-Flayer when he tries to pick up a rock with his mind.
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May 20, 2019 21:08
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A dying Inquisitor Lord's sixth and final Acolyte, who must determine which of the five deadly Inquisitors can be trusted to fulfill their master's last request.
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May 20, 2019 21:16
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I'm not a Nurgle cultist I just have really bad acne.
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May 20, 2019 22:00
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Bankrupted by the price of third eye contact lenses.
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May 20, 2019 22:03
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"I'm Gay for my Living Rogue Trader Space Ship"?
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May 20, 2019 22:21
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Rockopolis posted:"I'm Gay for my Living Rogue Trader Space Ship"? Pounded in the rear end by My T-Rex Profit Factor
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May 20, 2019 23:40
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"Pounded in the Butt by the Ordo Chronos Inquisitor investigating my book 'Pounded in the Butt by The Ordo Chronos Inquisitor'"
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May 21, 2019 00:05
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Look, the whole regiment is shorthanded as is, I'll swear to you by the Throne the Ogryn knows how to use the kit, and at least he'll be harder to kill than your last medicae.
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May 21, 2019 00:35
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The finest gunslinger ever trained by the Imperial Bureau of Weights and Measures.
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May 21, 2019 01:54
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J Jonah Jameson in a Hive city and hungry for pictures of mutant "spider"-men.
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May 21, 2019 01:58
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Tech Priest Ricky Edd MacGuyver
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May 21, 2019 02:39
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"Make Armageddon Green Again"
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May 21, 2019 02:51
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Pen pal with a necron lord, but they mostly just talk about hockey.
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May 21, 2019 13:51
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Bought some "magic mushroom spores" and grew an ork invasion in their closet.
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Tonight will be session 4 of the Wrath and Glory version of The Edge of Darkness. The acolytes find themselves with access to the Third Floor of the Alms House, but time is against them as they are going for broke by staging an evening raid (approximately 1 hour before the night cycle begins). They've killed one of the agents posing as a Tantalus Worker, and the Haemonculite that mans the 2nd Floor drug lab, but not before said monstrosity buried its chainsword into perhaps the most delicate PC's chest dropping him to zero wounds right before the big showdown with The Churgeon and her creations. Retreat is not a reliable option at this point as the acolytes have not been subtle in their actions over the past 24 hours having killed a squad of Body Snatchers and Gang Boss Luntz in a gunfight earlier in the day. This means Moran and his Enforcers will be on their way in force to stop them, meaning regardless of whether they press their attack or retreat they're looking at facing off against some very well equipped enemies.
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May 21, 2019 14:27
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"This is the bizarre tale of the generations-long feud between a family of sanctioned psykers and a Blood Angel Librarian"
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May 22, 2019 01:15
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Their treatise on multidimensional educational counter-countermeasures won acclaim from across the galaxy but also got them put on the "dangerously innovative" blacklist and left them unemployable.
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May 22, 2019 01:23
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"I say this, as the Primarch of the II Legion"
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May 22, 2019 06:37
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May 22, 2019 07:41
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"Dude, where's my Craftworld?"
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May 22, 2019 07:47
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Big Trouble in Little Necromunda
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May 22, 2019 12:41
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A Mechanicus serf cleaning the Titan's cockpit discovers that the princeps has left the keys in the ignition.
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Lord Awkward posted:A Mechanicus serf cleaning the Titan's cockpit discovers that the princeps has left the keys in the ignition. Fighting evils from beyond You gotta find first gear In your giant robot god
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Are there any good podcasts for GMing or creative writing. I really, really want to get a campaign rolling but I've never ran one before.
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SardonicTyrant posted:Are there any good podcasts for GMing or creative writing. I really, really want to get a campaign rolling but I've never ran one before. I often go here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3150535 Try and read your rpg rulebooks chapters on GM'ing, they're often quite decent. GM'ing 101: Try to have large events that you offer multiple ways to reach. Be ready for players to do none of what you wanted them to, and roll with their derails if you can. Set the foot down if you have to, particularly in 40K roleplays that get bogged down in rules discussions. Just say "to keep the game moving, the rule works like this, and then we can look it up on our own time and settle it till next time." Make a small collection of easily indexable characters and names, so you can pull interesting people out of hat when the going is slow.
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"Tsk, tsk, tsk - it's frustrating that human physiology is so frail that it can't hold up after having its organs transplanted 57 times."
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“Who’s the man who purges all the heretics? LORD INQUISITOR SHAFT! drat straight.”
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May 23, 2019 19:29
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"I'm telling you, Inquisitor, octo-men are not a verified race of abhumans and they still look like three ratlings in a trenchcoat."
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God forgive me, i've been inspired by cspam. Imagine a cult that worships a monitor with an ever-changing number displayed on it. The cult believes it signifies the Emperor's current favor and they spend their time trying to divine how to make the number increase. I'm thinking it's part of a hive's maintenance logs, but after a purge by the Inquisition, no one alive knows what it refers to. SardonicTyrant fucked around with this message at 00:04 on May 24, 2019 |
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SardonicTyrant posted:
"The number has risen greatly and is flashing urgently, surely the God Emperor has heard our prayers and blesses us!"
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Government shut down his rations factory after tests showed there was large quantities of potato in the corpse starch.
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 "Brother Two-four-five has been chosen to serve the great Omnissiah! Throne be praised!"
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Junior apprentice to the holy clerk of assessing and authorising the suitability of floral displays at funerals given the socioeconomic status of the deceased.
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SardonicTyrant posted:God forgive me, i've been inspired by cspam. Imagine a cult that worships a monitor with an ever-changing number displayed on it. The cult believes it signifies the Emperor's current favor and they spend their time trying to divine how to make the number increase. It's an RSA token. Millennia have been spent trying to divine its significance. A recent archaeological study uncovers another one and when it is discovered the numbers don't match a religious schism divides the cult, leading to open violence. Alternatively it's the numbers from Lost. See how far you can get before your players figure it out.
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