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this timeline just keeps getting better
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May 23, 2019 10:24
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Jestery posted:Procedural Deepfake hentai is a bad thing that should not exist but will soon WE ARE LIVING! LIVING IN TWENTY TEENS! poo poo IS hosed! hosed IN TWENTY TEENS!
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May 23, 2019 10:35
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It's pretty hard not to look at all this poo poo as part of some kind of conspiracy to make things as bad as possible! Thanks for making me into a paranoid tinfoil hat weirdo 2019!!
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May 23, 2019 14:22
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BattleMaster posted:a miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Like and subscribe!
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May 23, 2019 14:29
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Amazon preparing a wearable that ‘reads human emotions,’ says report https://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2019/5/23/18636839/amazon-wearable-emotions-report quote:The device, working in sync with a smartphone app, is said to have microphones that can “discern the wearer’s emotional state from the sound of his or her voice.” In a mildly dystopian twist, Bloomberg adds that “eventually the technology could be able to advise the wearer how to interact more effectively with others.”
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May 23, 2019 14:41
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taters posted:Amazon preparing a wearable that ‘reads human emotions,’ says report Funny all it's doing is flashing "stop being an rear end in a top hat" on the screen. Must be broken.
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May 23, 2019 14:51
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taters posted:Amazon preparing a wearable that ‘reads human emotions,’ says report the tech press are a bunch of goddamn rubes yeah, I'm sure loving Amazon is going to sell you a wearable microphone that constantly analyzes your voice just so they can help you with your social interactions, which of course, is a major part of their business model what a bunch of dopes
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May 23, 2019 15:20
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taters posted:Amazon preparing a wearable that ‘reads human emotions,’ says report cool mood ring that tells amazon what to advertise to you based on your emotional state
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May 23, 2019 15:20
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Darkman Fanpage posted:cool mood ring that tells amazon what to advertise to you based on your emotional state Other customers in your mood bought: Handgun with one bullet, rope, sleep aids
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May 23, 2019 15:26
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taters posted:Amazon preparing a wearable that ‘reads human emotions,’ says report Sprint 5: Implement exclusions for Amazon executives
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May 23, 2019 15:48
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taters posted:Amazon preparing a wearable that ‘reads human emotions,’ says report Mood rings. Amazon “invented” mood rings.
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May 23, 2019 15:49
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taters posted:Amazon preparing a wearable that ‘reads human emotions,’ says report Can't wait for the C.A.S.I.E. upgrade so a single camera can fire multiple people at once for reacting too positively to the words "unionise", "organise", etc. 
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May 23, 2019 19:43
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Big Mad Drongo posted:But enough talk! Like and subscribe!
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May 23, 2019 19:51
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mike12345 posted:in the future, only deep fake joe rogan will tell the truth Joe’s kind of the perfect person for this kind of stuff because the words you put in his mouth are likely believable, regardless of what it is. The only way I got these correct was listening for unnatural intonation, etc. The clips don’t splice together perfectly or sometimes the tone of the voice or the tonal direction of the sentence changes. Otherwise they just all sound like poo poo he would say. And I’m sure tweaking things like autotune and predictive intonation detection will solve that problem. And just micro edits for things like word spacing. And yeah there was definitely an example of abnormally slow cadence in one of those samples that was the real deal.
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May 23, 2019 19:54
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taters posted:Amazon preparing a wearable that ‘reads human emotions,’ says report "Hey hey Jenn! Working hard or hardly working?" "Oh...Hi Kevin" *WARNING WARNING WARNING VIOLENCE IMMINENT*
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May 23, 2019 19:55
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when your ubereats driver doesnt want to walk 10 feet https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1131618293507190787
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May 23, 2019 20:08
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Lastgirl posted:when your ubereats driver doesnt want to walk 10 feet lol that they showcase it with a Lime scooter blocking the side walk so the robot has to walk on the grass
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May 23, 2019 20:26
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Lastgirl posted:when your ubereats driver doesnt want to walk 10 feet was worried until i saw that it was made by ford. everything they make is poo poo so it will breakdown in no time.
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May 23, 2019 20:43
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Trabisnikof posted:lol that they showcase it with a Lime scooter blocking the side walk so the robot has to walk on the grass 
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May 23, 2019 21:19
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Lasso training surge imminent.
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May 23, 2019 21:23
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I want to kick one over and paint the Wobblies logo on it. I'd probably be arrested, but it would be worth it.
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May 23, 2019 21:30
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https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/1131636846084087808
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May 23, 2019 22:43
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Trabisnikof posted:lol that they showcase it with a Lime scooter blocking the side walk so the robot has to walk on the grass lmao
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May 23, 2019 22:45
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Do not speak to me, profit.
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May 23, 2019 22:59
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https://twitter.com/samleecole/status/1131543484391931905
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May 24, 2019 03:12
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Its super cool that instead of trying to solve our problems with energy, climate, or health, all these smrt people are creating the tools with which we can unravel society
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May 24, 2019 03:18
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MRC48B posted:Its super cool that instead of trying to solve our problems with energy, climate, or health, all these smrt people are creating the tools with which we can unravel society technology!!!
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May 24, 2019 03:54
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Someday I'm going to be digging inside someone whom i've just shot to find evidence that they were in fact artificial I wish I could say I'm not looking forward to it, but I'm so terribly bored
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May 24, 2019 04:17
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MRC48B posted:Its super cool that instead of trying to solve our problems with energy, climate, or health, all these smrt people are creating the tools with which we can unravel society move fast and break society
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May 24, 2019 05:30
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Animated Nerd posted:I want to kick one over and paint the Wobblies logo on it. I'd probably be arrested, but it would be worth it. Please do not harm robots. They are innocent, like animals.
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May 24, 2019 05:35
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Please do not harm robots. They are innocent, like animals. Counterpoint: cats
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May 24, 2019 05:59
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my house got a new cat yesterday and he’s a total peach so there. 
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May 24, 2019 06:02
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Outrail posted:Counterpoint: cats 
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May 24, 2019 06:24
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Kitfox88 posted:my house got a new cat yesterday and he’s a total peach so there. 
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May 24, 2019 06:50
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Please do not harm robots. They are innocent, like animals. I don't know about you, but I'm totally fine with disassembling animals and selling off their parts.
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May 24, 2019 07:28
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Trabisnikof posted:lol that they showcase it with a Lime scooter blocking the side walk so the robot has to walk on the grass That fucker had better not walk on my grass.
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May 24, 2019 08:47
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May 24, 2019 09:05
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that headline->byline is the perfect shot->chaser combo
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May 24, 2019 09:14
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there are few things i hate more than the trifecta of excuses of lovely companies destroying lives either by direct murder or socially - creating jobs, encouraging innovation, and providing services. gently caress you.
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May 24, 2019 09:25
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we use the same excuses for keeping the largest military in the world by several orders of magnitude and committing acts of terrorism across the globe: the jobs, the innovation, the service of defense!
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May 24, 2019 09:30
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