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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

also it already is

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sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed
bran poops??

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

The one where it's a 90s TV show is better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fPgIIB67bw

e: It also features a pretty decent amount of Joffrey. Joffrey was the best.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Skeleton King posted:

bran poops??

There's a collection box under his seat. Why you think he's always got that face? Permanently in a cloud of rear end.

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

big nipples big life posted:

also it already is

yeah the night king poo poo was pure anime

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

the only thing missing from that scene was quick cuts back and a forth from arya naruto running through the castle to bran and bargain bin darth maul.

The Ultimate Doge
May 1, 2019

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doin' well, ask me to talk to you (fell) now you're away
Meet my soulmate. She's into KISS. Wasn't 'fore this. Now you're away

You're stubborn, jeans stolen, night rowing
Think you're baby?

Hey, I goo
And Maisie
But younger
So gay bee

That's right
Bae
But younger
So gay bee

Hey I goo
And Maisie
But younger
So gay bee

And at the bored
Chink
But younger
So gay bee

Look at the cock, not to gently caress
Give me nettle, do ya all ways
Bathing in this tea, actress is real
Pin the feet, but it's always

You're stubborn, jeans stolen, night rowing

Think you're baby?

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

Anime belongs in the trash but I'd still watch that in the background while doing something else.

If you want a marginally watchable anime GoT there's already the Netflix Castlevania.

edit: come to think of it season 2 of Castlevania had a carbon-copy of Tormund and he was equally out of place and hilarious.

edit 2: found it, Vampire Tormund:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF7ILhVEN6U

Zero VGS fucked around with this message at 22:21 on May 23, 2019

kloa
Feb 14, 2007



:hai:

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




Stefan Prodan posted:

yeah the night king poo poo was pure anime

“Defeat the big bad guy and all his minions fall apart” is also practically every marvel movie

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

Fitzy Fitz posted:

“Defeat the big bad guy and all his minions fall apart” is also practically every marvel movie

And Lost Boys...

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Zero VGS posted:

And Lost Boys...

That's how vampires have worked since at least Dracula

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

It’s what happens in literally every movie ever with a powerful overwhelming bad guy force. It’s so loving tiring, there are never stakes anymore.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Harton posted:

It’s what happens in literally every movie ever with a powerful overwhelming bad guy force. It’s so loving tiring, there are never stakes anymore.

Dracula was also defeated by stakes

porfiria
Dec 10, 2008

by Modern Video Games

Harton posted:

It’s what happens in literally every movie ever with a powerful overwhelming bad guy force. It’s so loving tiring, there are never stakes anymore.

It's because movie writers spend all day playing videogames and their brains can't think of anything except videogames. Also the foreign market loves splosions.

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

Fitzy Fitz posted:

“Defeat the big bad guy and all his minions fall apart” is also practically every marvel movie

sure

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

What I'll miss most about this show is putting this video on before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N02amlMkVJw

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Vim Fuego posted:

Dracula was also defeated by stakes

Yes!

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Is that Peter Stormaire?

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

This is actually how king bran was chosen:

https://i.imgur.com/w831Xdl.mp4

can someone change this so it's bran in his wheelchair instead of on bradbury's body thanks

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
If dany soloed 25 man heroic kingslanding why was anyone left alive whatsoever when they attacked the lannister armies in season 7

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Methanar posted:

If dany soloed 25 man heroic kingslanding why was anyone left alive whatsoever when they attacked the lannister armies in season 7

The show runners had an ending and wanted to get there, anything in between be damned

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Methanar posted:

If dany soloed 25 man heroic kingslanding why was anyone left alive whatsoever when they attacked the lannister armies in season 7

She couldn’t do it at level and had to wait for the next expansion

Dale-Taco
Feb 19, 2009

Zero VGS posted:

Anime belongs in the trash but I'd still watch that in the background while doing something else.

If you want a marginally watchable anime GoT there's already the Netflix Castlevania.

edit: come to think of it season 2 of Castlevania had a carbon-copy of Tormund and he was equally out of place and hilarious.

edit 2: found it, Vampire Tormund:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF7ILhVEN6U

Godbrand made season 2 like 100x better.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 60 minutes!

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

This is actually how king bran was chosen:

https://i.imgur.com/w831Xdl.mp4

god this is so good i remember watching that race live lmao

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Maybe Drogon isnt as smart as i thought...

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Yolomon Wayne posted:

Maybe Drogon isnt as smart as i thought...



That's exactly how I feel but it was very heartwarming and touching to me. Like there was some intelligence to it.

In a better show, we could've explored that theme.

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

Fitzy Fitz posted:

“Defeat the big bad guy and all his minions fall apart” is also practically every marvel movie
I don't think i've seen any movie invent a bad guy character for the singular purpose of being shanked so his more threatening minions can die though.

Ardent Communist
Oct 17, 2010

ALLAH! MU'AMMAR! LIBYA WA BAS!
It'd be good for it to backfire once or twice though. "They killed Whathisface! Fight harder!" It's not impossible, those kind of things have happened in real life.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

The Night King should have set off a nuclear ice explosion when he was shanked.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK

Themes?

Pffft, we only deal with ham handed symbolism on this show!

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
why didnt anyone try to eat the night king ice cubes left behind?

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

I can't wait to find out what little girl shanks the Night King in the prequel series. I hope we really get the firm details of a guy who is blue and can walk around a bit.

bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014
Going back and watching old scenes with Dany is loving depressing. Not because “oh no and then she went crazy” but because it came out of loving nowhere.

Old stannis scenes are at least full of motive and understanding for the character.

They purposely killed Dany right after her outburst just to rush story telling.

I’m still mad -_-

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Drunken Baker posted:

Themes?

Pffft, we only deal with ham handed symbolism on this show!

Don't you mean symbology?

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

datajugend posted:

why didnt anyone try to eat the night king ice cubes left behind?

Ballet celebration move. Tormund could have dropped them in his mead.

Calypso
Sep 28, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Durzel posted:

I was pretty much over how poo poo the ending was, then I watched this reimagining of it - without adding any more episodes, and now I'm back to being properly mad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0mncEl4nVU

Honestly worth a watch. Apart from a couple of minor nitpicky things I think he pretty much created a perfect version.

(It's ~17 minutes long)

This would have satisfied me.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Wasabi the J posted:

That's exactly how I feel but it was very heartwarming and touching to me. Like there was some intelligence to it.

In a better show, we could've explored that theme.

If his intelligence didnt spike from pitbull to Smaug in a single episode, yes.

I guess they wanted to show how he realizes all the poo poo that happened is caused by the throne, whch is a thing he could not possibly comprehend for 7.95 seasons.
Its kinda like if Hodor looked in the camera in the end and proclaims that the real monster is man.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Yolomon Wayne posted:

If his intelligence didnt spike from pitbull to Smaug in a single episode, yes.

I guess they wanted to show how he realizes all the poo poo that happened is caused by the throne, whch is a thing he could not possibly comprehend for 7.95 seasons.
Its kinda like if Hodor looked in the camera in the end and proclaims that the real monster is man.

It's bran

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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




bran doesn't need the throne because he's got a wheelchair

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