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BOOTY-ADE posted:♫ I shot a man in Reno Honestly it looks like he borrowed Nancy Sinatra's boots.
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# ? May 24, 2019 16:54 |
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ToxicSlurpee posted:The random occasional bug like that happening is just part of the majesty of CKII. I thought this was normal
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# ? May 24, 2019 16:56 |
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Yeah but you have way less killing power That depends on your steering.
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# ? May 24, 2019 16:56 |
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MizPiz posted:I thought this was normal what happens if you become your own rival?
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# ? May 24, 2019 16:57 |
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Tashilicious posted:what happens if you become your own rival? You really loving hate yourself?
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# ? May 24, 2019 17:14 |
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I believe the modern day philosophers "Lit" wrote an entire song about this.
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# ? May 24, 2019 17:21 |
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bike tory posted:*smoke rising from the toaster* it tastes better when it's well done *flames rise from the blackened toast* yup that's how you know it's done *the plate clanks loudly as I drop two lumps of coal onto it* it's not that bitter, you just need to adjust to the *I smile through blackened and broken teeth* you know in France they bake all their pastry to this point because it adds flavour Good God drat I enjoyed this post.
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# ? May 24, 2019 17:25 |
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# ? May 24, 2019 17:27 |
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My guess? They deal with a lot of loose change and some assholes decided it would be funny to very loudly discuss numbers while the cashier was trying to count. About the only reasonable scenario I've got.
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# ? May 24, 2019 17:35 |
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Yeah but you have way less killing power a taxi driver then
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# ? May 24, 2019 17:42 |
Inzombiac posted:You can make more than a cop by being a bus driver in the US. Solid anti-corruption strategy, make it so the guys with guns can be bought off with a sandwich
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# ? May 24, 2019 18:14 |
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gently caress you, I'm just getting to the cool parts of binary algebra.
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# ? May 24, 2019 18:39 |
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# ? May 24, 2019 20:42 |
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That’s loving creepy!
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# ? May 24, 2019 20:43 |
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Yeah but you have way less killing power You can drive the bus off a bridge or over a cliff warning a kill count a pig could only wish for. Edit: I didnt use the word warning, my phone auto corrected it and I forgot what I had meant to say. Ultimate Shrek Fan has a new favorite as of 20:55 on May 24, 2019 |
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$.999.... = $1
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# ? May 24, 2019 20:52 |
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:You can drive the bus off a bridge or over a cliff warning a kill count a pig could only wish for. Yeah but you would die or get in trouble. Cops can just kill whoever whenever with no consequences
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# ? May 24, 2019 20:52 |
Sandwich Anarchist posted:Yeah but you would die or get in trouble. Cops can just kill whoever whenever with no consequences You really don't understand the trauma that two weeks paid leave pending an internal investigation can cause, do you?
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# ? May 24, 2019 20:56 |
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Gripweed posted:You really don't understand the trauma that two weeks paid leave pending an internal investigation can cause, do you? Not as much trauma as 3 9mm rounds into the back of a 14 year old, I bet.
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Gripweed posted:You really don't understand the trauma that two weeks paid leave pending an internal investigation can cause, do you? Hey guys, don't forget to suck a cops dick today to show your support, and go ahead and put a round into your dog to save the cop some bullets, boys in blue got a huge APC/AR15 budget from stolen cash to look out for.
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LifeSunDeath posted:Hey guys, don't forget to suck a cops dick today to show your support, and go ahead and put a round into your dog to save the cop some bullets, boys in blue got a huge APC/AR15 budget from stolen cash to look out for. I'm waiting on my flashbang to show up in the mail so I can bortles it into my son's crib
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Not as much trauma as 3 9mm rounds into the back of a 14 year old, I bet. Yeah, but that 14 year old doesn't have to live with it.
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:I'm waiting on my flashbang to show up in the mail so I can bortles it into my son's crib Sir, stop resisting.
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https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-monday-edition-1.4167415/the-story-behind-that-connecticut-deli-math-sign-1.4169424 The deli is down the road from a university math department, where they were so obsessed with their work that they would slow the line down by continuing to argue about mathematics instead of just ordering a drat sandwich already.
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# ? May 24, 2019 21:10 |
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Laserjet 4P posted:0.999....¢ = $1
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# ? May 24, 2019 21:12 |
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:You can drive the bus off a bridge or over a cliff warning a kill count a pig could only wish for. "earning" I'm sure Side note: some of you keep responding to Gripweed as if he's serious when he's clearly being sarcastic. Maybe check on that
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# ? May 24, 2019 21:13 |
This is audio, the opposite of pictures, but it's still funny and worth listening to https://soundcloud.com/episode-one-868768631/e1-two-weeks-paid-leave-12
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# ? May 24, 2019 21:13 |
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Guns. Cops.
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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:"earning" I'm sure That sounds right. Also seconding this. Gripweed was definitely not being serious.
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# ? May 24, 2019 21:21 |
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JoelJoel posted:Guns. You loving maniac
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:That sounds right. Oh I know, we were just keeping it going
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# ? May 24, 2019 21:23 |
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Inzombiac posted:You can make more than a cop by being a bus driver in the US. We have Constables and Sargents breaking 200k. https://www.winnipeg.ca/cao/reports/compensationdisclosure.stm (It's organized highest to lowest, sorry, I guess a pdf isn't really a picture)
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# ? May 24, 2019 22:14 |
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"Dude, I am soooo stoned"
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# ? May 24, 2019 22:53 |
ToxicSlurpee posted:The random occasional bug like that happening is just part of the majesty of CKII.
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# ? May 24, 2019 23:16 |
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I'm guessing those stones would tell me to sacrifice my mercenary company to become a demon
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# ? May 25, 2019 01:18 |
LOL WUT
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# ? May 25, 2019 02:57 |
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Finally got around to taking a picture of this today. The joke is that directly across the street is a real Planned Parenthood.
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Not that it's next door to a coat hanger store?
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