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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




BOOTY-ADE posted:

I shot a man in Reno
While I wore thigh-highs


:golfclap:

Honestly it looks like he borrowed Nancy Sinatra's boots.

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

ToxicSlurpee posted:

The random occasional bug like that happening is just part of the majesty of CKII.

One time when I was playing Vikings my Fylkir got invited to a party and decided to kick his own rear end while there. Or maybe I was using Carousing to get a council of yes men? I don't remember. Either way he was at a party and decided to fight himself.



I thought this was normal

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Yeah but you have way less killing power

That depends on your steering.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

MizPiz posted:

I thought this was normal

what happens if you become your own rival?

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Tashilicious posted:

what happens if you become your own rival?

You really loving hate yourself? :D

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I believe the modern day philosophers "Lit" wrote an entire song about this.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



bike tory posted:

*smoke rising from the toaster* it tastes better when it's well done *flames rise from the blackened toast* yup that's how you know it's done *the plate clanks loudly as I drop two lumps of coal onto it* it's not that bitter, you just need to adjust to the *I smile through blackened and broken teeth* you know in France they bake all their pastry to this point because it adds flavour

Good God drat I enjoyed this post.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.


RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

My guess? They deal with a lot of loose change and some assholes decided it would be funny to very loudly discuss numbers while the cashier was trying to count.

About the only reasonable scenario I've got.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Yeah but you have way less killing power

a taxi driver then

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Inzombiac posted:

You can make more than a cop by being a bus driver in the US.

Solid anti-corruption strategy, make it so the guys with guns can be bought off with a sandwich

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



gently caress you, I'm just getting to the cool parts of binary algebra.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


That’s loving creepy!

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Yeah but you have way less killing power

You can drive the bus off a bridge or over a cliff warning a kill count a pig could only wish for.

Edit: I didnt use the word warning, my phone auto corrected it and I forgot what I had meant to say.

Ultimate Shrek Fan has a new favorite as of 20:55 on May 24, 2019

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

$.999.... = $1

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

You can drive the bus off a bridge or over a cliff warning a kill count a pig could only wish for.

Yeah but you would die or get in trouble. Cops can just kill whoever whenever with no consequences

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Yeah but you would die or get in trouble. Cops can just kill whoever whenever with no consequences

You really don't understand the trauma that two weeks paid leave pending an internal investigation can cause, do you?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Gripweed posted:

You really don't understand the trauma that two weeks paid leave pending an internal investigation can cause, do you?

Not as much trauma as 3 9mm rounds into the back of a 14 year old, I bet.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Gripweed posted:

You really don't understand the trauma that two weeks paid leave pending an internal investigation can cause, do you?

Hey guys, don't forget to suck a cops dick today to show your support, and go ahead and put a round into your dog to save the cop some bullets, boys in blue got a huge APC/AR15 budget from stolen cash to look out for.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

LifeSunDeath posted:

Hey guys, don't forget to suck a cops dick today to show your support, and go ahead and put a round into your dog to save the cop some bullets, boys in blue got a huge APC/AR15 budget from stolen cash to look out for.

I'm waiting on my flashbang to show up in the mail so I can bortles it into my son's crib

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Not as much trauma as 3 9mm rounds into the back of a 14 year old, I bet.

Yeah, but that 14 year old doesn't have to live with it.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

I'm waiting on my flashbang to show up in the mail so I can bortles it into my son's crib

Sir, stop resisting.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-monday-edition-1.4167415/the-story-behind-that-connecticut-deli-math-sign-1.4169424

The deli is down the road from a university math department, where they were so obsessed with their work that they would slow the line down by continuing to argue about mathematics instead of just ordering a drat sandwich already.

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

Laserjet 4P posted:

0.999....¢ = $1

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

You can drive the bus off a bridge or over a cliff warning a kill count a pig could only wish for.

Edit: I didnt use the word warning, my phone auto corrected it and I forgot what I had meant to say.

"earning" I'm sure

Side note: some of you keep responding to Gripweed as if he's serious when he's clearly being sarcastic. Maybe check on that

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.
This is audio, the opposite of pictures, but it's still funny and worth listening to

https://soundcloud.com/episode-one-868768631/e1-two-weeks-paid-leave-12

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Guns.









Cops.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

"earning" I'm sure

Side note: some of you keep responding to Gripweed as if he's serious when he's clearly being sarcastic. Maybe check on that

That sounds right.

Also seconding this. Gripweed was definitely not being serious.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

JoelJoel posted:

Guns.









Cops.

You loving maniac

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

That sounds right.

Also seconding this. Gripweed was definitely not being serious.

Oh I know, we were just keeping it going

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(

Inzombiac posted:

You can make more than a cop by being a bus driver in the US.

We have Constables and Sargents breaking 200k.

https://www.winnipeg.ca/cao/reports/compensationdisclosure.stm

(It's organized highest to lowest, sorry, I guess a pdf isn't really a picture)

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

"Dude, I am soooo stoned"

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



ToxicSlurpee posted:

The random occasional bug like that happening is just part of the majesty of CKII.

One time when I was playing Vikings my Fylkir got invited to a party and decided to kick his own rear end while there. Or maybe I was using Carousing to get a council of yes men? I don't remember. Either way he was at a party and decided to fight himself.



MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

I'm guessing those stones would tell me to sacrifice my mercenary company to become a demon

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




LOL WUT

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
Finally got around to taking a picture of this today.



The joke is that directly across the street is a real Planned Parenthood.

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NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Not that it's next door to a coat hanger store?

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