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Do you think Onstadt has an IRL friend he loves the way Ray loves Roast Beed, or do you think they are just what Onstadt imagines having a bro would be like?
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El Gallinero Gros posted:FYF was consistently funny gently caress along, now.
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May 24, 2019 17:43
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"Two wet bolsheviks mating in a thrift store" is perhaps my favorite description of the smell of smoking
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May 24, 2019 17:47
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 @ "maybe run that idea by that thing between your The Cure holes for like one second first"edit: also "the Cal Ripken of not making rent" withak fucked around with this message at 18:00 on May 24, 2019 |
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May 24, 2019 17:57
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Daffodils are fantastic! I saaaay!
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May 24, 2019 18:12
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MikeCrotch posted:I love how Ray wears a shirt, tie and thong to the office And he's tucked the shirt into the thong, naturally. Ray is not a man who flies his shirts at half mast.
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May 24, 2019 18:34
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I like when beef uses reverse psychology vis a vis his morning wood
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May 24, 2019 18:50
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Safety Dance posted:Daffodils are fantastic! I saaaay! poo poo'S just BARF you DIDN'T HONOR!
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May 24, 2019 20:01
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withak posted:
"If gonorrhea was playing piano he'd be considered a bold and unpredictable new talent"
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May 24, 2019 23:12
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Shut up! Shut up, both of you! God, I’ve never wanted to start a joint company less in my life!
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May 24, 2019 23:25
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Beats me, man, beats me why most dudes suck. Sure as hell ain't my scene.
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May 25, 2019 00:09
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"Go get pegged in a room, supper chunks" is still my favorite FYF bit. I want to use it in real life way more than an insult that esoteric can ever be busted out.
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May 25, 2019 05:18
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Onstad needs to write a regular-type book. He's got the chops and lord knows I'd read it.
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May 25, 2019 06:04
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some sort of book... of recipes...
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May 25, 2019 10:40
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Bust Rodd posted:Do you think Onstadt has an IRL friend he loves the way Ray loves Roast Beed, or do you think they are just what Onstadt imagines having a bro would be like?
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May 25, 2019 12:10
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Onstadt is all of these people, in shifts and phases. Except Molly. He's never been Molly. EDIT: yes, even Tina
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May 25, 2019 18:05
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Tina, Ray and Onstad are the only ones who know what a Commodore is
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May 25, 2019 23:06
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That honestly irks me, and I don't know why.
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May 26, 2019 04:46
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I prefer my Commodore on all fours. It is my way.
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May 26, 2019 05:54
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FactsAreUseless posted:Since Onstadt is Teodor, not Beef, I think we can say no. I don't think it's an accident that his middle name is Todd.
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May 26, 2019 06:13
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Happy Hippo posted:I prefer my Commodore on all fours. *puts down a little towel for you to finish in*
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May 26, 2019 07:15
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each of the achewood characters is a projection of some portion of onstad's psyche
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May 26, 2019 17:34
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Especially Todd.
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May 26, 2019 18:31
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Teodor is Onstad's Ego, Pat is his Super-ego, and Todd is the Id.
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May 27, 2019 02:05
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It's official, Onstad only listens to double music
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May 27, 2019 06:07
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I always presumed that the commodore referred to an esoteric manner in which to stimulate the prostate, resulting in a series of rear end orgasms and possibly the expulsion of fecal matter (hence the towel) It's probably related to how Ray's breeder made him doodoo on the floor with a q tip. Same technique except consensual
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May 27, 2019 11:50
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Years after the final strip was published, Achewood keeps being a celebration of the language
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May 27, 2019 16:33
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May 27, 2019 17:15
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┌-> Yes! -┐ └--- Hi! <-┘ Phy fucked around with this message at 18:16 on May 27, 2019 |
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May 27, 2019 18:13
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Literally the best flowchart.
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May 27, 2019 18:57
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Shibawanko posted:I always presumed that the commodore referred to an esoteric manner in which to stimulate the prostate, resulting in a series of rear end orgasms and possibly the expulsion of fecal matter (hence the towel) it's getting pegged with the complimentary pantene, op
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May 27, 2019 19:11
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Back in 2009 Time let Onstad write a piece about hoarding. In character as Cornelius.
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May 27, 2019 19:47
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Pope Guilty posted:Back in 2009 Time let Onstad write a piece about hoarding. In character as Cornelius. Holy poo poo I feel kind of like Howard Carter, peering through the hole chipped into the inner door of Tutankhamun's tomb
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May 27, 2019 20:24
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Shibawanko posted:It's probably related to how Ray's breeder made him doodoo on the floor with a q tip. Same technique except consensual Anybody got a link for this? I haven't seen it in a while.
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May 27, 2019 20:33
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http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02212003
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May 27, 2019 20:35
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Shibawanko posted:I always presumed that the commodore referred to an esoteric manner in which to stimulate the prostate, resulting in a series of rear end orgasms and possibly the expulsion of fecal matter (hence the towel) Nah, it's a combo rimjob/reach-around. Tina's nasty but she ain't that nasty.
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May 27, 2019 21:07
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Has anyone here tried boning to Bikini Girls With Machine Guns Is it as good as ray says
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May 27, 2019 22:17
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Toebone posted:Nah, it's a combo rimjob/reach-around. Tina's nasty but she ain't that nasty. agreed, no gentleman will accept a Rusty Trombone, hence the rebrand.
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May 27, 2019 22:45
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Pope Guilty posted:Back in 2009 Time let Onstad write a piece about hoarding. In character as Cornelius. "Charles Morgan Wren the Nerd" loving wrecked him
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This was today's No Context Achewood, and it's also one of my favourite Achewoods of all time. Alt text This from the guy who signed The Sexual Homeboys God drat Achewood was good. Is good.
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