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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
vive la presse libre

https://twitter.com/thierryherrant/status/1131072686891917312

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Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

Kurtofan posted:

vive la presse libre

L’inquiétante convocation d’une journaliste du « Monde » pour des articles sur l’affaire Benalla

quote:

Une journaliste du Monde, Ariane Chemin, est convoquée, mercredi 29 mai, par les policiers de la section des atteintes au secret de la défense nationale de la Direction générale de la sécurité intérieure (DGSI). Cette enquête vise nos articles sur les affaires d’Alexandre Benalla, notamment nos informations sur le profil d’un sous-officier de l’armée de l’air, Chokri Wakrim, compagnon de l’ex-cheffe de la sécurité de Matignon, Marie-Elodie Poitout.

M. Wakrim était lié par un contrat de protection rapprochée avec un homme d’affaires russe, qui a conduit à l’ouverture d’une enquête pour « corruption ».

Nous maintenons évidemment nos informations et exprimons notre inquiétude sur cette convocation : l’intérêt public suppose de pouvoir enquêter sur les entourages et les liens entretenus par des collaborateurs de l’Elysée ou de Matignon, quels que soient leurs parcours antérieurs.


Also Francois Hollande decided to give the kiss of death to the PS candidate.

Kassad fucked around with this message at 15:32 on May 22, 2019

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

i'm glad hollande is trying to finish up the PS, i won't be satisfied until they do zero percent

anyway, this loving country man

https://twitter.com/abdelmalik92/status/1131249419188396035

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Raphael Glucksmann also got the coveted Jospin endorsement

https://twitter.com/le_Parisien/status/1131080388598804480

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Merci Lionel, tu peux retourner dans la réserve maintenant.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
la réserve naturelle du jospin en ile de ré

pinkacidbootson
Apr 8, 2011
Fun Shoe
Looking for a bit of advice regarding this week's European election. This is my first time voting in France (I'm British) and because of endless Brexit hell I still get to vote this time.

Looking at the polls, the main parties in the lead are RN, LREM and Républicains. I have no intention of voting for these.

The highest polling left/ecologist parties are LFI and EELV so these are a likely choice; please help me to choose between these two, or even another party. I already have no faith in the PS. What about generation-dot-s?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

pinkacidbootson posted:

Looking for a bit of advice regarding this week's European election. This is my first time voting in France (I'm British) and because of endless Brexit hell I still get to vote this time.

Looking at the polls, the main parties in the lead are RN, LREM and Républicains. I have no intention of voting for these.

The highest polling left/ecologist parties are LFI and EELV so these are a likely choice; please help me to choose between these two, or even another party. I already have no faith in the PS. What about generation-dot-s?

Dont vote for EELV imo, they are macron adjacent libs
I'm going to vote PCF, they made a good case with their left wing campaign, and ian brossat seems like a good dude.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

on the one hand eelv have eva joly who is cool

on the other they have cohn bendit who is, uh, not

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

Here's their campaign clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv5JlhY9YHs

Openly calling for deportations and ethnic cleansing, welcome to France in 2019.

I'm told it's being shown on public TV alongside the other campaign clips :thumbsup:

Kassad fucked around with this message at 14:29 on May 23, 2019

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

cohn bendit isn't on the eelv list and, I think, he's not affiliated with them anymore.

I'm leaning eelv, what about them is macron adjacent?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Dirty Frank posted:

cohn bendit isn't on the eelv list and, I think, he's not affiliated with them anymore.

I'm leaning eelv, what about them is macron adjacent?

stuff like this https://www.lemonde.fr/politique/article/2019/03/06/europeennes-yannick-jadot-accuse-de-proner-une-ecologie-de-marche_5432124_823448.html

he kinda took it back, but at some point during the campaign he said he would be willing to be in a coalition with the right wing and liberal european parties

Kassad posted:

Here's their campaign clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv5JlhY9YHs

Openly calling for deportations and ethnic cleansing, welcome to France in 2019.

I'm told it's being shown on public TV alongside the other campaign clips :thumbsup:

whoever okayed this list is loving stupid. Like at what point do you see this and not go "this is ok, not nazis :thumbsup:" even if they do 1 percent or something, it's still pretty loving bad.

Kurtofan fucked around with this message at 20:05 on May 23, 2019

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Kassad posted:

Here's their campaign clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv5JlhY9YHs

Openly calling for deportations and ethnic cleansing, welcome to France in 2019.

I'm told it's being shown on public TV alongside the other campaign clips :thumbsup:
Fyi, this is Renaud Camus and he is the inventor of the "grand replacement" conspiracy theory (yes same one who inspired the recent new zealand shooter poo poo eater), i was tempted to make an entry about his crazy rear end a few year back when i made the presidential candidates effort-post but that fucker didn't managed to get the mayors signatures.
This was the photo of him i planned to use:

It illustrates the "personage".
vvvvv pretty much, the Arthur de Gobinau of our time, i guess

Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 20:15 on May 23, 2019

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
too loving dumb to live

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Let's make a time machine, send him back to the 11th century and fiorina to the 1930s, where they can truly be happy

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
meanwhile in Belgium

https://twitter.com/Eris_Lepoil/status/1131597066831106048

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

4chan's official candidate.
edit: holy poo poo her twitter account got more material:
https://twitter.com/AngelinaChan/status/1131546680610971648

Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 20:19 on May 23, 2019

JustJeff88
Jan 15, 2008

I AM
CONSISTENTLY
ANNOYING
...
JUST TERRIBLE


THIS BADGE OF SHAME IS WORTH 0.45 DOUBLE DRAGON ADVANCES

:dogout:
of SA-Mart forever
Ses yeux me font horreur. Je n'y vois que la folie et la haine.

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
Whenever I think politics in the anglosphere are bad I'm reminded that in three years you'll have to choose between Macron or Le Pen again.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Chuka Umana posted:

Whenever I think politics in the anglosphere are bad I'm reminded that in three years you'll have to choose between Macron or Le Pen again.

I mean Yeah, i guess you're british but americans arent that much better off :v:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Dupont-aignan is still a thing

https://twitter.com/dupontaignan/status/1131085119450746882?s=19

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

And i bet the catholic* wing of his ghost of a party is furious he is asking for bird control in Africa.
*well they will define themselves THAT way

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
https://twitter.com/steph_sejourne/status/1131294307653173252?s=19
Well i'm comvinced

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

gently caress you, i realized that they had a loving website and i stupidly decided to check most "young PARTY" websites. Just loving go to the http://jeunesrepublicains.com/ site and try not to laugh. It's a goldmine of great photos and great whining. It stopped updating after 2016. I wonder why.

quote:

LE SCAN POLITIQUE – Les jeunes Républicains s’étonnent de ne pas être consultés alors que le Mouvement des jeunes socialistes a été reçu.

Les jeunes Républicains ne veulent pas être tenus à l’écart des consultations autour de l’avant projet de loi El Khomri. Dans une lettre adressée vendredi à Manuel Valls, la présidente du mouvement rattaché à LR demande à être reçue à Matignon. «Nous sommes inquiets qu’aucune invitation ne nous soit encore parvenue, comme cela avait d’ailleurs été le cas lors de l’organisation des “Vœux à la jeunesse” de notre pays afin de les consulter et de recueillir leurs propositions d’évolution du cadre du travail», écrit Marine Brenier.

Mercredi, le premier ministre a annoncé vouloir rencontrer les différents mouvements de jeunesse afin de les consulter sur l’avant projet de loi de sa ministre du Travail. Mais ce sont exclusivement les organisations syndicales qui ont ensuite été contactées par Matignon. Cependant, le Mouvement des jeunes socialistes, hostile au projet El Khomri, a déjà été reçu par plusieurs ministres. «Par Myriam El Khomri mardi, par Najat Vallaud Belkacem jeudi soir et Patrick Kanner lundi prochain», précise au Scan la direction du MJS.
«Nous sommes là pour proposer, pas pour nous opposer»

«On veut parler au premier ministre. Nous on a des vraies idées, nous sommes là pour proposer, pas pour nous opposer», avance le secrétaire général des Jeunes Républicains, Geoffrey Carvalhinho. Dès mardi dernier, une délégation des Jeunes républicains s’est rendue devant le ministère du Travail pour déposer à l’accueil dix propositions «pour réformer le cadre du travail».

Plein d’ironie, le mouvement a tenu, dans sa missive, à rappeler ses coordonnées au cabinet de Manuel Valls, «ne doutant pas qu’il s’agisse, dans un cas comme dans l’autre, d’une simple erreur dans la transmission des invitations». «Par ailleurs, nous consultons régulièrement nos messages sur Twitter ou sur notre page Facebook», s’amuse Marine Brenier. Peine perdue. Ce vendredi soir, l’entourage du premier ministre confiait au Figaro.fr qu’une telle rencontre n’était «pas prévue».
"It's unfair they are receiving the loving SOCIALISTS!!!! Why are they talking to the youth branch from their own party and not to us???? FILLON 2016!1!"

Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 08:20 on May 24, 2019

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Kurtofan posted:

Well i'm comvinced

I'm the prop phone to look busy, except it's showing the home screen

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod



are they loving eating dominos pizza?!

i've had french dominos, and it was so vile I couldn't eat more than a slice

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011
Have there been any efforts into metastizing the Gillette jaunes into a unified political organization with organized activists/leaders/whatever, or throwing their support behind any existing political party?

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Yes and no. Yes in that many people have tried, however none of them have succeeded to any measurable extent.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

mila kunis posted:

Have there been any efforts into metastizing the Gillette jaunes into a unified political organization with organized activists/leaders/whatever, or throwing their support behind any existing political party?

There are a couple minor parties that claim to represent the gilet jaunes in tomorrows elections but they're incredibly small

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
If people start building guillotines they should def start calling themselves the gillette jaunes

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
daniel cohn bendit lmao

https://twitter.com/enmarchefr/status/1132001161156923392

they can have cohn bendit and mitterand

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011

unpacked robinhood posted:

If people start building guillotines they should def start calling themselves the gillette jaunes

Stupid phone auto correct!

Kobal2
Apr 29, 2019

mila kunis posted:

Have there been any efforts into metastizing the Gillette jaunes into a unified political organization with organized activists/leaders/whatever, or throwing their support behind any existing political party?

It's difficult to coalesce a sort of general albeit vague "gently caress all o' y'alls bullshit, for real now" into a constructive movement.
That's basically what we found out in 1789 btw.

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011


:lol:

https://twitter.com/b_novak/status/1132238244723269637

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

Kurtofan posted:

I mean Yeah, i guess you're british but americans arent that much better off :v:

Even the Democratic Party is better than Macron.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

mila kunis posted:

Have there been any efforts into metastizing the Gillette jaunes into a unified political organization with organized activists/leaders/whatever, or throwing their support behind any existing political party?

The Australian election recently had a couple of candidates running under the "yellow vest party" or something along those lines, if another country co-opting the movement counts.

I'm just going to go out on a limb and assume their only policy was "gently caress off we're full"

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

je suis l'echo

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
https://twitter.com/FredMichalak/status/1132697777371267073

French Politics: Un Sharknado électoral

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

loving PS

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
I don't even give a poo poo about the fn, people still voting for the ps baffle me

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