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klafbang posted:Tesla: now with interior skidmarks lmao
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i wonder how the employees feel when they grab at toilet paper that isn't there and curse themselves for forgetting to grab theirs from their bag when they'll remember that https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/24/business/highest-paid-ceos-2018.html "Compensation for top bosses grew at double the pace of ordinary workers’ wages, according to our annual analysis. Topping the list: Elon Musk, with a $2.3 billion package." enron's bringing home the money
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May 24, 2019 21:31
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has anyone said enron musk yet
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Here's an analyst for ARK investing who says everyone else is wrongquote:We have updated and now are open-sourcing that extract with the following conclusions. Even if full autonomy turns out to be “science fiction” and Tesla cannot produce an autonomous car, ARK estimates that the electric vehicle opportunity alone would boost its stock 2-6 fold from $195 today to $560-$1,200 by 2023. If Tesla does solve for full autonomy, however, and its electric vehicle (EV) production surpasses our bear case estimates, TSLA could scale significantly higher than our previous $4,000* price target during the next five years, thanks to our newly introduced bull case for electric vehicle volumes. Here's where she decided to show her math and will probably be looking for a new job soon https://twitter.com/Keubiko/status/1131974933037424640 https://twitter.com/Keubiko/status/1131978917198344194
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quote:In our original model we forecasted that Tesla would sell roughly 1.7 million EVs in 2023. The key variable impacting our original bull and bear cases was not the number of EVs sold, but Tesla’s ability to launch an autonomous taxi network. During our podcast, Elon Musk noted that Tesla could produce 3 million EVs in 2023.1 As a result, we have modeled a bull case for EV sales at 3 million units in 2023, which would be consistent with an exponential ramp in production. L M A O
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SIGSEGV posted:i wonder how the employees feel when they grab at toilet paper that isn't there and curse themselves for forgetting to grab theirs from their bag when they'll remember that I think his pay package is based off of the Tesla stock hitting multi-1000s though, lol. he and his board are such idiots
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May 24, 2019 21:48
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I bet she's the K in ARK E: holy poo poo it's an actual firm with more than 3 jackasses lmao what the gently caress FAUXTON fucked around with this message at 22:02 on May 24, 2019 |
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May 24, 2019 22:00
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:Here's an analyst for ARK investing who says everyone else is wrong prolly a promotion in this trio of genius brains
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"imagine, if you will, that tesla was a fundamentally different company led by a fundamentally different c-suite and it solved a problem nobody else has in the world decades ahead of schedule. why, in that case, wouldn't it be worth a lot of money?"
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:"imagine, if you will, that tesla was a fundamentally different company led by a fundamentally different c-suite and it solved a problem nobody else has in the world decades ahead of schedule. why, in that case, wouldn't it be worth a lot of money?" congrats, you can be an analyst
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leftist heap posted:L M A O loving lol that perceiving something as exponential growth didn't ring any warning bells
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:loving lol that perceiving something as exponential growth didn't ring any warning bells one of the first thing they taught me in grad school was that if you stumble across a relationship with a 99%+ correlation, you are much more likely to have inadvertently matched a variable against itself (or a proxy) than you were to have made a nobel-prize winning discovery
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Rex-Goliath posted:declaring bankruptcy != financial ruin when you're at that level of wealth https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Blixseth i met this dickhead and his dickhead ex-wife once. i guess once you have a certain number of 0s in the bank it becomes incredibly difficult to fail our dear president has 6-8 bankruptcies and he probably still has at least a million dollars
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Roosevelt posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Blixseth I feel like I’ve cited a decision from this guy’s bankruptcy case recently and it’s going to annoy me all weekend until I find out for what.
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Three Olives posted: I swear everyone that owns an ICE car has stockholm syndrome, the maintenance on them loving sucks and buying gas is gross, inconvenient in generally just a pain in the rear end. Tesla could have made their cars so much more appealing on that aspect had they not been well known to literally just fall apart by themselves. OJ MIST 2 THE DICK fucked around with this message at 02:09 on May 25, 2019 |
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May 25, 2019 01:57
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quoting three olive sans attribution is playing a dangerous game my friend
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infernal machines posted:quoting three olive sans attribution is playing a dangerous game my friend Oh please, don't act like buying gas isn't objectively gross, beggars harass you, even at a "nice" gas station I had a charity accost me, it's expensive, the pump handles are loving filthy, sometimes there are puddles of gasoline on the ground, there are news stories all the time about skimmers in the credit card readers, even the palpable despair, everyone looks bored and pissed off about even having to deal with the indignity. And that's at the stations that aren't blaring video advertisements to you, captive customer.
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i was found out
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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK posted:Oh please, don't act like buying gas isn't objectively gross, beggars harass you, even at a "nice" gas station I had a charity accost me, it's expensive, the pump handles are loving filthy, sometimes there are puddles of gasoline on the ground, there are news stories all the time about skimmers in the credit card readers, even the palpable despair, everyone looks bored and pissed off about even having to deal with the indignity. Move
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May 25, 2019 02:09
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if all i had to go on was three olives’s posts, i would think Texas was indistinguishable from Bangladesh
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texas has far less culture than bangladesh
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if I had an ev, I’d have to take an extra trip to a charger every couple days since I park on the street and don’t drive much. a tank of gas regularly lasts me two weeks or more.
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Endless Mike posted:if I had an ev, I’d have to take an extra trip to a charger every couple days since I park on the street and don’t drive much. a tank of gas regularly lasts me two weeks or more. don’t worry we’re gonna get smart roads with inductive charging to fix that, any decade now!
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Soricidus posted:don’t worry we’re gonna get smart roads with inductive charging to fix that, any decade now! Speaking of, solar roadways, the bonkers kickstarter from half a decade back, is still making updates and people still make comments that suggest they believe in them. Gonna categorize it as "not a scam, just idiots."
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How Elon Musk Turned Around Tesla By Installing Coin Operated Toilet Paper Dispensers
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ted hitler posted:How Elon Musk Turned Around Tesla By Installing Coin Operated Toilet Paper Dispensers Wish you were limited to coin-op posting, but immediately thereafter were unable to find any coins (so that you would be unable to post, because your posts are not good).
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https://twitter.com/SFBART/status/1132131527439990785 https://twitter.com/SFBART/status/1132134386558676992
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klafbang posted:Speaking of, solar roadways, the bonkers kickstarter from half a decade back, is still making updates and people still make comments that suggest they believe in them. Gonna categorize it as "not a scam, just idiots." Excuse me, but it's solar freakin' roadways
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Wheany posted:Excuse me, but it's solar freakin' roadways If you can get a good video rendering of something people really wish existed, no matter how impossible, there's a good chance you can scam a few hundred thousand dollars off suckers on kickstarter.
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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK posted:https://twitter.com/SFBART/status/1132131527439990785 oh okay so he's just come out now and admitted that his idea does require hundreds of parallel tunnels to achieve meaningful throughput
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Sagebrush posted:oh okay so he's just come out now and admitted that his idea does require hundreds of parallel tunnels to achieve meaningful throughput he's a vain, arrogant idiot, op
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May 25, 2019 15:57
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the sf bay area is definitely a good place to be drilling hundreds of tunnels
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May 25, 2019 16:01
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Hundreds of tunnels through bedrock won't weaken that bedrock support in any ways, no sir.
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May 25, 2019 16:01
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hundreds of *layers* of tunnels, not just hundreds of tunnels
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May 25, 2019 16:09
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which means, what, tunnels going down 2500ft underground at minimum
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May 25, 2019 16:11
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elong is the o.g tunnel snake
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Sagebrush posted:oh okay so he's just come out now and admitted that his idea does require hundreds of parallel tunnels to achieve meaningful throughput elon tunnel
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lol they put it in picture form so they would make sure that elon would be able to understand it next tweet for elon: 
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I know nothing of the BART aside from vague complaints. What should I know about it?
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