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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



The Something Awful Forums > Discussion › Goons in Platoons > May Current Foods Thread: My burger joint is better than your burger joint, don't @ me

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MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


A TORONTO SPORTS BALL TEAM IS GOING TO FINALS

SUCK MY DICK FROM THE BACK

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

MA-Horus posted:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


A TORONTO SPORTS BALL TEAM IS GOING TO FINALS

SUCK MY DICK FROM THE BACK

I didn't look it up but I thought you might appreciate this.

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009

Handsome Ralph posted:

White Castle is garbage.

WHite Castle has impossible burger patties now though

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





anyone near indianapolis?

go try burger fuel, it's nz's gift to the world

i mean aside from LOTR

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

Suicide Watch posted:

WHite Castle has impossible burger patties now though

What's impossible about them? Are they somehow able to be consumed when you're sober?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Godholio posted:

In N Out is utterly mediocre.

Mods ban this sick filth.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Bored As gently caress posted:

What's impossible about them? Are they somehow able to be consumed when you're sober?

Impossible to afford cuz they cost twice as much

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Imagine a boot making CBP officers taste the curb, forever

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
I like an In 'N Out burger, but the fries aren't good.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

mlmp08 posted:

I like an In 'N Out burger, but the fries aren't good.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

mlmp08 posted:

I like an In 'N Out burger, but the fries aren't good.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Is in and out the chain in texas where everything is overpriced mediocre poo poo unless you order off a secret menu or is that whataburger?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

MA-Horus posted:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


A TORONTO SPORTS BALL TEAM IS GOING TO FINALS

SUCK MY DICK FROM THE BACK

Who did they beat? Are you talking about the raptors

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Stravag posted:

Is in and out the chain in texas where everything is overpriced mediocre poo poo unless you order off a secret menu or is that whataburger?


that's whataburger

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
In-and-out is good, but for a few dollars more Habit has it beat by a mile. It's pretty much the best fastfood burger you can get.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-48411735

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Whataburger is pretty good.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Whataburger doesn’t have a secret menu. Its the jesus fundies at in n out (which is mediocre) that have a secret menu. I was told I only think jesus cup place is mediocre because I didn’t order from the secret menu.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Nah they're alright. The secret menu does unlock acidity in your burger via mustard pickles and chilies, and ridiculous poo poo like mustard frying the Patty.

But they're not the best burger.

Five guys is like addictive drugs. The first hit is the best, the rest fail to live up.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Once again confirming the only way in and out is worthwhile is if you order things they don’t have on the menu.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

secret menus are dumb as hell

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

orange juche posted:

that's whataburger

I've never heard of a whataburger secret menu

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
nachos galacticos

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

ill take a breast man

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009
What do people think about Wahlburgers

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

anyone near indianapolis?

go try burger fuel, it's nz's gift to the world

i mean aside from LOTR

I will be sure to check it out when I'm done spending time in Massachusetts

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Who did they beat? Are you talking about the raptors

Yup! Beat the Bucks

Beating all the odds.

Now they face the Warriors and we're gonna get stomped.

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





https://twitter.com/WrathUnIeashed/status/1132324711571107841

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

secret menus are dumb as hell

Even Waffle House has a secret menu available only by request. It has omelets on it.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Suicide Watch posted:

What do people think about Wahlburgers

Never been. Aren't they closing like, half their restaurants?

That's what happens when you leave Donnie in charge.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/AlastairGale/status/1132569665798955013?s=19

I'm seeing double, four Trumps

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


BigDave posted:

One word: Culver's Double Butter Burger.

*nods sagely*

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

MA-Horus posted:

Yup! Beat the Bucks

Beating all the odds.

Now they face the Warriors and we're gonna get stomped.

I just hope it's not 4-0

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Hot Karl Marx posted:

I just hope it's not 4-0

What does your heart tell you, friend?

And that was the most polite riot I've ever seen.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


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quote:

Yes, for those keeping score, in a mere two years we’ve gone from a futuristic vision of electric skates zooming around a variety of vehicles in a network of underground tunnels to—and I cannot stress this enough—a very small, paved tunnel that can fit one (1) car.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Is this thread acting up for anyone else? I can’t see anything.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



A little bit, on the app. I’m getting “could not load page” for a few threads, but I get through eventually.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

ded posted:

In-and-out is good, but for a few dollars more Habit has it beat by a mile. It's pretty much the best fastfood burger you can get.

There's a Habit across the street from our In N Out. I've driven past it daily for a year, but never been.

Edit: I dunno how people go crazy for In N Out. It's good, but like the most generic burger there is. I like the animal style fries, but let's face it that's nothing special. That said, it was always a thing we'd do every TDY to Vegas, and I'm due for another visit soon.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 18:17 on May 26, 2019

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Coldwar timewarp
May 8, 2007



Plain McDonald’s double cheeseburger

Can we talk about who is going to get nuked the most because they live close to DC for a few pages to break the monotony?

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