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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

TheKingslayer posted:

This poo poo is stupid because Arby's doesn't carry Sprite.

They sure do

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Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

arby's switched over to coke products a bit ago.

source: my distended, throbbing red gut

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Which is bullshit.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




bob dobbs is dead posted:

i thought everyone on these dead comedy forums was a computer toucher

Technically we're all touching computers to post. Not professionally though.


in before that one rear end in a top hat using speech to text comes in to "well, actually"






lol, just lol, if you don't have Enrique type for you

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


smdh if you can't use vi/vim and you touch *NIX for work


hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010
Viral marketing memes. Fantastic. Bring me more.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
LOL if you don't use pen and paper and take a picture of it with your phone then send it from your Hotmail address you registered in 1998 that references whatever you were into back then.

Dictated but not read.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

I touch my car way more than my mechanic so we're both in the car-toucher category, but goddamn if I know poo poo about a boofed timing alterbator belt or whatever. Have some compassion for the drivers, son

Wait, how often do you touch your mechanic?

Montalvo
Sep 3, 2007



Fun Shoe
vim is what maladjusted grognards with little else going on in their lives like to use and talk about using.

Normal people use Sublime Text.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

*burts into threat trailing BAK files and enveloped in a miasma of IRQs* EEEDDDDLIIIINNNN!!!

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

I don't think I've ever watched a porn that was just a stationary vagina with nothing in it or on it

It probably wouldn't sell well if it existed

You'd think that, but *gestures at every amateur porn thread on 4chan*

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene
R/simps

PS. Love the cabin
Dec 30, 2011
Bee Lincoln

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/4WUnHQJ.mp4
It gets better if you unmute it

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

It’s 2019 grandpa, we’re all about the cattle methodology now. Just lol if you edit anything instead of taking the VM out back and shooting it. Double lol if you’re actually using a proper VM and not a micro service.


I work for a major bank and the don’t use source control or centralized logging. Someone call the cops.

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

I don't think I've ever watched a porn that was just a stationary vagina with nothing in it or on it

It probably wouldn't sell well if it existed


Back in my day, we called those va-j-j-pegs, and we considered ourselves lucky when we found one.


Montalvo posted:

Normal people use Sublime Text.

lol at people who do anything outside of the terminal, just lol.



Incoming :can:s:

vim is okay. I like vi better. Also, I once heard a person pronounce "vi" as "six" and I can't unhear it.

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

pseudorandom posted:

Incoming :can:s:

vim is okay. I like vi better. Also, I once heard a person pronounce "vi" as "six" and I can't unhear it.

Holy poo poo lmao

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


pseudorandom posted:


lol at people who do anything outside of the terminal, just lol.


:hmmyes:

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy

pseudorandom posted:

Also, I once heard a person pronounce "vi" as "six" and I can't unhear it.

God dammit

MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil

Hooplah posted:

it's a sauce. can't be a marinade because there's no salt or acid. can't be a broth because it's not heated. obviously not a beverage, i mean duh

bithc what do you think pasteurisation is

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Once many years ago I was in a group that I assumed was all nerds like me, and one of them said something like "oh well, time to get back to vi"

I said "vi is eVIl, and the work of the deVIl."

Then I found out that his wife's name was Vi

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

Montalvo posted:

Normal people use Sublime Text.
Unregistered, of course.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

KoRMaK posted:

sudo apt-get install nano


I don't understand these vim nerds

using ubuntu in prod, wtf is wrong with you?

also, I take it you don't ever deal with legacy systems, or isolated systems with no internet access and extremely limited local repos.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



emacs tho

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


MaliciousOnion posted:

bithc what do you think pasteurisation is

OH gently caress IT'S A BROTH

to the rest of you take it to yospos or whatever, this shits boring for the rest of us

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Takoluka posted:

emacs tho

emacs doesn't exist on a solaris 7 box, or HPUX. vi is the only constant.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
Notepad doubleplusgood

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Data Graham posted:

Once many years ago I was in a group that I assumed was all nerds like me, and one of them said something like "oh well, time to get back to vi"

I said "vi is eVIl, and the work of the deVIl."

Then I found out that his wife's name was Vi

Vi Hart has apparently heard all the jokes

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
What the gently caress is this page about holy poo poo I feel dirty, like I've been attacked

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Collapsing Farts posted:

What the gently caress is this page about holy poo poo I feel dirty, like I've been attacked

seriously, all these filthy emacs and nano users

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

nano is the only one of those that I know and it loving sucks so I'm assuming all the others do too and that's the point you turbonerds are trying to make





Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


RFC2324 posted:

using ubuntu in prod, wtf is wrong with you?


lol, look at this clown that doesn't know about debian

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Azhais posted:

That's a strange way to spell nano

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

pseudorandom posted:

Also, I once heard a person pronounce "vi" as "six" and I can't unhear it.

Good lord :catstare:

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Mr. Fix It posted:

lol, look at this clown that doesn't know about debian

If you aren't running Gentoo in prod you are doing it wrong

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


RFC2324 posted:

If you aren't running Gentoo in prod you are doing it wrong


Fair enough

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


RFC2324 posted:

If you aren't running Ubuntu LiveCD in prod you are doing it wrong

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

RFC2324 posted:

If you aren't running Mandrake Linux in prod you are doing it wrong

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy

RFC2324 posted:

If you aren't running TempleOS in prod you are doing it wrong

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

RFC2324 posted:

If you aren't running a grift on racist boomers you are doing it wrong

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