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"Diarrhea! Diarrhea! Diarrhea!" goes the refrain. "A million wipes are not enough for diarrhea!"
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I watched Dune again for he first time in like a year, and the first time while high. And somehow it was only THIS time that I realized how horrible it really is. Did David just tell most of the actors to read their lines as plainly and emotionlessly as possible?
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I am appreciating all of this literal Dune-related shitposting.
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:I watched Dune again for he first time in like a year, and the first time while high. And somehow it was only THIS time that I realized how horrible it really is. Did David just tell most of the actors to read their lines as plainly and emotionlessly as possible? Where are my feelings?
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i have seen the banner of villeneuve carried before a fire that engulfed the box office a thousand screaming dune fans drunk on hype-liquor Phi230 fucked around with this message at 18:37 on May 28, 2019 |
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Oh hey, a few dozen new posts in the Dune thread, must be some more casting announcements! 
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Anne Frank Funk posted:I must eat fiber. Fiber is the poop-former. Fiber is the little help that brings total defecation. I will ingest my fiber. I will permit it to pass into me and through me. And when it has gone past I will open the brown eye to show it its path. Where the fiber has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. 
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my research into the mechanics of feces processing by stillsuits has as of yet born no fruit. but I did uncover this interesting tidbit from the Dune encyclopedia:quote:From the earliest designs, stillsuits for women were constructed differently from those of the men: in addition to the thigh pads which processed urine and feces, the women's suits included a third processing unit for reclaiming the water lost in menstrual blood. In the later, even more efficient versions, these units kept female water loss on a par with that of the male, in spite of their physiological handicap. I am of the opinion that the Freman ate their own feces to recycle the residual spice found therein. there was a bit that got left on the editing table from the first book where Paul has to eat a turd as a form of initiation rite.
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With their diet and the still suit processing, it's probably like shredded wheat Freman Frass
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Fully desiccated poops do not smell and are often used as a good source of fuel irl
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Bring me my fremen turd brazier the desert night grows chill
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I have learned that there are people who have jammed tattoo needles into their eyeballs in an attempt to gain the Eyes of Ibad. this is a bad idea. do not do it.
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Even after becoming emperor, Paul still enjoyed the thrill of using the catheter/rectum-vacuum combo. That was the true reason behind his night walks in Arrakeen.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Bring me my fremen turd brazier the desert night grows chill Ah, that’s what was in all those glowglobes.
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I want Fremen poo poo-jerky farmer to be a profession/crafting specialization in the inevitable Dune MMO.
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Chairdog turd rawhide
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what do Fremen use for toilets, is this known? obv they don't use flushing toilets. too much water. plenty of sand though. litterbox? Stilgar, inspecting the litterbox after Paul has just laid waste to it: "Usul has called a big one!"
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Vlex posted:Brown within brown eyes 
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uber_stoat posted:what do Fremen use for toilets, is this known? obv they don't use flushing toilets. too much water. plenty of sand though. litterbox? K....kull wahad
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Speaking of poo poo, I will poo poo on this movie bigtime if they decide to make ornithopters look like dragonflies.
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uber_stoat posted:I have learned that there are people who have jammed tattoo needles into their eyeballs in an attempt to gain the Eyes of Ibad. this is a bad idea. do not do it. you can inject pigment into your sclera uh you prob shouldn't. If it migrates out you're hosed. You have to perfectly hit the gap between the conjunctiva and the rest of the eyeball. It's like a fraction of a mm. Like you need an eyeball surgeon to do it and not gently caress up big time sebmojo posted:K....kull wahad May his passing cleanse the world.
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The fat hand moved, tracing details on the surface. "I invite you to observe," the basso voice rumbled. "Observe closely, Piter, and you, too, Feyd-Rautha, my darling: from sixty degrees north to seventy degrees south - these exquisite ripples. Their coloring: does it not remind you of sweet roughage? And nowhere do you see blue of lakes or rivers or seas. And these lovely polar caps - so small. Could anyone mistake this place? Arrakis! Truly unique. A superb setting for a unique crap.
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uber_stoat posted:what do Fremen use for toilets, is this known? obv they don't use flushing toilets. too much water. plenty of sand though. litterbox? They don't go into detail but when Harah shows young Paul his yali (Jamis' house) she mentions a kind of bathroom: Harah posted:‘There is a reclamation chamber off the other room.’ She gestured. ‘For your comfort and convenience when you’re out of your stillsuit.’ Think of the literal rear end-vacuum they use in the International Space Station.  e: yeah I love talking about rear end-vacuums, what of it. Temaukel fucked around with this message at 03:30 on May 29, 2019 |
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When Mohiam is in jail in Messiah, she has “a Fremen privy with moisture seals”
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Temaukel posted:They don't go into detail but when Harah shows young Paul his yali (Jamis' house) she mentions a kind of bathroom: Just picturing a cosmonaut squatting on that sucker, bearing down, getting a firm grip and hrrnnnnnngggggh
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Just picturing a cosmonaut squatting on that sucker, bearing down, getting a firm grip and hrrnnnnnngggggh I'm hoping against hope it sounds like when you put a canister inside the pneumatic tube at the bank teller window thoomp Barring that, I will also accept a wet schlorp
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Communist Walrus posted:I'm hoping against hope it sounds like when you put a canister inside the pneumatic tube at the bank teller window That depends entirely upon diet, friend
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Is there a button that swishes the reclaimed water around to clean the area like a bidet?
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Realistically the only sensible toilet system for a sietch would have to be a communal latrine with rear end-gaskets. No need to clean the bowl as those rock hard fremen logs just fall straight down into the poo soup, methane could be extracted for later use, easier to reclaim water from one sietch wide septic tank, less plumbing, more opportunity for conversation and inner monologues.
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Fremen over there in the sietch port-o-jamis dropping mad inner mono logs
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Fremen over there in the sietch port-o-jamis dropping mad inner mono logs Turdsign
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After my morning (spice)coffee, my colon sounds like drumsand.
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Do you 'move' without rhythm? Try Metamusul, a dietary supplement rich in spice fiber to promote regularity. Metamusul, for more strength at the base of your pillar.
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