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Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

Virtual Russian posted:

hahaha, they can't be serious. It's as if they are purposely trying not to learn anything.
"we just have to get an exciting new leader and we'll be back to permanent majority status" has been libs.txt every other election for 20 years now

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Virtual Russian
Sep 15, 2008

Who is going to excited about Mark Carney? Like yeah, they've for sure been betting the farm on trying to get likable charismatic leaders, but they keep reaching into the bag and pulling out the worst examples. With the exception of JT they can't even do that right.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

DariusLikewise posted:

we present the next prime minister of canada, a maple syrup poutine and pint of labatt blue balanced on a canadian space arm that looks like a hockey stick

A bottle of beer holding a hockey stick who insists that he's not racist he just thinks there's too many immigrants and they're not assimilating fast enough

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
I'd love to ask some old-stock Canadians what exactly "not assimilating" means to them. Because dollars to doughnuts, their own grandparents would be guilty of the same

Jehde
Apr 21, 2010

infernal machines posted:

I'd love to ask some old-stock Canadians what exactly "not assimilating" means to them. Because dollars to doughnuts, their own grandparents would be guilty of the same

I think it's about manners, using queues, please and thank yous, etc. And you get a pass if you're white.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

infernal machines posted:

I'd love to ask some old-stock Canadians what exactly "not assimilating" means to them. Because dollars to doughnuts, their own grandparents would be guilty of the same

It means their skin is brown OP

They say the same thing about native canadians, its a dead giveaway.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Jehde posted:

I think it's about manners, using queues, please and thank yous, etc. And you get a pass if you're white.

i've lived in brampton and toronto my whole life and i've never met a 1st gen immigrant less likely to do those things than any whitebread whitby-rear end nth generation motherfucker.

incontinence 100
Dec 21, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I'm excited for PM Mark Carney. look at the alternatives. Justin has proven to be a loving moron, just like Scheer, jagmeet and May.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Another Bill posted:

It means their skin is brown OP

They say the same thing about native canadians, its a dead giveaway.

well, yeah, but when they try to frame it like "speak english" or "don't wear a headscarf" and all i can think is your ukranian grandmother was exactly the same until the day she died, so stuff it.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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Fashionable Jorts posted:

How does he look both 16 and 50 at the same time?

He looked the same in highschool

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
Actually it's in their mannerisms and how they navigate daily life. A coworker once explained this to me. Take for instance the Subway franchise. When it was full of good god fearing white people sandwiches were cut in a V as to allow the sub to hold toppings without them spilling over. Once brown-skinned immigrants took over the sandwiches were cut straight, this is because "those immigrants are used to eating flat breads with their hands and have no idea how to make a sandwich".

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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Would it surprise you that he had basically 0 friends after the dude who grew up a few doors down from him decided to start socializing with the other teens?

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

https://twitter.com/j_mcelroy/status/1133475433163313152
https://twitter.com/j_mcelroy/status/1133479118425608192
https://twitter.com/j_mcelroy/status/1133480456169480192

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
Countdown until Chip Wilson's Cialis addiction comes to light I guess.

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
-mark carney is ignatieff 2.0
-chip wilson has a small penis and a dumb name

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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The yoga pants guy being a total smoothbrain was something I would expect, just not in this particular way.

ocrumsprug
Sep 23, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

The yoga pants guy being a total smoothbrain was something I would expect, just not in this particular way.

I am finding that I am unsurprised that our local yoga pants billionaire has posted serious thoughts about how his No War leads to human extinction thesis. Even the "feminized in bed" part of it, just slid off my brain.

Am I suffering from 2019 poisoning?

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
I don't understand any of that but I can only assume Chip Wilson has some seriously hosed up fetishes

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
was chip wilson the one that built the yoga cult around lululemon

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
today on can-spam: chip wilson's weird boner

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
it reminds me of that abercrombie guy who was weirdly obsessed with looking perpetually 18 and was always surrounded by teen boys with no shirts

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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RBC posted:

it reminds me of that abercrombie guy who was weirdly obsessed with looking perpetually 18 and was always surrounded by teen boys with no shirts

Nah that dude was just horny

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Nah that dude was just horny

or what about dov charney and all his weird fetishes

i guess all these guys are just thirsty as hell

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave


I hope Chip Wilson goes into politics, he's not afraid to say what we're all thinking!

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
Is it really any surprise that a dude who built his fortune around tight fitting lady's pants has some kind of boner fixation?

ARACHTION
Mar 10, 2012

When I worked in a Vancouver area high school several of my students had met Chip Wilson’s kids “The Twins” personally by either working at or being around the Vancouver Yacht Club and unsurprisingly, they are total psychopaths.

Fun stories include them apparently pissing off the top deck of their yacht onto their yacht staff in front of the club and one of The Twins stabbing their education assistant at their private school with a pencil and giving a settlement and NDA to the worker to stay quiet.

I’m so glad the high school got to be graced with Mr. Wilson’s presence who made a speech about success. I think the students would have been more captivated by his boner theories though.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
okay kids, time for some #bonertheory

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incontinence 100
Dec 21, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
At least Kit and Ace are an abject failure.

Awful CompSloth
Dec 15, 2018
https://youtu.be/9z8b2P45yaQ

I'm watching this right now and holy poo poo, he's gonna win. This would probably be a really appealing speech to most people. He sounds liberal in tone, but right wing in policy. He's almost attacking Trudeau for the "progessise center" in a way. He could win the GTA, and all of west of Ontario, the Atlantic, and win.

He could gre at least 5 years or so easy, and who knows what would happen if the Liberal party really can't figure out what the hell to do, and we another Harper era of incredibly weak Liberal parties and leaders. This time though the NDP will be even weaker.

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
Trudeau's only consistency was in alienating the people that elected him. The immediate 180 on electoral reform, the pro-pipeline stance (while implementing a carbon tax), the absolute refusal to implement any kind of meaningful leftist policies. Not to mention the scandals. Scheer's pandering to everyone from center to far right and as usual the left votes are split.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Virtual Russian posted:

Who is going to excited about Mark Carney? Like yeah, they've for sure been betting the farm on trying to get likable charismatic leaders, but they keep reaching into the bag and pulling out the worst examples. With the exception of JT they can't even do that right.

remember that the LPC top brass spend their time either in Ottawa or in Toronto's business community and well mark carney looks really appealing if you're that particular demographic. a bureaucrat with economic chops!

a primate
Jun 2, 2010

From ages ago, but lol if you don’t pay for everything with credit and get cash back or air miles on all your purchases.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

autism ZX spectrum posted:

Trudeau's only consistency was in alienating the people that elected him. The immediate 180 on electoral reform, the pro-pipeline stance (while implementing a carbon tax), the absolute refusal to implement any kind of meaningful leftist policies. Not to mention the scandals. Scheer's pandering to everyone from center to far right and as usual the left votes are split.

he did manage to legalize weed though

Jehde
Apr 21, 2010

autism ZX spectrum posted:

Trudeau's only consistency was in alienating the people that elected him. The immediate 180 on electoral reform, the pro-pipeline stance (while implementing a carbon tax), the absolute refusal to implement any kind of meaningful leftist policies. Not to mention the scandals. Scheer's pandering to everyone from center to far right and as usual the left votes are split.

Some stoners are mad that legal weed doesn't mean competitively priced or available product, sticking to the black market.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Jehde posted:

Some stoners are mad that legal weed doesn't mean competitively priced or available product, sticking to the black market.

They should have over supplied the weed and undercut the black market. It would be easy, weed is much easier to grow than tobacco just fill up a few farmers fields and you can supply all of Canada with cheap green. Then raise the price after 5 years when all the criminal operations are shuttered because they can't compete. This is monopoly's 101 come on guys

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
nah sorry, we needed the rich to get richer, cant do anything that might cut into profits

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
if the rich stop getting richer how will the wealth trickle down, huh, smart guy?

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
dont worry the rich are always trickling on you

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Awful CompSloth posted:

https://youtu.be/9z8b2P45yaQ

I'm watching this right now and holy poo poo, he's gonna win. This would probably be a really appealing speech to most people. He sounds liberal in tone, but right wing in policy. He's almost attacking Trudeau for the "progessise center" in a way. He could win the GTA, and all of west of Ontario, the Atlantic, and win.

He could gre at least 5 years or so easy, and who knows what would happen if the Liberal party really can't figure out what the hell to do, and we another Harper era of incredibly weak Liberal parties and leaders. This time though the NDP will be even weaker.

If we get another Conservative government, I'm going full Separatist.

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MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
I'll bring back the loving FLQ I swear to God.

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