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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Can't wait for the republican cop to come out and say "NO OBSTRUCTION, NO COLLUSION it was all done on the other side!"

I'm hoping for a "Network" style speech. It'll never happen, but it would have been beautiful.

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colachute
Mar 15, 2015

What was the point of that?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I guaran-loving-tee that Trump's gonna poo poo on "a slight quiver" in Mueller's voice

I'd like to amend that statement a bit by saying the smart thing for the administration after Mueller's statements would be to shut the gently caress up and stick to their stance of "NO OBSTRUCTION, NO COLLUSION", but you just know Trump's Twitter finger is itching to poo poo on Mueller for a quivering voice.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I just caught part of it, but did Mueller just all but say "if he wasn't president he'd be sharing a cell with manafort right now?"

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

colachute posted:

What was the point of that?

Mueller is done, doesn't really want to testify in front of Congress, and essentially wanted to yell AS PER MY LAST EMAIL... to pretty much everyone involved.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Let me paraphrase the Mueller conference: "Read the report. The Russians dicked with our election, and the President obstructed. I couldn't bring charges because DoJ cannot indict a sitting President. That's up to Congress. Now I am going to gently caress off into the sunset and relax."

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

facialimpediment posted:

Mueller is done, doesn't really want to testify in front of Congress, and essentially wanted to yell AS PER MY LAST EMAIL... to pretty much everyone involved.

Meanwhile dems keep sending emails which simply say "Please advise."

Hegel Exercises
Apr 25, 2019

Too fair to worship, too divine to love...

bulletsponge13 posted:

Let me paraphrase the Mueller conference: "NO OBSTRUCTION. NO COLLUSION!”

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Wrap it up Comeylures, Big Special President is 100% purestrain gold INNOCENT of NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION!

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS

LingcodKilla posted:

gently caress yeah let’s board the freedom train!

https://twitter.com/bjlefebvre/status/1133733821084520448?s=19

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


freedom gas is what you get from bbq

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


"Hmmmm...Haven't done anything stupid in public for a while...."
-Rick Perry

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

FAUXTON posted:

freedom gas is what you get from bbq

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foWcjWz7pxU

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Violating a personal rule because this reminds me of how Chuck Tingle formulates his tweets.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1133759237136494592?s=19

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Not guilty does not mean innocent.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I GOT AWAY WITH IT AGAIN NA NANA NA NA!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

EBB posted:

Not guilty does not mean innocent.

Hmmmm. Who is right: the volunteer forums policeman on a dying comedy forum, or the President of the Free World?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Chichevache posted:

Hmmmm. Who is right: the volunteer forums policeman on a dying comedy forum, or the President of the Free World?
Angela Merkel?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Chichevache posted:

Hmmmm. Who is right: the volunteer forums policeman on a dying comedy forum, or the President of the Free World?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

A current event is that I want to see more images of this woman if possible. She pretty.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Chichevache posted:

Hmmmm. Who is right: the volunteer forums policeman on a dying comedy forum, or the President of the Free World?

What Barr has established is that you can cheat, commit fraud, and lie your way into the White House, and nobody can do anything about it.

So "President of the Free World" is probably going to need some clarity on what "Free" means, since now it just means "Free for all on corruption"

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Casimir Radon posted:

Angela Merkel?



CommieGIR posted:

What Barr has established is that you can cheat, commit fraud, and lie your way into the White House, and nobody can do anything about it.

So "President of the Free World" is probably going to need some clarity on what "Free" means, since now it just means "Free for all on corruption"

Both of these points are correct.

WW3: The Americans are Nazis and the Germans are Americans

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band
I have spent a career dealing with passive aggressive bureaucrats. But Muller really takes the cake.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Chichevache posted:

WW3: The Americans are Nazis and the Germans are Americans

Apart from the bit where we have the biggest armed forces on the planet, or indeed any armed Forces worth mentioning

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

A current event is that I want to see more images of this woman if possible. She pretty.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H7Nm-5AEOg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajvmOU2AIWI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4ECdIN0TWY

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

aphid_licker posted:

Apart from the bit where we have the biggest armed forces on the planet, or indeed any armed Forces worth mentioning

I wonder if having an economy too focused on war ever led to the collapse of a country...

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Muchas gracias.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


So Nadler's gone from being wishy washy to

https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1133785991402151936

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

BigDave posted:

No truer sign that Donnie is a sociopath.

If he is a sociopath I'm glad he doesn't have a pet

DoktorLoken posted:



Imagine being this stupid.

I love Kelly comics

Milo and POTUS fucked around with this message at 19:32 on May 29, 2019

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



DoktorLoken posted:



Imagine being this stupid.

E: disregard that, can't see images at work, thought it was a Stan Kelly strip and you fell for the bait.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 20:35 on May 29, 2019

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Bodyguard for the Czech PM has a ND aboard the PM's plane :stare:

https://news.yahoo.com/safe-bodyguard-fires-gun-czech-pms-plane-143802429.html

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I hope none of the porn got hurt.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Casimir Radon posted:

I hope none of the porn got hurt.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
NRA and their Media arm are breaking up, sounds like the NRA has realized that with the SDNY investigation, a whole lot of dirty laundry is going to get aired, and they need to try to save what they can.

https://twitter.com/CarolLeonnig/status/1133810700877553664?s=20

https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/1133809749751980033?s=20

psydude
Apr 1, 2008


Good.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

CommieGIR posted:

NRA and their Media arm are breaking up, sounds like the NRA has realized that with the SDNY investigation, a whole lot of dirty laundry is going to get aired, and they need to try to save what they can.

https://twitter.com/CarolLeonnig/status/1133810700877553664?s=20

https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/1133809749751980033?s=20

Lmao that's where Loesch and that Bongino guy get their paychecks.

Or maybe used to get their paychecks lol.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
thoughts and prayers

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

FAUXTON posted:

Lmao that's where Loesch and that Bongino guy get their paychecks.

Or maybe used to get their paychecks lol.

They were begging for Russian money, I doubt they are swimming in firearms manufacturer lobbying funds anymore.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Proud Christian Mom posted:

thoughts and prayers

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Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Guys its too soon to ghoulishly talk about the nra dying we havent even buried the dead yet

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