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Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

*Enters and leaves several different tribes' caves every day, just staring and listening to them talk*

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a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
each morning me wake un' open palm slam riddickp in rock. Me cheer, do moves, do lift

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Arrow over powered look weak. me prefer classic club
Look good, feel good. Club.

Lol look at pleb use club. When I just cub we hit mastadon with hand egg.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Help!, me cross land bridge and there are giant birds that eat tribe. How kill?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
more like useless long-life man who not feel ouch

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:

Jerry Cotton posted:

Corsair is young.

holy poo poo lol

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Hihohe posted:

Help!, me cross land bridge and there are giant birds that eat tribe. How kill?

Stupid other goon, crossing land bridge. Me smart, me stay put. :smug:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Dumb woman lost in jungle many suns and moons. Me smart, stay in cave.

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

Colonel Cancer posted:

Dumb woman lost in jungle many suns and moons. Me smart, stay in cave.

Wooman not lost. Is in my cave :smug:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Angelwolf posted:

Wooman not lost. Is in my cave :smug:

more like you in her cave

*rimshot* because drums invent early in existence of bald ape

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Me go inside fartmouth clan cave. It stink, me go back tell you about it.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Colonel Cancer posted:

Had strange dream last night. Huk himself appear before me and put meat on feet.

Good open. Huk meat feet mean hunting go good


RocktheCaulk posted:

Lol look at pleb use club. When I just cub we hit mastadon with hand egg.

Hand egg just popular cause it new, me not have time for thing everyone likes they all dumb me smart


Hihohe posted:

Help!, me cross land bridge and there are giant birds that eat tribe. How kill?

Try get "radish" they not like that plant


Me try dig hole and dig too deep can't get out what me do?

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Grevling posted:

*Enters and leaves several different tribes' caves every day, just staring and listening to them talk*

No put me on cave wall drawing

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Me carry heavy etching slab long way for girl, she not sleep with me, go with mammoth butthole instead, me mad want to club girl but me too nice guy.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

RabbitWizard posted:

You have mud-ramp in your cave?

me put mammoth pelt under mud ramp. very warm

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


mud ramp put next to cave window for quick exit when trip

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
When make brown waste, how u clean self? I squat and use mammoth fur.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


RocktheCaulk posted:

When make brown waste, how u clean self? I squat and use mammoth fur.

Me am told chicks dig dingleberries

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just poo in spring, water wash off. No drink after!

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
take rivergrass, mash into pulp. river tribe call, "papyrus." dry out and wrap on branch. but not too tight! must spin like wheel. put branch at feet and hold papyrus between butt cheeks. then, pull over shoulder and head with speed! go and go until papyrus no longer come out brown.

wash hand after.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Papyrus over rock or under rock? One way right only.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

more mates no mites

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Ooh eee ooh ah ah
Ting tang
walla walla bing bang
Ooh eee ooh ah ah
Ting tang
walla walla im gay

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
gods?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
You think bird on slab floating down river takes off? Morg not think so

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Grevling posted:

*Enters and leaves several different tribes' caves every day, just staring and listening to them talk*

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

Chief McHeath posted:

Ooh eee ooh ah ah
Ting tang
walla walla bing bang
Ooh eee ooh ah ah
Ting tang
walla walla im gay

Ook more

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Colonel Cancer posted:

Just poo in spring, water wash off. No drink after!

I drink water before read now have make much brown waters, well overflow with brown water. Local shaman won't help, please advice !!!

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016


no gods, no prophets

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Moridin920 posted:

You think bird on slab floating down river takes off? Morg not think so

it easily do

most of one, is same as one.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
*tips fashionable pelt on head*

Mmmmu' mug-ba

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
god challenge: attach sharp rock to stick, prove it more effective kill thing :smuggo:

Willfrey
Jul 20, 2007

Why don't the poors simply buy more money?
Fun Shoe
I like looking at pretty rock in cave, if I piss in empty deer skulls i no need to leave cave

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
i drop gently caress rock on dingus :derp:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Make mastodon helper, no have Megalodon helper, it for cave ladies

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
me put plant foods in my meat food stew, tribe say it against sky gods wishes! but next day, Fugo put in THREE different plant foods in meat stew! crazy backward think!

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Stupid Ugg eat mammoth and sabertooth meat! Me get big and strong, eat only doe chips and dew from the mountain

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Me eat paleolithic diet every day. Am strong, healthy.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Sid Vicious posted:

Make mastodon helper, no have Megalodon helper, it for cave ladies

Make this man shaman

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Me not ask for this

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