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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Epic High Five posted:

are those tornado resistant

They turn the tornadoes into decorative water spouts.

Everyone loves water spouts.


EDIT: Eat my lovely snipe. Now with pictures.





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Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010
america deserves everything that's coming to it

https://mobile.twitter.com/LevineJonathan/status/1133377738428043264

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



yesterday's Kansas tornado, from atop one of the higher points in town

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Peanut Butler posted:

yesterday's Kansas tornado, from atop one of the higher points in town



good lord

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

that's the tornado and not just a rain shaft? :staredog:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
what no way

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

rain wrapped ralph 'nader

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Feranon posted:

that's the tornado and not just a rain shaft? :staredog:

it made its own rain shaft

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
how long do you think it would take the media to decide that it might be important to report a megatornado taking out kansas city instead of robert mueller farting??? would they even bother to report it????

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Al! posted:

how long do you think it would take the media to decide that it might be important to report a megatornado taking out kansas city instead of robert mueller farting??? would they even bother to report it????

if the above happened they'd probably be talking about it

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry

Peanut Butler posted:

yesterday's Kansas tornado, from atop one of the higher points in town



holy poo poo we are so hosed lol

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Peanut Butler posted:

yesterday's Kansas tornado, from atop one of the higher points in town



holy poo poo

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

maybe some of them megatornados will hoover out some of that floodwater that is pooling in the midwest

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
The tornado I was in was half a mile wide at the time. I was also drunk and pissed off that the power went out and I could no longer watch Malcolm in the Middle.

Apparently there were 10 confirmed tornadoes, so far in Ohio the other day, there could be more.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

Over Easy posted:

maybe some of them megatornados will hoover out some of that floodwater that is pooling in the midwest

the fun climate transition planet reality is the one where there's enough moisture and energy in the atmosphere to just have constant world spanning and sweeping storms for a couple decades

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

always wondered what it's like inside the hexagonal saturninan polar hypercane

maybe at this rate we'll get to find out! :stoked:

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Al! posted:

how long do you think it would take the media to decide that it might be important to report a megatornado taking out kansas city instead of robert mueller farting??? would they even bother to report it????

well like I said before, most of the real big settlements around here are outside of common tornado paths, and idk that anyone died

usually they veer north between Lawrence and Tonganoxie, the "Tongie Split", then break up over KC proper, reforming Northeast of KC-

this one veered south and ran right into a small town called Linwood, wiping it out p much, then getting just inside KC's I-435 ring before lifting up and reforming

really one problem is sprawl putting folks in what was the edge of town in the 90s, the last time we had a ton of tornado activity around here- lots of ppl choose to live on bigger properties on the edge of town rather than spend the same on a smaller one in town, and the ones south of town got hammered. Not a ton of structural damage, but lots of doors blown open, personal effects scattered, etc

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

there were 16 injuries in the kansas tornado and no deaths, presumably thanks in part to advanced basement technology

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

turn off the TV posted:

there were 16 injuries in the kansas tornado and no deaths, presumably thanks in part to advanced basement technology

remember when that living tornado took helen hunt's daddy away

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Al! posted:

remember when that living tornado took helen hunt's daddy away

*drops fork*

sorry, i only remember sailor

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Al! posted:

remember when that living tornado took helen hunt's daddy away

looking for a j/o bud... with a twist

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

looking for a j/o bud... with a twist

i call it twin jet streams

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Al! posted:

remember when that living tornado took helen hunt's daddy away

Remember when Jonathan Kent committed suicide via tornado?

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Peanut Butler posted:

yesterday's Kansas tornado, from atop one of the higher points in town



My mind is rejecting this image

possibly outa skepticism, but more likely outa fear

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Nebakenezzer posted:

My mind is rejecting this image

possibly outa skepticism, but more likely outa fear

https://i.imgur.com/DI1h56S.gifv

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
in the suck zone... once again

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



a mile wide suck zone, better known in layman's terms as the D&D 2020 Dem Primary Thread

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Al! posted:

remember when that living tornado took helen hunt's daddy away

I remember when Bruce Campbell fought a tornado.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
pretty sure a tornado formed right around my house about an hour and a half ago, no damage and now the rain is coming straight down so i think i'm out of the woods

never thought i'd be ready for the loving relentless heat of summer but this tornado poo poo got me honkin like a goose

Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Hair Elf
More like

Soaked-lahoma

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Flunky posted:

dayton has a cool air force museum where you can see all the different ways america has committed war crimes over the last 100 years

that's not fair. They have some nazi planes, too.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Peanut Butler posted:

yesterday's Kansas tornado, from atop one of the higher points in town



....that entire thing is a tornado? jesus

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Feranon posted:

always wondered what it's like inside the hexagonal saturninan polar hypercane

maybe at this rate we'll get to find out! :stoked:

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

zegermans posted:

....that entire thing is a tornado? jesus

no, the tornado apparently formed a curtain of rain around itself

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

turn off the TV posted:

no, the tornado apparently formed a curtain of rain around itself

Not sure what that serve is effective armor against but I am terrified that the tornado is thinking strategically

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



It's effective armour against hydrophobes.

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

Antifa Poltergeist posted:

It's effective armour against hydrophobes.

drat even tornadoes know you're afraid of showers

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



Doc Walrus posted:

drat even tornadoes know you're afraid of showers

Not all showers. :pisstape:

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
East of Dallas earlier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He6ebIVadB0

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Silver Nitrate
Oct 17, 2005

WHAT
is it okay to post a gofundme for the family in El Reno that got their house wrecked and both parents hospitalized?

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