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Zinkraptor: Apr 24, 2012

Screaming Idiot posted:

my parents forced me to eat my teeth so I would not relinquish my precious calcium

over the years, well

i developed a taste

crunch

Ah, a classic tooth fairy origin story.

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El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/eddiepepitone/status/1131629571806179328

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https://twitter.com/blainecapatch/status/1133547234878869505

https://twitter.com/DarickR/status/1124849957159165952

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

# ? May 29, 2019 05:43

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

chitoryu12 posted:

If these forums have taught me anything, it's that the first gesture actually encompasses zero horses.

# ? May 29, 2019 14:24

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

Screaming Idiot posted:

my parents forced me to eat my teeth so I would not relinquish my precious calcium

over the years, well

i developed a taste

crunch

My hippie mom DEFINITELY has a drawer full of teeth and umbilical cords somewhere and I'm terrified I'll find it some day.

At least I'm Scandinavian so I dodged the circumcision bullet, bc you know she's keeping that momento too.

# ? May 29, 2019 14:37

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

I don't know what you've heard, but they don't use guns for that.

# ? May 29, 2019 14:50

Welsh Rarebitch: Jun 5, 2011

https://twitter.com/parsfarce/status/1132458537123115008

# ? May 29, 2019 15:49

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/BUGPOSTING/status/1133169935771930624

# ? May 29, 2019 15:54

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Mak0rz posted:

https://twitter.com/BUGPOSTING/status/1133169935771930624

What's "USP"?

# ? May 29, 2019 16:01

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

chitoryu12 posted:

What's "USP"?

https://qualitymatters.usp.org/what-letters-usp-mean-label-your-medicine

# ? May 29, 2019 16:07

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Bobby Digital posted:

https://qualitymatters.usp.org/what-letters-usp-mean-label-your-medicine

If they put USP on one but not the other, would that suggest a different formula for the women's laxative?

# ? May 29, 2019 16:17

nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

the male one has a .45 pistol so you can shoot the poo poo

# ? May 29, 2019 16:38

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

chitoryu12 posted:

What's "USP"?

Unnecessarily Sexed Poop medicine

# ? May 29, 2019 16:52

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chitoryu12 posted:

What's "USP"?

Not much, what's USP with you?

# ? May 29, 2019 17:25

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

# ? May 29, 2019 18:21

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Funny that the women's tablets are "comfort coated" considering how many women shove whole dicks down their throats for fun.

# ? May 29, 2019 18:55

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

chitoryu12 posted:

If they put USP on one but not the other, would that suggest a different formula for the women's laxative?

Yeah it's pretty obviously different inactive ingredients.

The question is why do women need the gentle formula. What if my manly tum tum is upset and I want the fancy poop pills.

# ? May 29, 2019 19:10

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

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# ? May 29, 2019 21:16

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Picnic Princess posted:

Funny that the women's tablets are "comfort coated" considering how many women shove whole dicks down their throats for fun.

I assumed the 'Up & Up' logo meant....well, you know.

# ? May 29, 2019 21:34

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

If you're already having making GBS threads problems I'm going to guess your stomach is going to feel bad no matter what and you want to poo poo fast, not fancy.

# ? May 29, 2019 22:58

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

I do both

# ? May 30, 2019 00:17

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Scathach posted:

If you're already having making GBS threads problems I'm going to guess your stomach is going to feel bad no matter what and you want to poo poo fast, not fancy.

I maintain a diet of edible glitter, Goldschlager, Red Hot Cheetos, and absinthe-soaked doilies to poo poo fast and fancy.

also mods

name me poo poo FAST AND FANCY

# ? May 30, 2019 04:11

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/taylorcrispi1/status/1133398745268142080?s=21

# ? May 30, 2019 13:34

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

https://twitter.com/rasta_dad/status/1133556290641223681?s=19

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/_alexhirsch/status/1084936815344111616?s=21

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zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/_troyjohnson/status/805948899181506560

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https://twitter.com/bobby/status/1132487151407513601

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/notallbhas/status/1133889788472438790?s=21

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Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/879698678646054912

# ? May 31, 2019 01:17

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/_troyjohnson/status/805948899181506560

I just turned 30 and this hits home hard :ohdear:

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

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zoux: Apr 28, 2006

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https://twitter.com/lizzylemondrop/status/1133463158423601152

# ? May 31, 2019 03:35

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Mothra is a lady?

# ? May 31, 2019 04:28

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Who What Now posted:

Mothra is a lady?

mothra is a Queen, buddy.

# ? May 31, 2019 04:30

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

thatbastardken posted:

mothra is a Queen, buddy.

More like THOThra, AM I RIGHT?

*high-fives no one, giggles chuddishly, huffs own farts*

# ? May 31, 2019 05:28

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/iamthewarax/status/1134113207281496066?s=21

# ? May 31, 2019 06:43

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Bobby Digital posted:

https://twitter.com/iamthewarax/status/1134113207281496066?s=21

"You appreciate ONE hippo..."

# ? May 31, 2019 12:26

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/yumsalty/status/1134271037103718401?s=21

# ? May 31, 2019 14:52

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

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chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/aspic_tarantula/status/1132858027512672259?s=21

b-bowls of fruit in the house?

# ? May 31, 2019 23:55

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