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If you haven't yet go check out the last 4-5 pages of the CSPAM venezuela thread because it's turned into an amazing photoshop Guiado into political failures thread. A personal fav: But really, there are so many.
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Reading this gave me cancer
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https://twitter.com/alexhern/status/1134009576167280640
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I need a larger, cleaned-up version of that so I can hang it in the break room
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Slim Pickens posted:I need a larger, cleaned-up version of that so I can hang it in the break room There's a cleaner one down in the comments.
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What the gently caress?
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Drunk people with guns kill sober people with guns, I think?
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"OK, let's ban drunk driving then." "OH SO YOU JUST WANT TO BAN ALL ALCOHOL HUH?!?"
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:
Tbf both sides end up resorting to bureaucratic fuckery to undermine both legal gun sales and access to legal abortion to the degree where it’s nearly impossible for anyone who isn’t rich and have considerable resources to get either. Though technically legal, it’s a bad and lovely manipulation of the law and the “I’M NOT HITTING YOU! I’M NOT HITTING YOU!” way of attaining a similar policy goal. See also “woke corporations” doing similar things. I have a friend who thinks it’s great that Salesforce is basically barring any shop that sells semi-autos from using their software, yet doesn’t see the problem if a similar corporation were to ban Planned Parenthood or abortion clinics from using theirs. But of course the real naif is me because I’d rather see lawmakers do their loving jobs and debate and compromise on legislation here in TYOOL 2019 in the Hellfucker timeline, so yeah. Also serfin USA lol
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pantslesswithwolves posted:Tbf both sides end up resorting to bureaucratic fuckery to undermine both legal gun sales and access to legal abortion to the degree where it’s nearly impossible for anyone who isn’t rich and have considerable resources to get either. Though technically legal, it’s a bad and lovely manipulation of the law and the “I’M NOT HITTING YOU! I’M NOT HITTING YOU!” way of attaining a similar policy goal. The NRA is largely responsible for undermining legal gun sales by making it a free for all. Largely by fighting against implementation of common sense background check laws and restrictions.
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Come on. That has to be a joke
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holocaust bloopers posted:Come on. That has to be a joke Why would you put on a bumper sticker that guarantees your car is keyed for a joke?
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Jun 8, 2019 22:56
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What rank even is that
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:What rank even is that E-5
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All that attitude and it’s just an E-5.
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EBB posted:Why would you put on a bumper sticker that guarantees your car is keyed for a joke? Because it's your husband's car and you're about to get divorced?
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She makes him drive it.
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Yeah lots of dependas out here thirsting to be called "petty officer" that's definitely a joke
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I can’t read rank so it’s ok if I just call her Private Doe right? I’m a dumb civvy and all.
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Kawasaki Nun posted:Yeah lots of dependas out here thirsting to be called "petty officer"
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:She makes him drive it. Some kinks need to be shamed.
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You don't even address sailors by their rank typically, it's their rating and a number So like the Army equivalent would be something like calling her 11B2 (for Petty Officer, 2nd class) Doe. Navy rating structure isn't THAT hard to learn but it was infuriating to be around as a soldier in a joint environment, because the sailors I met get all pissy when you don't address them by the rate instead of rank, even when you can't really tell what their rating is when you meet. This was made worse because I have a bad memory and the rates didn't always have anything to do with their current position.
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Navy is godamn weird, man
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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:Navy is godamn weird, man Navy: Nuh uh, *changes into 6th discrete uniform of the week and retires to the ward room for the officer-only meal, but the officers have invited an enlisted to be the special guest of the evening*
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I like dumb, long standing, institutional traditions but I was also abused and manipulated as a kid so ymmv
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Only the Navy has a worthless e-6 rank that has no pull and pushes brooms; coupled with a segregated E-7+ that spend more time circle jerking and going on about tradition than doing anything useful for their Joe’s. I’m surprised we don’t have to salute them Then e-4 is a 3rd class, e-5 2nd, and e-6 1st. Who decided that poo poo? And I’ve never met anyone that doesn’t get into a fuss when you call them petty officer. It’s only used when you’re trying to patronize someone or be condescending. Boot camp was especially annoying: “i’m not a PETTY officer do I look like a PETTY officer I work for a living.” Uh ok then. In boot camp you don’t “rate” calling them by their actual job title Lest we forget the Navy tried to get rid of the job title rank poo poo that no one else does e.g. an E-5 Hospital Corpsman being an HM2. Not sure why it’s not HC but hey. People lost their minds and they quickly reversed it. Oh yeah and if you don’t know the person the only way you’d know their job title is if you could identify the job symbol on their dress uniform. Also flight suits are uniforms but god forbid you wear coveralls—you know an actual working uniform—anywhere. Is this a Wendy’s drive-thru? Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Jun 9, 2019 |
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wtf is a petty officer anyways
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generally e-4 to e-6 but to confuse you even more e-7 is a “chief” but the whole title is “chief petty officer,” e-8 is senior chief petty officer and e-9 master It’s above lower enlisted but not an officer. Etymology is French and petty meaning petit or “small,” but I believe that assumption may be incorrect and just a coincidence. Yes I know like half our poo poo is modeled after the French especially the word Sergeant etc. You could also technically call an e-4 PO3 but I never really saw that WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:A petty rear end bitch that's what Pretty much this Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 09:42 on Jun 9, 2019 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:wtf is a petty officer anyways
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