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Willfrey
Jul 20, 2007

Why don't the poors simply buy more money?
Fun Shoe
Head caveman hurt back on hunt. I give deermeat. Never hear from head caveman again!

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Head caveman come ask what village need, hurt my feeling

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

*scratches head*

Me have idea.

*scratches head*

No. Me have lice

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Me think caveman stop rape cavewoman, me know not popular opinion

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Wife say "Ugg you clean cave", I say Ugg bring shells!

Ugg need cave to stay for this moon

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



sweet thursday posted:

Wife say "Ugg you clean cave", I say Ugg bring shells!

Ugg need cave to stay for this moon

This one speaks to me

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Hurr.

Me hear Cheetos half price now

Hurr

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

Sid Vicious posted:

Me think caveman stop rape cavewoman, me know not popular opinion

how make new caveman, idiot? tribe dwindle after poison berry incident

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Im Ready for DEATH posted:

how make new caveman, idiot? tribe dwindle after poison berry incident

It just me opinion

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Technology change so fast. Feel like yesterday − sharp stick still be cool. Nowadays? Must have fire-hardened stick. But me never tie sharp rock to stick. It gay!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Poison berry make sky hunt ground crowded

Willfrey
Jul 20, 2007

Why don't the poors simply buy more money?
Fun Shoe
Poison berry good if no mind poo poo in loincloth

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
Friend share cave with go see shaman, walk back, take magic berries and fall asleep in clearing, but not wake up.

Me look in his stuff, find many many different magic berries in his stash. Any tribesmen tell me what berries do?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Three rocks on edge of cliff, one rock falls


Berries work same

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
one of tribe has many bad spirits that live in ears, say bad things and make tribe feel scary. gave poison berry and they just stare at river all day, but not say things that make tribe have scary feels.

maybe try poison berry?

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Colonel Cancer posted:

Poison berry make sky hunt ground crowded
Many long snow, many long hot, I know this tale from laugh teller.

Captain_Indigo
Jul 29, 2007

"That’s cheating! You know the rules: once you sacrifice something here, you don’t get it back!"

Me hear someone say 'give back furs, wolf. They not even fit wolf!" one time. Everybody make big laughs. Many moons later, ME say 'give back furs, wolf. They not even fit wolf!' every time that someone talk about wolf or furs or things that fit. Everybody still makes big laughs.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Why wolf even WANT furs?? Hahaha

Captain_Indigo
Jul 29, 2007

"That’s cheating! You know the rules: once you sacrifice something here, you don’t get it back!"

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Why wolf even WANT furs?? Hahaha

Me honest? Me never actually seen a wolf so me not know.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

There is a painting outside of the cave?!?

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

Grevling posted:

*Enters and leaves several different tribes' caves every day, just staring and listening to them talk*

Leave cave entrance open if want make new allies

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Me put dingus in dead mammoth mouth, now new chieftan!

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Hi me MammothKiller96 me talk to hunting party chief and he say give him all berries and come here for invite and double berries back he say secret password jag puppy

~~~xXxMammothKillerxXx~~~

Captain_Indigo
Jul 29, 2007

"That’s cheating! You know the rules: once you sacrifice something here, you don’t get it back!"

The Cave> Main Cave> General Cave > The Cave but it in many moons

"Hello, me Gg and me been to cave over hill!"

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Splicer posted:

Hi me MammothKiller96 me talk to hunting party chief and he say give him all berries and come here for invite and double berries back he say secret password jag puppy

~~~xXxMammothKillerxXx~~~

Lol


Captain_Indigo posted:

The Cave> Main Cave> General Cave > The Cave but it in many moons

"Hello, me Gg and me been to cave over hill!"

Lmao

Check out ladies, me am sit on mammoth & it walk for me wherever me want go

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Captain_Indigo posted:

The Cave> Main Cave> General Cave > The Cave but it in many moons

"Hello, me Gg and me been to cave over hill!"
"me kill mammoth over there but me over here!"

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
Why you ask Thag if he have mate? Thag already answer many times! Yes, Thag have mate, but you never see her. Mate live in Northern Lands.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Rust Martialis posted:

Why you ask Thag if he have mate? Thag already answer many times! Yes, Thag have mate, but you never see her. Mate live in Northern Lands.

Last hunt Thag say to Ugg, Thag say "my uncle work at sparkle rock cave and can get you sparkle rock" but it never come

Willfrey
Jul 20, 2007

Why don't the poors simply buy more money?
Fun Shoe

sweet thursday posted:

Last hunt Thag say to Ugg, Thag say "my uncle work at sparkle rock cave and can get you sparkle rock" but it never come

Thag also say hidden sparkle rock cave in regular cave, I look for two moons no find sparkle rock cave!

Sudbina
Mar 17, 2009
I thought we were always cavemen?

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Sudbina posted:

I thought we were always cavemen?

originally come from Plains of Quake

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
*masturbates furiously*

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Collapsing Farts posted:

*masturbates furiously*

*Joins in*

“Crystal rock starts glowing”

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Maybe sparkle crystal cave was in us all along.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Colonel Cancer posted:

Maybe sparkle crystal cave was in us all along.

Me see sparkly cave but no ring. 5/10

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I thought I'd make a statuette of Ozma but I need a much bigger rock.

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

Jerry Cotton posted:

I thought I'd make a statuette of Ozma but I need a much bigger rock.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Willendorf

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
"Me not called 'giant sloth lift' for no thing"

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marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
*lifts rock*
*sets down rock*

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