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FactsAreUseless posted:Remember Me, an unmemorable game with really good design on the lead character. Considering I played that, and don't remember anything about it, including the boobs, I'd say you're right.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Remember Me, an unmemorable game with really good design on the lead character. I remember there being a controversy about dudes being uncomfortable playing a character that kisses a guy during a cut scene
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May 29, 2019 12:33
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I have an enormous PS3 backlog - to the extent that I've come to terms with the idea of never buying another console - and I'm actually really looking forward to Remember Me. I'd heard it was actually quite good. 
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May 29, 2019 12:34
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I just think DONTNOD are at their best when they don't try to make a gameplay-focused game like Remember Me or Vampyr. Life is Strange is an excellent series, so if they just become the next Telltale they'll be fine. ...until they go bankrupt in a few years.
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May 29, 2019 16:20
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Remember Me doesn't have great gameplay, but its art direction and presentation are superlative and it's worth a measly few bucks on sale for that imo
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May 29, 2019 16:44
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https://www.gamerevolution.com/news/544459-tank-battlegrounds-battlefield-1942 https://store.steampowered.com/app/1081530/Metal_War/ There's so much here to unpack
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May 29, 2019 19:40
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Man, how'd THAT get past Valve's approval process? yes I'm joking quote:Please stop attacking my country. I am only the stupid one among the great Chinese people. The Chinese are hardworking and brave, bringing a lot of pure and beautiful things to the world.  Edit: I call it Steam.jpg: a play in one act. 
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May 29, 2019 20:08
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sorry for all the steamer
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May 29, 2019 20:55
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"It was just a joke!" I cry as the TSA hauls me off and detonates the bomb in my bag a safe distance away.
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May 29, 2019 20:57
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People are posting Tiananmen Square and other banned topics in the comments below in hopes the great firewall sees this dude. Trying to profit off of someone else’s work is lovely, but trying to get a dude dragged off into a gulag to be executed is a bit much.
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May 29, 2019 22:29
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Okay they finally just removed the steam page. Kind of loving crazy how despite several articles being written about the game and an EA employee saying they contacted Valve about the game, they didn't get around to removing the page until just now. Ripoff posted:People are posting Tiananmen Square and other banned topics in the comments below in hopes the great firewall sees this dude. If it's the one I'm thinking of, there's a copypaste that got popular because of a Reddit post about how Japanese people had this long list of keywords they would use in replies to Chinese phishing emails. From what I understand, it's not that they're hoping the government sees it, it will just automatically lock them out of the internet for a certain amount of time or something, possibly repercussions extending from there like you said but apparently the effect is instant. I know people who, with mixed results, have placed this in the chat of 1v1 games against players with Chinese steam names and they'd get booted from the game instantly.
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May 30, 2019 01:10
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^^I call shenanigans ^^RazzleDazzleHour posted:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1081530/Metal_War/ Gone, what was it?
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May 30, 2019 01:49
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:^^I call shenanigans ^^ So in the article they had a copy of the Steam page for the game, which was just a copy/paste of Battlefield 1942. Once the article came out, everything was replaced with an apology (see image above, the IM SORRY was the game icon) apologizing for plagiarizing everything "as a joke"
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May 30, 2019 01:55
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:^^I call shenanigans ^^
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May 30, 2019 01:56
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Yeah, I saw that but I was wondering what the second link was. It turns out they just changed the name so it was the same thing.
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May 30, 2019 03:11
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FoneBone posted:Remember Me doesn't have great gameplay, but its art direction and presentation are superlative and it's worth a measly few bucks on sale for that imo
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May 30, 2019 06:01
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RazzleDazzleHour posted:Okay they finally just removed the steam page. Kind of loving crazy how despite several articles being written about the game and an EA employee saying they contacted Valve about the game, they didn't get around to removing the page until just now. I know some Japanese posted the original form of that myth as a joke, poking fun at Chinese censorship. Then a ton of people online started spamming it as the hot new meme. But I haven't seen any actual evidence that it leads to people getting disconnected or having their internet shut off.
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May 30, 2019 06:32
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I’m getting pumped to see how many folks do palette swaps on old games and upload them to Steam, like a new era of the knock-off NES games that came on those magazine-ad 400-in-1 game consoles. In the meantime, check out my new games, Prairie Fight 1943 and Victoria Cross 2! Only $9.99 each!
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May 30, 2019 14:38
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Was this here before? I must have missed it if was, and it should be cause it's just goddamn porn: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1024500/Boobs_em_up/Check out all that DLC tho 
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May 30, 2019 20:11
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Kikas posted:Was this here before? I must have missed it if was, and it should be cause it's just goddamn porn: There was a super lovely sidescrolling brawler with that name up earlier this month, maybe the guy got better at Poser and suppressing the last of his shame? e: lmao yeah this is it, now with Source Filmmaker porn and a monetization scheme that even Valve themselves would blanch at McSpanky fucked around with this message at 22:04 on May 30, 2019 |
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May 30, 2019 21:58
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I dunno this is pretty great
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May 30, 2019 22:38
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This studio just keeps making cheaper and worse FPS games, apparently. https://store.steampowered.com/app/972990/Hopper_Rabbit/
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:I know some Japanese posted the original form of that myth as a joke, poking fun at Chinese censorship. Then a ton of people online started spamming it as the hot new meme. The game in question war Artifact, for the record. Toward the end of the game's lifespan (two weeks after release) it was pretty much 50/50 on queuing into a Chinese player, and you also had to pay money to play Keeper Drafts, so those things combined made me believe the things I was hearing. Also Google translating insults the Chinese players would say into English was very great
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Rotten Red Rod posted:I dunno this is pretty great I didn't know that Cool 3d World was making a video game.
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May 31, 2019 02:54
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Jamfrost posted:This studio just keeps making cheaper and worse FPS games, apparently. There's a ton of these kinds of hack 'studios' (sometimes just one or two guys making GBS threads things out alone) out there, Jimquisition has played more of this poo poo than I ever care to even look at, so that I don't have to. Although every now and then...he does also stumble upon a gem like this. (bit NWS) CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 13:25 on May 31, 2019 |
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May 31, 2019 13:21
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Knew what game you were talking before I clicked the link, and p. much an exception to the rule, unfortunately.
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May 31, 2019 13:36
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Steam just loves putting this banner right on the front page for me
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May 31, 2019 14:35
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Flannelette posted:Steam just loves putting this banner right on the front page for me Honestly I'm amazed a game that prolific would stoop so low Azure Lane makes way too much money for this pity collaboration to be worth it
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May 31, 2019 15:24
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I know I shouldn't be surprised that slapping anime boobs on naval ships is as popular as it is, but it's just so loving dumb.
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May 31, 2019 16:20
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Rotten Red Rod posted:I know I shouldn't be surprised that slapping anime boobs on naval ships is as popular as it is, but it's just so loving dumb.
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May 31, 2019 16:28
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Wait, the history-based World of Warships game turns naval ships into anime boobs now? And it's selling like mad? Remind me of this next time grognards start whining uncontrollably about 'mah realism' when a minority/female character gets added to their military game.
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May 31, 2019 16:29
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How does this work exactly? Do you have realistic models of WWII ships fighting giant little girls?
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May 31, 2019 16:32
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I thought they were just decals and paint skins
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May 31, 2019 16:35
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FirstAidKite posted:I thought they were just decals and paint skins They are. Azure Lane gets to waifu-ize the unique boats from World of Warships, Warships gets art.
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Elephant Parade posted:I don't like Azur Lane and I haven't even tried Kancolle, but anthropomorphizing historical battleships isn't bad as a concept, and given nautical tradition it kinda makes sense to have all of them be female. Yes, the fanservice can be a bit much, but that doesn't mean the fundamental premise is worthless. If you think people need a solid historical reason to make stuff into anime girls you haven't been paying attention
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Elephant Parade posted:I don't like Azur Lane and I haven't even tried Kancolle, but anthropomorphizing historical battleships isn't bad as a concept, and given nautical tradition it kinda makes sense to have all of them be female. Yes, the fanservice can be a bit much, but that doesn't mean the fundamental premise is worthless. "The fanservice can be a bit much"? What exactly else is there other than fanservice? If it was just anthropomorphizing vessels, ok, I get behind that, there's some interesting things you could do with it narratively, I guess. This is not that, it's clearly about putting boobs on boats. I mean, sure, enjoy whatever you want. It's still dumb as hell and pretty embarrassing. I dont know posted:How does this work exactly? Do you have realistic models of WWII ships fighting giant little girls? I'd love to be a fly on the wall to the reaction of World of Warships' hardcore WWII ship fans to that.
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FirstAidKite posted:I thought they were just decals and paint skins That's disappointing. If you are going forward with the horrible idea, you might as well go all in on it.
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May 31, 2019 17:17
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https://youtu.be/HdU0bnEG-fU
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I dont know posted:That's disappointing. If you are going forward with the horrible idea, you might as well go all in on it. Pretty sure that game has had other vaguely-boat-related-anime-girl tie-in events before. They even got posted in this thread! The tie-in stuff was recolors / alternate skins of existing boats plus some anime girl announcers you could equip.
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I want a war waifu game with all the lovely historical gear. Sten-chan trips over herself all the time. Queen Tiger eats you out of a home. Street Sweeper has to take a 3 hour nap after a job and she's very racist
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