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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

PoultryGeist posted:

Hmmmmm...



...yeah checks out.

ABP, it's easy as one-two-three, ABP, you and me, fist through your chest cavity.

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Rotten Red Rod posted:

It always struck me how hostile her roommates came off in that sequence. I dunno if that was intended or if they were meant to come off more as concerned.

Also holy poo poo they invaded her room fast, wow

Its a mix. Some were very concerned, some were pissed off.

hey girl you up
May 21, 2001

Forum Nice Guy
Interesting way to get their attention, Nyave.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Yes, I know, but how does his position on the prophecy suggest an rear end kicking?

He's hanging out with all the other rear end kicking recipients

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.
dear god how many simultaneous parallelisms is abaddon working on

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib

Discendo Vox posted:

dear god how many simultaneous parallelisms is abaddon working on

The multiverse is a fractal wheel and the only actual characters are Allison and Himself

Happy Underpants
Jul 23, 2007

hey girl you up posted:

Interesting way to get their attention, Nyave.



Wild rear end Notion Here: David's martial arts bullshit isn't breathing or stride or any of that. It's surreptitiously leaving all of his daughters in monasteries and only permitting himself to acknowledge and love the one that comes back. So far none have. This is undoubtedly untrue but so is most of the universe.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Archenteron posted:

You fool, you plebian, you absolute melon.

You think that Layla Brimstone, Gun Witch, would only bring two guns with her into the Kumite?

https://soundcloud.com/maddecent/blood-bros-first-blood

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

hey girl you up posted:

Interesting way to get their attention, Nyave.



Ah, the fabled martial art of "making a loud noise"

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

There is absolutely no way Solomon David would leave his secret daughters on one of Mottom’s worlds.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

ThaumPenguin posted:

I was about to post "one of the contestants just straight up shows up with a gun" but then I remembered one of them is bringing two

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
If one of the contestants or one of their allies turned out to be a long lost daughter, I'd expect Solomon to have a reaction like the bad guy in Jade Empire: "Well, that's weird. It doesn't change the plans though."

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




ThaumPenguin posted:

I was about to post "one of the contestants just straight up shows up with a gun" but then I remembered one of them is bringing two

There was another gun witch on the big picture when Gog was describing the tournaments, too.

ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013

MikeJF posted:

There was another gun witch on the big picture when Gog was describing the tournaments, too.

That's actually the one I was talking about, I'd forgotten about Layla and I can't actually remember if she dual-wields

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




ThaumPenguin posted:

That's actually the one I was talking about, I'd forgotten about Layla and I can't actually remember if she dual-wields

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 10:02 on May 31, 2019

ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013

Bringing a lot of firepower to this tournament

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
The Gun Witch Horror

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

YaketySass posted:

The Gun Witch Horror
Isn't that basically when Doom Guy realizes the chaingun's empty?

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Gun Witch, Young Man.

Fish Noise posted:

Isn't that basically when Doom Guy realizes the chaingun's empty?

:hmmyes:

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
The secret syllables of Royalty are I, D, K, F, A.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cat Mattress posted:

The secret syllables of Royalty are I, D, K, F, A.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!
Kill 6 Billion Revenants

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Royalty is a continuous RIP AND TEAR motion

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Cat Mattress posted:

The secret syllables of Royalty are I, D, K, F, A.

I prefer S, M, D, F, T, B

Fish Noise posted:

Kill 6 Billion Revenants

:yeshaha:

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


Doom Guy does not "run out" of ammo. He embraces opportunities to bring variety to his eternal vengeance.

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



wiegieman posted:

Doom Guy does not "run out" of ammo. He embraces opportunities to bring variety to his eternal vengeance.

Doom Guy 2016 punches ammo out of demons. It's great.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

wiegieman posted:

Doom Guy does not "run out" of ammo. He embraces opportunities to bring variety to his eternal vengeance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6rINH2e96g

Doom Guy is Royalty as gently caress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5UF6ashzkw

Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009

Smellrose
IDSPISPOPD

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Draadnagel posted:

Oh man, that would be great. But my thinking is she won't join the fuming idiot squad. Just look at the prophecy, Jags and Maya look like they're separate powers that have the same goals as our heroes. Looking back at it now, it also looks like Zoss is gonna get some well deserved asskicking, which is totally cool with me. Because gently caress that guy.

Jaganoth in particular appears to just be getting his boogie on

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
y'all looking too deep into the positioning on that monolith i swear

Draadnagel
Jul 16, 2011

..zoekend naar draadnagels bij laag tij.
Welp, shouldn't have posted while drunk and sleepy. It's probably nothing, but it stuck with me because Operant said somewhere that Jadis was never wrong in her prophecies. On the other hand, we don't know whether or not the image was her doing or an interpretation (or even just the artist making a pretty image). Any way, I still like the idea of Maya and Jags as a separates force that oppose the status quo and i still really like the idea of Zoss getting an asskicking.

Joe Slowboat
Nov 9, 2016

Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements



Zoss got his rear end kicked on like page five of the comic, I don't think he can get his rear end kicked any harder than being actually beheaded.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Joe Slowboat posted:

Zoss got his rear end kicked on like page five of the comic, I don't think he can get his rear end kicked any harder than being actually beheaded.

I mean on one hand you are correct. On the other hand, walking that poo poo off as Zoss appears to have done, negates any loss of reputation.

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib

Draadnagel posted:

Welp, shouldn't have posted while drunk and sleepy. It's probably nothing, but it stuck with me because Operant said somewhere that Jadis was never wrong in her prophecies. On the other hand, we don't know whether or not the image was her doing or an interpretation (or even just the artist making a pretty image). Any way, I still like the idea of Maya and Jags as a separates force that oppose the status quo and i still really like the idea of Zoss getting an asskicking.

Never apologize for a post

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1134667066777178117?s=19

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
How am I only just now noticing that Princess' top has the word Boss on it?

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
cio-wned

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person


I didn't know demons could shed tears.

Joe Slowboat
Nov 9, 2016

Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements



Nyave remains the best, she's real good.

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Archenteron
Nov 3, 2006

:marc:

There Bias Two posted:

I didn't know demons could shed tears.

Devils May Cry

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