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im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis

Senju Kannon posted:

after getting banned from, like, all social media, alex jones started a tumblr and then immediately deleted it after getting a ton of inflation porn and all sorts of other weird poo poo submitted to his blog. how do i know inflation porn specifically? an inflation fetish blog bragged about sending the most explicit poo poo they had to his blog several times a day until he deleted

that's rad lmao

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DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

StashAugustine posted:

Fake Nude of Alexandria Occasio-Cortez Debunked by Foot Fetishists

one of the greatest lines in history

quote:

I’ve sucked enough toes in my life to recognize when something doesn’t look right

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

DMCrimson posted:

one of the greatest lines in history

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest
liz bruenig changing her twitter nick to liz boo!nig for all of a minute back in october

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

paul nehlen going from trying to primary paul ryan to getting banned from gab

IWW Online Branch
Apr 20, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgce06Yw2ro

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
lol that thumbnail

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

quite stretched out posted:

liz bruenig changing her twitter nick to liz boo!nig for all of a minute back in october


lmao it’s something I think about often

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

quite stretched out posted:

liz bruenig changing her twitter nick to liz boo!nig for all of a minute back in october

i only jus tgot this lmao

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

GalacticAcid posted:

lmao it’s something I think about often

i think about it infrequently enough that it always makes me properly amused when it resurfaces from the depths of my internet/politics poisoned brain

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006


lol I remember this being the biggest most outrageous breach of :decorum:

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://i.imgur.com/FMclGTM.gifv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfH8ox56tSE

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

quite stretched out posted:

liz bruenig changing her twitter nick to liz boo!nig for all of a minute back in october

lol

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
Tim + Apple

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
Mark Foley’s explicit AOL chatlogs with a 13yo page

“Gram the one eyed snake”

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Mark_Foley/Chat_Logs

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

mooyashi posted:

Mark Foley’s explicit AOL chatlogs with a 13yo page

“Gram the one eyed snake”

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Mark_Foley/Chat_Logs

When the Republicans tried to spin that as "I thought you people liked gays"

Well less funny and more goddamn infuriating

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
Mick Foley's explicit AOL chatlogs with a 13yo Paige

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

Hopkins FBI posted:

Tim + Apple

“well actually, his name IS Tim Apple, it’s a more efficient way of saying who he is. TOTALLY INTENTIONAL!”

Stato-Masochist
Aug 22, 2010

the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

Hillary got schlonged

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

a Loving Dog posted:

Mick Foley's explicit AOL chatlogs with a 13yo Paige

OG thread here https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2094058

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Shot: Biden delivered Strom Thurmond's eulogy

Chaser: Biden spent a good chunk of that eulogy talking about himself

Big Dick Cheney
Mar 30, 2007

Stato-Masochist posted:

Hillary got schlonged

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

paranoid randroid posted:

remember when tim pool spent his entire stream of the ferguson protests wandering around looking for an iphone charger and then got tear gassed

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

Anti-imperialist candidate for president of the united states mike gravel 1) was a member of the army counterintelligence corps and ratted on communists to the US government 2) would vote for senators' bills if they let him have sex with their interns

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Algund Eenboom posted:

Anti-imperialist candidate for president of the united states mike gravel 1) was a member of the army counterintelligence corps and ratted on communists to the US government 2) would vote for senators' bills if they let him have sex with their interns

lol holy moly that's news to me

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Antifa supersoldiers

IWW Online Branch
Apr 20, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Algund Eenboom posted:

Anti-imperialist candidate for president of the united states mike gravel 1) was a member of the army counterintelligence corps and ratted on communists to the US government 2) would vote for senators' bills if they let him have sex with their interns

what

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

Algund Eenboom posted:

Anti-imperialist candidate for president of the united states mike gravel 1) was a member of the army counterintelligence corps and ratted on communists to the US government 2) would vote for senators' bills if they let him have sex with their interns

also lol that he lost a primary in 1980 because he lost funding support because he voted for a saudi arms deal

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

quote:

In June 1976, Gravel was the focus of a federal investigation into allegations that he was involved in a sex-for-vote arrangement. Congressional staff clerk Elizabeth Ray (who was already the subject of a sex scandal that led to the downfall of Representative Wayne Hays) stated that in August 1972, she had sex with Gravel aboard a houseboat on the Potomac River, under the instruction of Representative Kenneth J. Gray, her boss at the time.[111] Gray allegedly wanted to secure Gravel's support for further funding for construction of the National Visitor Center in Washington, a troubled project that was under the jurisdiction of subcommittees that both members chaired.[112][113] Another Congressional staffer said she witnessed the boat encounter, but Gravel said at the time that he had never met either of the women.[111][114] Both Gravel and Gray strongly denied that they had made any arrangement regarding legislation,[111] and neither was ever charged with any wrongdoing.[115] Decades later, Gravel wrote that he had indeed had sex with Ray, but had not changed any votes because of it.[116]

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

IWW Online Branch
Apr 20, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

:sigh: Well I'd say I'm surprised, but you'd have to be the most naive fool on the planet to be surprised that a politician is a scumbag.

Anyway, here's something on topic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8FWH747HBs

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


this is one of my top 10 favourite things on the Internet ever, up there with the bitcoin cruise article

IWW Online Branch
Apr 20, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
This one's a personal story, but during 2016 a coworker I talked politics with admitted that a part of him wanted to get a peek at the timeline where Trump actually did become president, because wouldn't that just be the craziest poo poo?

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

TrilliontonNixon posted:

This one's a personal story, but during 2016 a coworker I talked politics with admitted that a part of him wanted to get a peek at the timeline where Trump actually did become president, because wouldn't that just be the craziest poo poo?

Lol this reminded me of Obama joking about the same during the White House Correspondent's Dinner

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

LastInLine posted:

Lol this reminded me of Obama joking about the same during the White House Correspondent's Dinner

A bunch of people were all, "Sure let's let Trump in the White House, what's the worst he could do? He's just a reality star."

I was like that until like the 3rd month of his presidency.

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
I half-bought-into the "maybe who the president is doesn't matter that much" when W. Bush won in 2000 but that nice little delusion didn't last long.

IWW Online Branch
Apr 20, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I just remembered this article from the Atlantic about a hypothetical Trump presidency. Reading it now is a real hoot.

quote:

Those were the darkest moments. Yet, in the dull terror of those first days, there were the stirrings of redemption. You could see it in the pride that journalists—even cynical, sneering political reporters—took in covering this historic and surprising transition. You could see it on display in the meetings that President Obama and White House staff held almost around-the-clock with congressional leaders and aides of both parties. But most of all, you could see it everywhere. Everyone was talking about the news. Everyone was watching and reading the news. There was a sense, in those weeks between Election Day and Inauguration Day, that Americans were all in this together, preparing, girding, for what we didn’t know. And maybe it’s crazy, but we grew closer to each other, kinder, as we all participated in this event as one country. Some still scoff at this, and as time passes, it’s harder and harder to prove. But I think it’s true. I think we are different now.

MaxieSatan
Oct 19, 2017

critical support for anarchists
Love to come together as a country as all of us, as Americans, band together in response to... uh, nearly half the voting public choosing to support a cryptofascist demagogue

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

MaxieSatan posted:

Love to come together as a country as all of us, as Americans, band together in response to... uh, nearly half the voting public choosing to support a cryptofascist demagogue

they don't consider anyone outside the media/political/celebrity class as "us"

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Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

TrilliontonNixon posted:

I just remembered this article from the Atlantic about a hypothetical Trump presidency. Reading it now is a real hoot.

quote:

In what Trump supporters called the “Christmas Coup” and what everyone else called a historic act of national preservation, President Obama signed into law a bill passed with overwhelming bipartisan support (with the exception of a few House Republicans and Ted Cruz, who abstained) which reasserted congressional primacy over the republic and stripped away the presidential prerogatives that had accrued over the previous century. In a talk at the Heritage Foundation, Chief Justice John Roberts, speaking only hypothetically of course, suggested such a law would survive judicial review.

quote:

Anyway, there’s no need to belabor the details of how the next four years unfolded: the budget crisis, President Trump’s impeachment, Vice President Cruz’s inauguration, the second budget crisis. It’s all pretty straightforward.

quote:

JON LOVETT is a writer based in Los Angeles. He previously served for three years as a speechwriter to President Obama in the White House.

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