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May 30, 2019 04:36
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May 30, 2019 21:10
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To free me from this mortal coil
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May 30, 2019 21:53
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https://mobile.twitter.com/AltPress/status/1134108681681985537 Did not realize this was possible
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May 30, 2019 21:59
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/AltPress/status/1134108681681985537 Neither did he.
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May 31, 2019 01:54
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So is that a muscle-flexing thing or a vibrations-from-the-note thing, because that may affect if I ever go to see this guy perform.
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May 31, 2019 02:01
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/AltPress/status/1134108681681985537 On the plus side, his high notes are now higher.
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May 31, 2019 02:24
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Knormal posted:So is that a muscle-flexing thing or a vibrations-from-the-note thing, because that may affect if I ever go to see this guy perform. If you go to see Slipknot, you deserve everything you get.
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May 31, 2019 02:28
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Slipknot is garbage but there's definitely some cultural cachet in being the singer so hardcore he literally busted a nut.
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May 31, 2019 03:09
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More like Splitnut (and definitely not more like oldpainless)
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May 31, 2019 03:10
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/AltPress/status/1134108681681985537 He literally howled his ball(s) off 
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May 31, 2019 04:23
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Azathoth posted:If you go to see Slipknot, you deserve everything you get. Sir Lemming posted:More like Splitnut
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May 31, 2019 04:25
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Aesop Poprock posted:Imagine loving dinosaurs as a kid in the 80s-90s then jumping forward to 2019 and it's a bunch of feathered weirdos saying wowie Turns out latest palentology is that T-Rex specifically was basically featherless, so its status as coolest dino remains uncontested
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May 31, 2019 04:25
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I like the Pokemon interpretation where the T-Rex has a regal/pimp feathered ruff.
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May 31, 2019 09:37
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/AltPress/status/1134108681681985537 
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May 31, 2019 11:48
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Azathoth posted:If you go to see Slipknot, you deserve everything you get. You can always go to a Stone Sour concert instead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIzDsGyxsQM
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May 31, 2019 13:59
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http://time.com/5598744/north-korea-envoy-kim-hyok-chol-trump-summit/
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May 31, 2019 17:12
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Of course looking at Kim jong un I can never be certain that all these people weren't actually purged for various dishes.
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May 31, 2019 17:28
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By popular demand posted:Of course looking at Kim jong un I can never be certain that all these people weren't actually purged for various dishes. Or how much of it is actually true. Due to how impenetrable the country is, a lot of unverifiable stuff gets reported as fact, with the only source being an anonymous person in the South Korean intelligence apparatus or some "Chinese official", all of whom are working an angle of some kind. And even if they're being truthful with whoever they're leaking info to, there's no guarantee that their source in North Korea isn't lying to them or being lied to by someone else. It's also hard to overstate just how much of what the North publicizes themselves, ostensibly for the rest of the world, is actually intended for internal audiences. Assuming that this guy was killed, it could just as easily be because he got caught selling information to China or because he was in charge of some external business and skimmed too much off the top or because Kim thought he was getting too buddy-buddy with the wrong people and he perceived a threat. Not defending the North by any stretch, it just annoys the crap out of me how much poo poo gets uncritically reported about them, and how it always seems to distract from the real poo poo they are doing.
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May 31, 2019 18:40
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chitoryu12 posted:You can always go to a Stone Sour concert instead.  that's even worse
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May 31, 2019 18:57
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GrossMurpel posted:
Hahaha holy poo poo, I had no idea it was the same singer. That's just amazing.
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May 31, 2019 19:06
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GrossMurpel posted:
"Through Glass" is a masterpiece of drunk sad music, you shut your mouth.
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May 31, 2019 19:08
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"Bother" was alright https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-pXD0FXLQ8 and I still like Slipknot drat it Shifty Nipples has a new favorite as of 20:25 on May 31, 2019 |
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May 31, 2019 20:21
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"Man suffers 9 day erection after bruising taint in moped accident" https://gizmodo.com/man-suffers-9-day-erection-after-bruising-taint-in-mope-1835153121
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Jun 1, 2019 01:53
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He had to call 54 doctors
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Jun 1, 2019 02:45
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Jun 1, 2019 03:13
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Lord Buckethead has retired
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Jun 1, 2019 05:10
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I kind of understand him, his attempts at lunacy having been outdone by May, Johnson, Corbyn, Farage...
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Jun 1, 2019 05:39
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There's been at least 3 people who have been Lord Buckethead, so there's always a chance he can return.
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Jun 1, 2019 06:15
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Imagine four Lord Bucketheads on the edge of a cliff. Say a direct copy of the Lord Buckethead nearest the cliff is sent to the back of the line of Lord Bucketheads and takes the place of the first Lord Buckethead. The formerly first Lord Buckethead becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls off the cliff. Politics work the same way. Captain Hygiene has a new favorite as of 06:39 on Jun 1, 2019 |
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Jun 1, 2019 06:34
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chitoryu12 posted:There's been at least 3 people who have been Lord Buckethead, so there's always a chance he can return. He says it's because the original creator asked to take back creative control of the character (it's from some 1984 film), so I don't think so. 
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Jun 1, 2019 15:31
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Before I looked it up I thought Lord Buckethead was that virtuosic guitar player and was surprised to find out there had been three of them e: now it makes more sense that people were bringing him up along with British politicians
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Jun 1, 2019 15:43
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Phlegmish posted:Before I looked it up I thought Lord Buckethead was that virtuosic guitar player and was surprised to find out there had been three of them That’s what I thought until this exact post. I just kind of assumed it was like when California elected Schwarzenegger governor.
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Jun 1, 2019 16:26
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I would elect Buckethead governor.
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Jun 1, 2019 17:25
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Jun 1, 2019 19:49
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NBA star Scottie Pippen sues girl, 5, for damages to Florida mansionquote:NBA great Scottie Pippen is reportedly suing a five-year-old girl for vandalising his $US10 million Florida mansion by scribbling on the walls with markers and crayons. Pippen, 53, added the girl’s name to a lawsuit he filed against her parents, Lindsay Glazer and Jacob Wolloshin, who he is asking for damages in excess of $US100,000. He claims the girl’s “vandalising ways show (that) Glazer and Woloshin failed as parents.”
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Jun 2, 2019 03:17
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I wonder if that is him just being sleazy or if it is one of those "we had to sue in order to get insurance to pay out"
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Jun 3, 2019 19:36
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Do they need insurance to pay out for a few cans of Glidden?
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Do they need insurance to pay out for a few cans of Glidden? The walls were painted with gold leaf and Picasso's ashes
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