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alright. im properly liquored up. im wearing my three piece suit and sash that says "cumshitter" on it. im ready to take on the world. time to go bitch at the people at the post office
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JHVH-1 posted:I drank too much espresso too quickly and was seeing spots like I stared into the sun. lol that’s your aneurysm bout ready to burst
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I waffle between thinking trump is closeted sometimes
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but... pogo sticks aren't faster or easier than just walking... like... way harder than walking actually
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cumshitter posted:alright. im properly liquored up. im wearing my three piece suit and sash that says "cumshitter" on it. im ready to take on the world. time to go bitch at the people at the post office guess where the third piece is
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Dolphin posted:same except it's a three piece swimsuit blowhole?
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Dolphin posted:same except it's a three piece swimsuit a tasteful hammock for your balls?
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Jun 1, 2019 20:41
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i cant fight the effects of aging. but i can fight gravity. that is why i made ball hammocks. bras for balls. call 1-800-CUM-poo poo and order yours today. your balls deserve better dont have old man balls. have healthy, bouncing testes well into your 90's with ball bras. order today!
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cumshitter posted:i cant fight the effects of aging. but i can fight gravity. that is why i made ball hammocks. bras for balls. call 1-800-CUM-poo poo and order yours today. your balls deserve better the cockrings i use wrap around the whole package, what's so special about these hammocks?
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Lawman 0 posted:https://twitter.com/john_sipher/status/1134860090572283905 is the joke that the spook thinks the borowitz report is real or is it u who thinks it
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i want a boyfriend but in this voice: https://soundcloud.com/user-954198402/michael-silverblatt-encourages-you-to-support-your-local-npr-station
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2DCAT posted:just as long as no one steals by unicycle idea im fine with this heh. and the 2 dimensional cat falls into my neatly laid trap so long sucker, no more billions for you
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okay off to see John Wick 3, I've got 100 dollar bet riding with a buddy that, after the last two movies, Johnathan has grown as a person and will defuse the many precarious situations he finds himself in with logic and debate and empathy, and that he will not actually kill anybody with guns, I'm confident that I am right
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The Alpha Centauri posted:the cockrings i use wrap around the whole package, what's so special about these hammocks? these are designed specifically for your balls. here at Cumshit Corp we have designed a bal hammock that is ergonomically designed to take the stress off your sagging ballack skin. independent studies have shown that removing tension from your scrotal skin, when a ball bra is worn regularly, allows 90 year old men to have the ballsack of a man in his 20's
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cumshitter posted:a tasteful hammock for your balls? don’t doxx me
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me, dressed as a gypsy: come. come in. let me read the future from your scrotal folds. every ballsack tells a story; one of past, present, and future
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cumshitter posted:these are designed specifically for your balls. here at Cumshit Corp we have designed a bal hammock that is ergonomically designed to take the stress off your sagging ballack skin. independent studies have shown that removing tension from your scrotal skin, when a ball bra is worn regularly, allows 90 year old men to have the ballsack of a man in his 20's I have a rather remarkable varicocele, can a Cumshit bal hammock be adjusted to compensate for the increased mass?
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fuckin wiggers wannabe tiggers
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chokes can you gimme back my "if you have dog or cat nano chip" tag back? you erased it i feel bad not having it on my av since someone was nice enough to pay for it.
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A Handed Missus posted:is the joke that the spook thinks the borowitz report is real or is it u who thinks it the spook op
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walk? gently caress
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cumshitter posted:me, dressed as a gypsy: come. come in. let me read the future from your scrotal folds. every ballsack tells a story; one of past, present, and future did you know that the average ballsack contains 3 times less bacteria than the average palm i base this on many real sources don't ask me to cite them please I'm v busy
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crazy cloud posted:Don't quit until this happens and they're both gone and then steal as much as you can and quit with no notice yeah this
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Jumping stilts are way better than scooters or pogo sticks. It's like superpower parkour.
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completely unprompted i'm sure this will mean something and nothing simultaneously
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Mr. Flood
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lmao is there anything more pathetic in this world than jake loving tapper https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1134908762639257601
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The Alpha Centauri posted:I have a rather remarkable varicocele, can a Cumshit bal hammock be adjusted to compensate for the increased mass? a Cumshit Corp brand ball hammock is designed to alleviate pressure from enlarged veins within the scrotal tissue, resulting in smaller veins and a smoother, baby's butt soft, scrotal form that men and women alike love to caress
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